Meltdown Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...with TiF (& The Filth Wizard!!)

[Falconista]

I think I just broke my mac turning it upside down.

Your fault for choosing/using overpriced, inferior hardware.

I'll enjoy my ban.

 

[Wosh]

Your fault for choosing/using overpriced, inferior hardware.

I'll enjoy my ban.

12 years my last mac lived, never a virus never an issue. The only thing that eventually went was the graphics card and of course it just got outdated. Would never go back to a pc again

You had a good run




Cactus_ you are now the new Gumbies Captain, extra privileges and badge incoming. And wait till you see the shit Falc wrote about you in committee!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 3 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Tonga Bob!

Tonga Bob
Coney Island Warriors

​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
On regular rotation it's the Kettle Chilli ones. Best novelty ones though are the Bundaberg ginger beer ones that Kettle ran with for a while there.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
If you don't remember the answer to this question then you only have yourself to blame, which is also ironically the answer to your question.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
I am my own skipper, my skipper was you (you really have to get your memory checked bossman) and your skipper was Wosh whose skippers were Frankston Rover & BigJoeD_. I haven't met their parents.

Which nation's flag is your second favourite to thrust around sensually while greased up like a hog?
The obvious answer would be something like Switzerland or Georgia as they're similar to my own flag what with the red and the white and the crosses and such and such, but it's not them. I'd go with Saudi Arabia if they just put a big oil drum and dollar signs on theirs, but I'll go with the flag of Oman because when people would see me rock that one all lathered up they would all exclaim "OMAN!!!"

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Van_Dyke because of his knack for jinxing the fortunes of the teams I support.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Well I guess the East Side Phoenix is no longer a thing so I can't say them, so I'll go with whatever Hydatina Physis is calling themselves this morning.

Worst beer you’ve ever had, and where was it? And did Elton Johns Wig make you pay for his?
Oh God I had this smoothie sour a little while ago in Melbourne from a US brewer that is normally really good at them, but this one tasted like straight ass. Or at least what I'd imagine ass tasting like because why would I know what that tastes like haha [sweating nervously]

And Elton Johns Wig is actually good with a shout. Only problem is that now he's an Old Fart he keeps wanting to give me kool aid.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, why haven't you done it yet?
Because I do not have access to Mobbs' tamagochi in order to rewire the sim and give us a decent innings. WHEN IS IT OUR BLOODY TURN???

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
The mango. Orange in colour, a big and well hard interior, difficult to cut but juicy as heck when you get into it. I am also part coconut given my Islander heritage, which isn't actually a nut but a drupe which is what the internet calls stonefruit. The more you know...

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about? And why would it be about you?
It would be about the evolution of Sweet as narrated by Mobbs, from being a bunch of empty Minecraft blocks to the bustling shanty town it is now. Or how an alien civilization started it all before getting back into the Mobbership and flying back to their homeworld.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field?
Alongside 19 other Wazzas. I also like my current ruck rover position because it's the one that allows me to cuddle opponents the most, and I am very touchy feely.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
JoshWoodenSpoon has a sense of humour that I think resonates with my own the most. Equal parts wacky and clever. Of my teammates (apart from your good self - I mean there's a reason why you lured me here and it wasn't just the candy) I'd go with Mofra I think although they're all funny which is why they're awesome teammates, and a shout out to FootyGuy13's use of obscure pop culture references which always make me laugh.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose?
Yes.

Weirdest post you’ve ever seen in the Sweet FA?
There's a few that come to mind. Any rhyme from RonnieRaven that doesn't actually rhyme (one job, Ron!), that time The Donald just posted 'Covfefe' and more recently when young fella Raz put something together and just added the name Steve for some reason. To be fair he's getting better at it but that was kinda weird. Steve.

Fill in the blank - spudmaster's taste in music is _________
...bordering on the absurd, however I believe a lot of it is a pisstake which makes me believe that spudmaster is some sort of evil genius.

Well, I did NOT know that Tonga Bob!! (I actually knew far more than I let on hehe)


- TiF​

 

[spudmaster]

Fill in the blank - @spudmaster's taste in music is _________ ...bordering on the absurd

Wasn't planning on giving you beez votes this season anyway

 

[Tonga Bob]

Episode 3 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Tonga Bob!

Tonga Bob
Coney Island Warriors

​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip? On regular rotation it's the Kettle Chilli ones. Best novelty ones though are the Bundaberg ginger beer ones that Kettle ran with for a while there.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A? If you don't remember the answer to this question then you only have yourself to blame, which is also ironically the answer to your question.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking. I am my own skipper, my skipper was you (you really have to get your memory checked bossman) and your skipper was Wosh whose skippers were Frankston Rover & BigJoeD_. I haven't met their parents.

