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thurmanmunson said:
Conversely, I love it people are running to catch a bus and the bus drives off just before they make it. Especially when fat women miss the bus, it lights my fire.

I was eating at a shopping centre food court once and some bogan slag of a woman changed her screaming kid's doody diapers right there in front of people eating. Ugh
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That is disgusting!!!!!!!!!........feral!
 
oogac said:
I took my gf down to Phillip Island a week or so ago to go and see the Penguins. It was a beautiful day until we got into a traffic jam ... about 5 kms from the island. The next hour we just crawled along until we got over the San Remo Bridge traffic freed up a little ... and headed on our merry way to the penguin parade. About 1 km from the penguin parade ... another traffic jam. This time it was a wild life officer telling everyone the parade has been sold out ... if you dont have any tickets dont bother going any further. F@#%!!!!!!! It had been sold out since 10am in the morning. :mad:

A few nights later we were down at St. Kilda, had dinner and went for a walk along the pier. A whole group of people were gathered at the end ... went down and had a look at the commotion ... F@#% me .... Penguins!!!!:):D A whole colony is living in the breakwater and you can see them for free

F#$% Phillip Island and F@#% the Phillip Island Fairy Penguins.
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Duh Oogs, you don't go anywhere touristy at Xmas/NY or school holiday time! Go again in Autumn, stay for the weekend and rug up, take a thermos of hot coffee and a blankie to the penguins..its soooooo much nicer.
 
Retired Jimmy said:
Sharelle McMahon on the cricket telecast talking about "pamper rooms" for women at the cricket............
F*** your pamper rooms.......let's get more bars open so I don't have to queue up for a mid strength Froffie
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What even is a pamper room?
 

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Who really watches the cricket at the cricket ?

I go there to get shitfaced, make beer cup snakes and as a reason to wear a watermelon helmet.
 
Wooshette said:
Duh Oogs, you don't go anywhere touristy at Xmas/NY or school holiday time! Go again in Autumn, stay for the weekend and rug up, take a thermos of hot coffee and a blankie to the penguins..its soooooo much nicer.
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I think the St. Kilda option is better Wooshette. Go down to St Kilda and go for a romantic dinner preferably at a restaurant that hasnt burnt down or fire bombed. The money you save on petrol and admission fees can be used to pay for parking
 
Cooksen said:
I was walking around St Kilda on a sunday morning last year.

I was not accosted by hookers at all.
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It's a lovely place, couldn't live there but it's got nice restaurants and surrounds. It was my anniversary maybe 5 years ago. My mrs was shopping in Fitzroyalty all day so I caught up with some mates, had about 400 beers then ate really rich duck at a fancy dinner and it ended up all over StKilda footpaths. I don't eat duck, I'd forgotten that night.
 
Probitas_ said:
I got a cinema worker school holidays related bitch. Why are your kids covered in glitter all the time parents.
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Because they are all special and unique and creative souls who need to be nurtured and accepted in all their sparkly glory.
 

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Boarding 11pm international flight. campaigners roll out a meal around 12.30am. A full one. What the ****? We all ate before we boarded. Then the nanny state in the sky - drinks cart taking aeons so I purchase two cans. Wasn't allowed to have the second can until I finished the first. Ridiculous.
 
deathevocation said:
Boarding 11pm international flight. campaigners roll out a meal around 12.30am. A full one. What the ****? We all ate before we boarded. Then the nanny state in the sky - drinks cart taking aeons so I purchase two cans. Wasn't allowed to have the second can until I finished the first. Ridiculous.
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I was right in the middle of the plane coming back from Berlin so the cart got to us last. By that stage they had run out of everything. They know how many people are on the flight so how the **** can they run out of food!
 
Retired Jimmy said:
Sharelle McMahon on the cricket telecast talking about "pamper rooms" for women at the cricket............
F*** your pamper rooms.......let's get more bars open so I don't have to queue up for a mid strength Froffie
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Amateur or just a slow learner. Just BYO hip flask or fill a bottle of water with vodka. No lining up in a queue for watered down beer
 

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CaddyUK said:
I was right in the middle of the plane coming back from Berlin so the cart got to us last. By that stage they had run out of everything. They know how many people are on the flight so how the **** can they run out of food!
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Something similar happened with myself ... so they offered me 1st class dinner. Taste crap like economy ... just more of it.
 
deathevocation said:
Boarding 11pm international flight. campaigners roll out a meal around 12.30am. A full one. What the ****? We all ate before we boarded. Then the nanny state in the sky - drinks cart taking aeons so I purchase two cans. Wasn't allowed to have the second can until I finished the first. Ridiculous.
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Yeah I flipping hate that. Bring me a six pack you campaigner and I'll grunt and throw an empty at you when I want six more. :mad: I've learnt a trick though when flying domestic. Buy the mrs a coke from the vending machine to take on the plane then order 2 beers and they think it's just one each. Then at the end they walk past and see you with two cans on your tray. THATS RIGHT BITCH, **** DA MAN!
 
KardiniaPark said:
I have a bitch, where the **** has horrible bosses2 gone, I can't believe I missed it!:cry:
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It sucked watch the change up or we are the millers. Better and funnier movies :) Is it just me or does Jennifer Anniston get hotter as she gets older? We are the millers she is HOT.lol
 

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