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Rocco Jones

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Hello Docker fans,

I moved to Perth mid way through last year. For those who don't know I'm a Doggies fan. Before I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna be a Bulldog for life (as that sentences eloquence proves). I need a 2nd side or more to a point a WA team.

See it's like this, I hate West Coast. When we were dying in 1989 they came in like vultures to steal Malthouse and Merrington. We had countless nasty encounters on field in the 90's (if by countless one means like 2 or 3). They come across as a cold corporation to me and their fans are horrible, I wouldn't ******** one with Phil Matera's johnson.

So that leaves me with only one option. In your first few years I found your pathetic nature endearing. We have shared many great players or as I call them Bullockers. Hunter, Wills, Hargreaves, Reimers, Bandy... some fine names there ladies n gents I'm sure you'd agree.

I wanna be an anchor, not a ********er.
 
Rocco Jones said:
Hello Docker fans,

I moved to Perth mid way through last year. For those who don't know I'm a Doggies fan. Before I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna be a Bulldog for life (as that sentences eloquence proves). I need a 2nd side or more to a point a WA team.

See it's like this, I hate West Coast. When we were dying in 1989 they came in like vultures to steal Malthouse and Merrington. We had countless nasty encounters on field in the 90's (if by countless one means like 2 or 3). They come across as a cold corporation to me and their fans are horrible, I wouldn't ******** one with Phil Matera's johnson.

So that leaves me with only one option. In your first few years I found your pathetic nature endearing. We have shared many great players or as I call them Bullockers. Hunter, Wills, Hargreaves, Reimers, Bandy... some fine names there ladies n gents I'm sure you'd agree.

I wanna be an anchor, not a ********er.

Rocco I'll take you under my guidance . I will tell you purchase a Freo Membership & slowly you will warm to Freo & eventually love us. I respect that you love you Bullies but over here well. how should I put it... Your here with say Holly Valence putting out and over in Victoria your trying to have a long distant relationship with old mother hubbard . Your intentions may be good but surely you will wake up and smell the coffee !!
YOU will be FREO !!
 
Rocco Jones said:
I moved to Perth mid way through last year. For those who don't know I'm a Doggies fan.
Maybe you can still move back.

Rocco Jones said:
I need a 2nd side or more to a point a WA team.
Why ?

Rocco Jones said:
See it's like this, I hate West Coast. When we were dying in 1989 they came in like vultures to steal Malthouse and Merrington.
Your team is still going, stop compaining. Plus its not like we forced them to move over.

Rocco Jones said:
We had countless nasty encounters on field in the 90's (if by countless one means like 2 or 3).
Yeah, Daniel Southern was such a great bloke.

Rocco Jones said:
They come across as a cold corporation to me
We accept Mastercard, Diners, Visa and of course AMEX.

Rocco Jones said:
I wouldn't ******** one with Phil Matera's johnson.
Its disturbing you think of Phil's johnson.
 
Ruddiger was that an attempt at humour? You Eagle fans crack me up! The things you must come up with at the water cooler.
 

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Rocco Jones said:
Hello Docker fans,

I moved to Perth mid way through last year. For those who don't know I'm a Doggies fan. Before I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna be a Bulldog for life (as that sentences eloquence proves). I need a 2nd side or more to a point a WA team.

See it's like this, I hate West Coast. When we were dying in 1989 they came in like vultures to steal Malthouse and Merrington. We had countless nasty encounters on field in the 90's (if by countless one means like 2 or 3). They come across as a cold corporation to me and their fans are horrible, I wouldn't ******** one with Phil Matera's johnson.

So that leaves me with only one option. In your first few years I found your pathetic nature endearing. We have shared many great players or as I call them Bullockers. Hunter, Wills, Hargreaves, Reimers, Bandy... some fine names there ladies n gents I'm sure you'd agree.

I wanna be an anchor, not a ********er.

Welcome Rocco, may your association with Freo be tighter than a Brad Wira squirrel grip.
 
Rocco Jones said:
They come across as a cold corporation to me and their fans are horrible, I wouldn't ******** one with Phil Matera's johnson.
And what an unattractive johnson that would be.

Gold.
 
Your Weavil-baiting skills are an undoubted asset to any team.

