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TANKED XIX: A Tugger Dreamin'
Meet Ferret.
Ferret is a long time Tugger. Well not long enough to have actually seen them WIN anything, but still, a bloody long time.
And Ferret wants you to know, this is the year.
I mean, how can it not be?
The Tuggers have already bottomed out, cleaned up with early picks and are ready to launch an assault on finals, flags - you name it. Never mind they haven't won a final in a while - who needs that? - this is the team that's going all the way to a Tugger Dreamtime....
Tambling is clearly the best young kid in the game, and coming in to this third season will be ready to take the comp by the shaft like the champion Tuggers of old. JON is just getting started, will have developed nicely over the offseason, should be the Rising Star favourite. I know he makes Ferrets little star rise....
What's that you say? Selwood? Ha! Those idiot Cats actually held on to their pick this year. They should have followed the lead of the vigorous Tuggers and struck when they could. Ferret can't believe Freo let Polak go for pick 8! Suck it Cats, that could have been you!
The Tuggers are coming! Ohhhhhh they're coming!!
This list is so friggin good the Tuggers could afford to blow a preseason pick on Kent Kingsley. Imagine that! The twin towers of Richo and Kingsley will wipe the floor with the comp just like Ferret does with a used tube sock. And those dumbass Hawks insist they'll stick with that kid Buddy (Buddy, what a stupid name - Kent is awesome), and the funny lookin' ranga kid.
And Ferret wants you to know, this is the year.
I mean, how can it not be?
The Tuggers have already bottomed out, cleaned up with early picks and are ready to launch an assault on finals, flags - you name it. Never mind they haven't won a final in a while - who needs that? - this is the team that's going all the way to a Tugger Dreamtime....
Tambling is clearly the best young kid in the game, and coming in to this third season will be ready to take the comp by the shaft like the champion Tuggers of old. JON is just getting started, will have developed nicely over the offseason, should be the Rising Star favourite. I know he makes Ferrets little star rise....
What's that you say? Selwood? Ha! Those idiot Cats actually held on to their pick this year. They should have followed the lead of the vigorous Tuggers and struck when they could. Ferret can't believe Freo let Polak go for pick 8! Suck it Cats, that could have been you!
The Tuggers are coming! Ohhhhhh they're coming!!
This list is so friggin good the Tuggers could afford to blow a preseason pick on Kent Kingsley. Imagine that! The twin towers of Richo and Kingsley will wipe the floor with the comp just like Ferret does with a used tube sock. And those dumbass Hawks insist they'll stick with that kid Buddy (Buddy, what a stupid name - Kent is awesome), and the funny lookin' ranga kid.
Bring on the season! Ferret wants to spray his sweet, sticky Tugging goodness all over it!!
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Meet Ferret.
Ferret is a long time Tugger. Well not long enough to have actually seen them WIN anything, but still, a bloody long time.
And Ferret wants you to know, this is the year.
That Menadue kid sure is special.....
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Come join your creepy interweb friends for this years one and only Tanked, and celebrate, once again, the premature Tugging of that idiot fan base!
As a side bonus, you get to see Doss card me in person....
TANKED XIX: A Tugger Dreamin'
When: Saturday 28th May, 2pm till we leave for the game
Where: Mt View Hotel - 70 Bridge Rd, Richmond
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Meet Ferret.
Ferret is a long time Tugger. Well not long enough to have actually seen them WIN anything, but still, a bloody long time.
And Ferret wants you to know, this is the year.
That Menadue kid sure is special.....
................................
Come join your creepy interweb friends for this years one and only Tanked, and celebrate, once again, the premature Tugging of that idiot fan base!
As a side bonus, you get to see Doss card me in person....
TANKED XIX: A Tugger Dreamin'
When: Saturday 28th May, 2pm till we leave for the game
Where: Mt View Hotel - 70 Bridge Rd, Richmond
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