Which nation's flag is your second favourite to thrust around sensually while greased up like a hog? The obvious answer would be something like Switzerland or Georgia as they're similar to my own flag what with the red and the white and the crosses and such and such, but it's not them. I'd go with Saudi Arabia if they just put a big oil drum and dollar signs on theirs, but I'll go with the flag of Oman because when people would see me rock that one all lathered up they would all exclaim "OMAN!!!"

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why? Van_Dyke because of his knack for jinxing the fortunes of the teams I support.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp? Well I guess the East Side Phoenix is no longer a thing so I can't say them, so I'll go with whatever Hydatina Physis is calling themselves this morning.

Worst beer you’ve ever had, and where was it? And did Elton Johns Wig make you pay for his?
Oh God I had this smoothie sour a little while ago in Melbourne from a US brewer that is normally really good at them, but this one tasted like straight ass. Or at least what I'd imagine ass tasting like because why would I know what that tastes like haha [sweating nervously]

And Elton Johns Wig is actually good with a shout. Only problem is that now he's an Old Fart he keeps wanting to give me kool aid.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, why haven't you done it yet? Because I do not have access to Mobbs' tamagochi in order to rewire the sim and give us a decent innings. WHEN IS IT OUR BLOODY TURN???

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be? The mango. Orange in colour, a big and well hard interior, difficult to cut but juicy as heck when you get into it. I am also part coconut given my Islander heritage, which isn't actually a nut but a drupe which is what the internet calls stonefruit. The more you know...

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about? And why would it be about you? It would be about the evolution of Sweet as narrated by Mobbs, from being a bunch of empty Minecraft blocks to the bustling shanty town it is now. Or how an alien civilization started it all before getting back into the Mobbership and flying back to their homeworld.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field? Alongside 19 other Wazzas. I also like my current ruck rover position because it's the one that allows me to cuddle opponents the most, and I am very touchy feely.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA? JoshWoodenSpoon has a sense of humour that I think resonates with my own the most. Equal parts wacky and clever. Of my teammates (apart from your good self - I mean there's a reason why you lured me here and it wasn't just the candy) I'd go with Mofra I think although they're all funny which is why they're awesome teammates, and a shout out to FootyGuy13's use of obscure pop culture references which always make me laugh.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose? Yes.

Weirdest post you’ve ever seen in the Sweet FA? There's a few that come to mind. Any rhyme from RonnieRaven that doesn't actually rhyme (one job, Ron!), that time The Donald just posted 'Covfefe' and more recently when young fella Raz put something together and just added the name Steve for some reason. To be fair he's getting better at it but that was kinda weird. Steve.

Fill in the blank - spudmaster's taste in music is _________ ...bordering on the absurd, however I believe a lot of it is a pisstake which makes me believe that spudmaster is some sort of evil genius.

Well, I did NOT know that Tonga Bob!! (I actually knew far more than I let on hehe)


- TiF​

​

 

[Tonga Bob]

Wasn't planning on giving you beez votes this season anyway

Did you read the bit where I called you a genius?

 

[spudmaster]

Did you read the bit where I called you a genius?

I melted before I got to that part.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I melted before I got to that part.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

you are all doing TIF's dirty work and writing his media threads for him!

Don't let this man steal your hard earned beez votes!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

you are all doing TIF's dirty work and writing his media threads for him!

Don't let this man steal your hard earned beez votes!

Next episode: AnUltimateRessie

 

[Falconista]

you are all doing TIF's dirty work and writing his media threads for him!

Don't let this man steal your hard earned beez votes!

Who do you suggest the votes go to and why is it Falconista?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who do you suggest the votes go to and why is it Falconista?

Careful mate or he'll make a graph about you in his end of season beez whore stats thread.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Who do you suggest the votes go to and why is it Falconista?

I ****ing hate falconista

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Careful mate or he'll make a graph about you in his end of season beez whore stats thread.

media thread to beez vote ratio is ****ED! and you KNOW IT!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Spoiler

Melons

have no brains ~

Neither do cactus, but at least melons are useful!

 

[Raz]

Episode 3 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Tonga Bob!

Tonga Bob
Coney Island Warriors

​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip? On regular rotation it's the Kettle Chilli ones. Best novelty ones though are the Bundaberg ginger beer ones that Kettle ran with for a while there.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A? If you don't remember the answer to this question then you only have yourself to blame, which is also ironically the answer to your question.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking. I am my own skipper, my skipper was you (you really have to get your memory checked bossman) and your skipper was Wosh whose skippers were Frankston Rover & BigJoeD_. I haven't met their parents.