I'm leaving these parts, as the general level of freakiness is way too high to contemplate, let alone combat on a daily basis. You seem uniquely adapted to dealing with freaks and I am sure when you take up arms against the arrogant drones of the Fleagles you will smite them merrily.

Fight now, my brother, for all the lovers of the Great Game. Fight for me.
 
Bandwagoners thread.

Anyone who can adoped a second team, surely doesnt have enough passion or loyalty for his or her original team, no matter where they live.

I know Eagles supporters who live in Melbourne who enjoy going to the footy, but would never EVER support a second team. Thats the kind of loyal supporters i want supporting my club.

Fans of footy, yes.
Fans of a second club, bollocks.
 

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Eagles4Eva said:
Bandwagoners thread.

Anyone who can adoped a second team, surely doesnt have enough passion or loyalty for his or her original team, no matter where they live.

I know Eagles supporters who live in Melbourne who enjoy going to the footy, but would never EVER support a second team. Thats the kind of loyal supporters i want supporting my club.

Fans of footy, yes.
Fans of a second club, bollocks.
exactly what I was thinking. Just support the doggies here...
 
We have shared many great players or as I call them Bullockers. Hunter, Wills, Hargreaves, Reimers, Bandy

Also Koopsie, I always liked him and was spewin to see him go!

The idea of a second club seems fine but I doubt it'll work out, if it was possible I would probably move to Melbourne to be with the rest of my crazy vic family. But for the Dockers I'll stay in Perth till we win a Cup or two and become dominant over the e-girls.
 
The Bulldogs are very much my 1st side for those calling me a bandwagoner, with all due respect the thought of going for a side that's made one final in it's existence doesn't really fit in my classifaction of a bandwagoner. I will very much be following the Bulldogs over here. Have fox footy and will be going to Melbourne twice during the season to watch us play.

Basically your media is 99% Eagles or Dockers, so while I stay here I either get a minor attachment to one or be bitter and resentful at that or embrace one of the sides.

Why on earth I spent time defending myself to a person who has "4eva" in their username I will never know.
 
Rocco Jones said:
I moved to Perth mid way through last year. For those who don't know I'm a Doggies fan. Before I'm gonna say what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna be a Bulldog for life (as that sentences eloquence proves). I need a 2nd side or more to a point a WA team.
Ah, you know its just so you have a team to fall back on when the Doggies dissolve. If you're really lucky, they might merge with Freo!

Rocco Jones said:
I wanna be an anchor, not a ********er.
I'm guessing its too late for you there, but if you try really hard, you might get to be both ;).
 
I think Fremantle is an easier team to start following. Little history/ past player reminiscing, young players who are yet to peak, and a squad you can join on the journey to success. Its like the script for any novel, young boy doesn't know hes got infamous parents. Is subjected to bad times. After going through adversity, slowly he works on his skills to unleah his true nature. Science fantasy, i think not.
 
I wasn't asking for an explanation or for you to defend yourself.

All i'm saying is that I know i couldn't ever do it, and I'm sure the majority of fans from any club would feel the same.

I just can't see the need to embrace another team. If there is a good game on at Subi that looks like a blockbuster, involving either home side then go to it.

If not, there is the option of staying home and watching a game on TV.
 

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Eagles4Eva said:
All i'm saying is that I know i couldn't ever do it, and I'm sure the majority of fans from any club would feel the same.

We'll see what happens when Juddy moves east.
 
Eagles4Eva said:
huh? :confused:

whats that got to do with anything?

I'd suggest you have fans who would follow the great man to the next club. Judging form your avatar you may well be one...
 
Wet to Bullies v St Kilda in Melbourne last year. After all the stuff I'd heard about their supporters I thought the Bullies would be a bunch of feral pigs. Boy was I wrong. Some of the hottest looking chicky-babes at the game were in red, white and blue.

Come on board Rocco, were I to move to Melbourne reckon I'd adopt the Bullies as my game of choice.
 
Rocco Jones said:
Basically your media is 99% Eagles or Dockers, so while I stay here I either get a minor attachment to one or be bitter and resentful at that or embrace one of the sides.

Or you could just hate both the Eagles & Dockers & start supporting a WAFL side instead. I've lived in Perth for 5 years and haven't managed to get the slightest bit attached to either the Eagles or Dockers.
 

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