Meltdown Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...with TiF (& The Filth Wizard!!)

[Gralin]

I know exactly how t use a mac. (which I clearly explained in the post.) Chuck the stupid f**king thing in a creek.

I used a mac for five years during a post doctoral research fellowship, because the cretin who ran the lab couldn't use anything else. I was modelling the interactions of lac dyes, a mordant and the silk surface. It was crashing constantly, he still wanted to persist then I showed him on a unix machine, and we published a week later.

Sorry man I zoned out completely because I didn't really care.

Good for you, or sorry that happened

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I know exactly how t use a mac. (which I clearly explained in the post.) Chuck the stupid f**king thing in a creek.

I used a mac for five years during a post doctoral research fellowship, because the cretin who ran the lab couldn't use anything else. I was modelling the interactions of lac dyes, a mordant and the silk surface. It was crashing constantly, he still wanted to persist then I showed him on a unix machine, and we published a week later.

 

[DemurePrincess]

See, if I was asked the opposite question, one of the first I'd pick to be on a team with, would be philreich so people could actually tell the difference between ordinary and my jokes.

I’m not laughing with… I’m laughing at! There’s a difference

 

[Wosh]

Thread might need a Meltdown prefix TheInjuryFactory

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Thread might need a Meltdown prefix TheInjuryFactory

Permission granted.

 

[Braklet]

I know exactly how t use a mac. (which I clearly explained in the post.) Chuck the stupid f**king thing in a creek.

I used a mac for five years during a post doctoral research fellowship, because the cretin who ran the lab couldn't use anything else. I was modelling the interactions of lac dyes, a mordant and the silk surface. It was crashing constantly, he still wanted to persist then I showed him on a unix machine, and we published a week later.

POSIX FTW!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 8 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and James Colorado!

James Colorado
Fighting Furies​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Red Rock Deli - Sweet Chili & Sour Cream

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
I was recruited by Greenery, who was at that time active on The Bay and a very talented shit poster. Not sure what happened.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
My skippers were TJASTA and ImissFrosty. Before them I believe it was Bastyy, and before then Tigerturbulance.

What's the funniest thing you've ever read in your team PM?
After the purge of the Furies leadership following Season 33, the funniest thing that I read was along the lines of, "Hey JC, wanna be captain?" I haven't stopped laughing about it since, even though it stopped being funny in Round 1 of Season 34.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why would it be NaturalDisaster?
NaturalDisaster's relentless positivity and saccharine attitude really doesn't suit the attitude of impending doom one needs to adopt to be successful here.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Brenton Davy. I can't think of anything that sounds more made up.

What was your favourite version of TJASTA? Pirate/shits aggressively or dinosaur sounds?
The only TJASTA gimmick during my time here was pirate, but shits aggressively seems like an accurate summation of character.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, why haven't you done it yet?
I'm trying to install a serial_thrilla and Pickitt admin ticket, but they're both far too independent minded to let me pull the reins from the shadows.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Peach. Because of Bonz' tight qooty shorts.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
The burning question on the minds of anyone involved with the Sweet FA that needs to be investigated is, "How can there be new players emerging, given Sweet FA players, for whom 'sex' is only a word to giggle at in the dictionary, are unable to reproduce?"

If you had to play a board game with your teammates, what game are you playing?
Risk. And we'd all be cheating (if you don't, you're not Furies material).

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
He's one of our inactives now, but JyeDye was absolutely brilliant when contributing. Also a big fan of krakouers, Ocha905, and everyone's favourite spider lover spudmaster. But there's a LOT of exceptional and hilarious posters in this place, and we'd be here for a long time if I were to list them all. Oh well, seeing as you're asking very nicely with that gun to my head, TheInjuryFactory is great value, too!

When you eat play doh, what colour do you choose?
Yellow, as it's banana flavoured and therefore healthy.

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
There are very good reasons why I'm so self-deprecating. Also, JC has a lot of books. Like, a LOT.

Fill in the blank - When I think of serial_thrilla, I think of _________
If Philip J. Fry had followed the rules he wouldn't have ended up in the 31st Century. How's that for an existential crisis, serial_thrilla?

Well, I did NOT know that James Colorado!! (I knew surprisingly little of this!!)


- TiF​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Red Rock Deli - Sweet Chili & Sour Cream

Finally, someone with taste.

That's not an invitation to recruit me, James Colorado.

 

[Headless]

Finally, someone with taste.

That's not an invitation to recruit me, James Colorado.

