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[Hard_to_Beat]

This song goes out to the girl who lived next door in 1984.

 

[rayven]

Diane was/is her name, she lived next door in a house this girl i was seeing lived. These houses only had weatherboard walls separating them.l

She knocked on the door one night, with a glass of wine. She was a drunk, stayed home apart from pay days and wiped herself out. I thought she was A dirty foul mouthed piece of shit that i wouldn't spit on. Imagine then when this night she asked politely if we could keep the sex noise down.

I would later come to respect Diane and her broken skull from an ex going troppo, come to envy how she stays alive with the memory of watching that bloke kill her infant in an ,ironically, drunken rage.

The wine blotted it out.

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

You really know how to time your posts rayven.

I would like the dimwitted out there to understand that "squealer" refers to loud consensual sex and not bashing womens skulls in.

 

[rayven]

Hopefully though my point about things and people are not as they seem ,got across.

Do you think that song could be about jealous people?

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Are there any posts where mantis doesn't talk about her dog?

How much u wanna bet it's name is Jub Jub...

 

[Meow]

I have a bastard neighbour in my block of units. He thinks rules don't apply to him, I asked him to leash his dog if I was walking my dog, or keep her inside, he told me to get stuffed & even though I have reported him twice to the council & he has got fined, he still lets his dog out unleashed when he sees me walking my dog.

Funniest thing is, he said he is suing me for harassment for ringing the council, ****ing moron.

It's probably not very convenient for him to always have to leash his dog whenever you decide to take yours for a walk.

I live on a rural property and both my neighbours are 1km away. The people on one side seem okay, although they look like deros and I don't see them that often. Occasionally they throw loud parties as well, with the cops sometimes paying them a visit.

The guy on the other side never washes and looks like a hippie. Cracked the shits at me recently because he wrongly thought I had dobbed him into the council for failing to keep grass in a nearby paddock at a reasonable height when in actuality it was my landlord who did so, and for good reason- the grass is bone dry and nearly 5ft tall, a hot, windy day will make it (plus my house) go up in flames.

 

[Varcoe2Chapman]

Good thread.

Growing up until about 3-4 years ago we had a weak sperm of a neighbor. He was the same age as my parents and had two girls the same age as my older siblings (now early 30s). He effectively was the fun police. As a family of boys we would play sport in the backyard all day but would never begin before 10 and be done by tea time. We also have a pool with a gate that slams he hated that. Basically, he would always crack it when we wanted to play basketball, cricket, or footy. And in summer he would crack the shits when we would go swimming. And don't get me started when we had family/friends over!
The worst part was when we hit tennis balls over the fence he refused to throw them back. Oh, did i mention he also had a dangerous German Shepherd so it wasn't that simple to jump the fence. On one occassion i went and asked to get tennis balls back. He said yes, you can return 3. So i went on to throw every tennis ball in his backyard (about 50+). He then went off his tree and had his dog chase me out the fron of his house. He then demanded all balls be thrown back.

Further to this he would always park his car out the front of our house. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, but he had a 2 car driveway and space for 2 cars out the front of his house and these spots were always vacant.

He was just a weak, bitter man who didn't expect anyone to stand up to him. But when he had a 10 year old giving him a spray he would back down. He and his wife divorced then he moved out about 3 years ago to be replaced by a nice young family. I sincerely hope he is having recurring strokes somewhere along in a dingy apartment.

 

[Varcoe2Chapman]

Won't let me embed, but the thread needs this:
http://youtube.com./watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k