Which nation's flag is your second favourite to thrust around sensually while greased up like a hog? The obvious answer would be something like Switzerland or Georgia as they're similar to my own flag what with the red and the white and the crosses and such and such, but it's not them. I'd go with Saudi Arabia if they just put a big oil drum and dollar signs on theirs, but I'll go with the flag of Oman because when people would see me rock that one all lathered up they would all exclaim "OMAN!!!"

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why? Van_Dyke because of his knack for jinxing the fortunes of the teams I support.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp? Well I guess the East Side Phoenix is no longer a thing so I can't say them, so I'll go with whatever Hydatina Physis is calling themselves this morning.

Worst beer you’ve ever had, and where was it? And did Elton Johns Wig make you pay for his?
Oh God I had this smoothie sour a little while ago in Melbourne from a US brewer that is normally really good at them, but this one tasted like straight ass. Or at least what I'd imagine ass tasting like because why would I know what that tastes like haha [sweating nervously]

And Elton Johns Wig is actually good with a shout. Only problem is that now he's an Old Fart he keeps wanting to give me kool aid.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, why haven't you done it yet? Because I do not have access to Mobbs' tamagochi in order to rewire the sim and give us a decent innings. WHEN IS IT OUR BLOODY TURN???

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be? The mango. Orange in colour, a big and well hard interior, difficult to cut but juicy as heck when you get into it. I am also part coconut given my Islander heritage, which isn't actually a nut but a drupe which is what the internet calls stonefruit. The more you know...

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about? And why would it be about you? It would be about the evolution of Sweet as narrated by Mobbs, from being a bunch of empty Minecraft blocks to the bustling shanty town it is now. Or how an alien civilization started it all before getting back into the Mobbership and flying back to their homeworld.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field? Alongside 19 other Wazzas. I also like my current ruck rover position because it's the one that allows me to cuddle opponents the most, and I am very touchy feely.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA? JoshWoodenSpoon has a sense of humour that I think resonates with my own the most. Equal parts wacky and clever. Of my teammates (apart from your good self - I mean there's a reason why you lured me here and it wasn't just the candy) I'd go with Mofra I think although they're all funny which is why they're awesome teammates, and a shout out to FootyGuy13's use of obscure pop culture references which always make me laugh.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose? Yes.

Weirdest post you’ve ever seen in the Sweet FA? There's a few that come to mind. Any rhyme from RonnieRaven that doesn't actually rhyme (one job, Ron!), that time The Donald just posted 'Covfefe' and more recently when young fella Raz put something together and just added the name Steve for some reason. To be fair he's getting better at it but that was kinda weird. Steve.

Fill in the blank - spudmaster's taste in music is _________ ...bordering on the absurd, however I believe a lot of it is a pisstake which makes me believe that spudmaster is some sort of evil genius.

Well, I did NOT know that Tonga Bob!! (I actually knew far more than I let on hehe)


- TiF​

Wish I was a young fellow . Only 12 mths left of working life

 

[Braklet]

12 years my last mac lived, never a virus never an issue. The only thing that eventually went was the graphics card and of course it just got outdated. Would never go back to a pc again

LINUX 4EVA!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 4 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and AnUltimateRessie!

AnUltimateRessie
Wonders FFC
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
I like to keep things simple, just a red rock deli Australian sea salt chip but not the small piss around packs one of the big lads. Just something about the size of the packet makes the taste and crispiness of the chip more enjoyable, now if I'm feeling a little adventurous I'll branch out to a bag of Thins Chicken.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Unfortunately, it was ClarkeM

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
I have no idea what this means but I am my own skipper and always have been.

Did you know that the very cool American accent intro on the Sweet FA podcast is none other than Wonders legend ClarkeM? Now you do. What situations do you usually use an American accent for?
Only to mock the sepo bastards. oo just a tip please oo i love donald. Shutup.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
HARPSichord - That's all you need to know.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Gumbies FFC - What the hell even is a gumby?

How often do you floss?
I don't play fortnite.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
re-sim season 38 round 4 against the Swamprats as it should have been.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
any date any place

Fill in the blank - SSwans2011 once told me __________
you ***** ***.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
No one in the Sweet FA is funny.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Red. It makes you go faster.

How do you usually answer the telephone?
My fingers press answer.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
I would call it "THE FUHRER"

Where it follows Mobbs' career through sweet

Well, I did NOT know that AnUltimateRessie!! (I actually didn't know much of this!!)


