Steven Stretch

[Mobbs]

This is just a self-adulating post to expound a toon I wrote in a Lynch Mob newsletter yonks ago :

Stretchah's gonnah get getchah,
And he hasn't even metchah.
Betchah he won't letchah getchah hands upon the pill.

Stretchah's gonnah getchah and the ambulance'll fetchah.
Upsetchah, bayonetchah, Stretchah's looking for the kill.

(What was I thinking?)

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Levo]

As quoted on the 9 network "The Dill on the Hill", geez Kev what are you gunna b like off the turps, probably bloody worse, if there is such.

 

[Mobbs]

Actually, Levo, I was rather sedate today at the praccy game.

Phil Doyle was the loud one, with countless 'hands up, Roys' calls.

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Fat Pizza]

Steven Stretch is now selling real estate in the inner eastern suburbs. His photo regularly appears on the flyers they leave in my letterbox.