- TiF​

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Neither do cactus, but at least melons are useful!

Cactus are more useful.

 

[HARPSichord]

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
@HARPSichord - That's all you need to know.

Cowardice, AnUltimateRessie.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Cowardice, AnUltimateRessie.

Be glad that I would still pick you.

You would just be last.

 

[AceAndy]

Episode 1 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Test Tickle!

Test Tickle
Las Vegas Bears
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Hot Chili Squid or Nori Seaweed

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
JoshWoodenSpoon

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper?
LOL I can't remember, I'd have to research that one.

Weirdest thing you’ve ever put on your face?
A moustache, they don't suit me at all.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why? AceAndy coz he is forever dropping the soap in the showers.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
SSSSSS LOL

Worst meal you’ve ever had, and where was it?
Lambs fry yuk, my mother used to make me eat it as punishment, scarred me for life.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Match threads come up on Wednesday nights, no earlier.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
A sweet soft Peach.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
Probably more about the type of people involved in the game, not just nerds, but all different type of people from all demographics, like me, I'm a Truckie.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field?
These days I'm happy to sit in a Back Pocket, beside my mentor and idol JoshWoodenSpoon, somewhere out of the way and from where I can watch my teammates go to work and when they stuff that up I can yell abuse at them.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Tigerturbulance by the length of the Flemington straight.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose?
Yellow, not sure why but it's just not as salty as the others.

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
That I drink Beer and play Qooty, mostly at the same time.

Fill in the blank - JoshWoodenSpoon is __________
...the most ordinary full back I have ever played with, only time he moves out of the square is when the siren sounds.

Well, I did NOT know that Test Tickle!! (I knew some of it!)


- TiF​

Soap is very tricky to hold on to. Just saying

 

[Test Tickle]

Soap is very tricky to hold on to. Just saying

who's this?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 5 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Falconista!

Falconista
Gumbies FFC
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Samboy salt and vinegar.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
DenieD

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
I think that might have been you, you cheeky chappy.

What is your favourite type of stationery?
Black pen, gel ink.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Dingster- for being both too handsome and too hostile towards rucks.

Who runs the 2nd weirdest name in the comp? We both know who first is (cough, Hydatina Physis, cough)
TRUMAN#1

What type of tradie shits beez the most?
An ugly one.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Set up a fund/donation process as Hate shouldn't be the one paying the domain fees for Sweet F.A+

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
We're unequivocally yellow-fleshed peach.

Weirdest post you’ve ever seen in the Sweet FA?
I'm not sure specifically, but it's very probable that Brick Loosener or Hydatina Physis were responsible for it.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
There's a lot of funny people which is why this quirky corner of the internet ploughs on. To narrow done to just one..... hmmm..... spudmaster may just be the funniest.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Who cares about the colour, just pair it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Fill in the blank - Like Barrybran always says ____________
All I remember is what he last said: "I'm just going out for a pack of durries and a bottle of milk." You haven't seen him by chance, have you?

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
I vote below the line at elections.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
A Four Corners style expose on the dark side of Headless.

Well, I did NOT know that Falconista!! (I legitimately didn't know that!!)


- TiF​

 

[Wosh]

Episode 4 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Falconista!

Falconista
Gumbies FFC
​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Samboy salt and vinegar.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
DenieD

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
I think that might have been you, you cheeky chappy.

What is your favourite type of stationery?
Black pen, gel ink.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Dingster- for being both too handsome and too hostile towards rucks.

Who runs the 2nd weirdest name in the comp? We both know who first is (cough, Hydatina Physis, cough)
TRUMAN#1

What type of tradie shits beez the most?
An ugly one.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Set up a fund/donation process as Hate shouldn't be the one paying the domain fees for Sweet F.A+

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
We're unequivocally yellow-fleshed peach.

Weirdest post you’ve ever seen in the Sweet FA?
I'm not sure specifically, but it's very probable that Brick Loosener or Hydatina Physis were responsible for it.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
There's a lot of funny people which is why this quirky corner of the internet ploughs on. To narrow done to just one..... hmmm..... spudmaster may just be the funniest.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Who cares about the colour, just pair it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Fill in the blank - Like Barrybran always says ____________
All I remember is what he last said: "I'm just going out for a pack of durries and a bottle of milk." You haven't seen him by chance, have you?

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
I vote below the line at elections.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
A Four Corners style expose on the dark side of Headless.

Well, I did NOT know that Falconista!! (I legitimately didn't know that!!)


- TiF​

Falc I have offered many times to pay for the sweetfa+ site and Hate won’t hear of it. I even threatened to ban him!