Congratulations on your captaincy at the Furies!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 9 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and tony!

tony
Las Vegas Bears​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Spuddies, you can buy them at all bad grocery stores.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
We can blame WaynesWorld19 for the dodgy tag and Harvey Manfrenjensenden for that wonderful media piece for me being here.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
The man who loves a shower Test Tickle

What never fails to make you laugh?
Most things make me laugh as I am here to have a good time but guero's flog (golf) stories always made me laugh, I wish he was still around.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Falconista I am jealous of his moustache. Mine just looks like someone wiped a turd on my face.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
SSSSSS, I am not sure if he thinks he is a snake or if the letter S is the only key that works on his keyboard.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Introduce injuries and suspensions to the sim, it would give us more to talk about during the week. Imagine going to the tribunal to pled your case and then hoping a random wheel generator tells you if you are guilty or not.

Pick one - Matera92 or Art Vandelay_ ?
Art will be the one who finally snaps in a fit of jealousy and rage and whack Matera, burying him with a long list of missing Bears coaches.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field?
Upright, it means my lad ass hasn't had a heart attack yet.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
We would be a nectarine. Shiny on the outside, chaotic in the middle, and sometimes not as easy to handle as you’d think.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
JoshWoodenSpoon I never know what he is going to say next

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Has to be blue. It reminds me of the waters I throw bodies into I find the colour calming.

Fill in the blank - MWPP taught me how to ____________
Harvest organs to sell on the black market.

What time do you usually go to bed at night?
Usually around the time test Tickle’s rooster starts crowing. One of these nights, that bird’s going in the oven.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
Family is Forever: Until You Snitch. It explains why nobody leaves the Bears and if they do, why nobody ever hears from them again.

Well, I did NOT know that tony!! (I knew some, but not the majority of this!!)


- TiF​

 

[Matera92]

He doesn't have the stones.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Jealous? Of what?

His cardboard box 'home'.. His 3rd world STD's...

 

[SSSSSS]

It's not a phase it's just a sssssspeech impediment.

 

[Gralin]

It's not a phase it's just a sssssspeech impediment.

the explanation for your name is in your sig but apparently nobody reads those

 

[philreich]

It's not a phase it's just a sssssspeech impediment.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say '@#$% Off', the Rottweiler ate him.

 

[James Colorado]

the explanation for your name is in your sig but apparently nobody reads those

One of the better sigs going around

 

[Gralin]

One of the better sigs going around

don't know that I'd go that far JC

 

[SSSSSS]

don't know that I'd go that far JC

You should

 

[Tigerturbulance]

tony this is a great idea, if needed we could blow the dust off The Jesus's Wheel of Punishment to get this thing going

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Introduce injuries and suspensions to the sim, it would give us more to talk about during the week. Imagine going to the tribunal to pled your case and then hoping a random wheel generator tells you if you are guilty or not.

 

[philreich]

tony this is a great idea, if needed we could blow the dust off The Jesus's Wheel of Punishment to get this thing going

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Introduce injuries and suspensions to the sim, it would give us more to talk about during the week. Imagine going to the tribunal to pled your case and then hoping a random wheel generator tells you if you are guilty or not.

Perhaps "traded to the Royals" could be one of the penalties .

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say '@#$% Off', the Rottweiler ate him.

Over to you, grumbleguts

 

[grumbleguts]

Over to you, grumbleguts

I remember this one time I was sitting at the top of an apartment block, dropping bricks over the side and yelling out "FALLING BRICK!" People would be so pleased I saved their lives they'd climb the stairs and come up and reward me. This bloke with a stutter asked if he could have a go. I gave him a brick he yelled out

"Ffff Fffff Fffff F**k I HIT HIM!"

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 10 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Robertio!

Robertio
Ophidian Old Boys​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
They don't make Guinness flavour, so chicken it is.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
AceAndy introduced me to it, but TedDougChris recruited me to the Roys

Which Sweet FA identity would you be happy to introduce to your mum?
DemurePrincess.

What is your favourite position on the Qooty field?
Rover this season.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
Senor M nah just kidding would never pick him, has to be beez it would annoy the shit out of him being picked last.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Hydatina Physis, but it's better than Genghis Tron

What type of milk do you have in your coffee?
Light

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
Match threads to be posted 8am monday mornings.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Cherries because we always end up on top.

If Tigerturbulance 's hot tub was a time machine, what's the one thing you would go back and change about your Sweet FA career?
I wish i had of started 10 seasons earlier.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
My mate BLUEALLTHRU

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
Purple

Fill in the blank - I would rather i love the Bombers, than ever go back to the Bombers.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
A day in the life of DemurePrincess, she's a machine

Taking their full catalogue into account, which U2 song shits you the most?
Anyone that TRUMAN#1 loves

Well, I did NOT know that Robertio!! (I kinda expected some of it, but I didn't know for certain!!)


- TiF​

 

[Cactus_]

Wait . . . @U2Tigers changed his/her/its name to TRUMAN#1 . . .!?

Why wasn’t I informed. . .?

 

[Robertio]

Wait . . . @U2Tigers changed his/her/its name to TRUMAN#1 . . .!?

Why wasn’t I informed. . .?

The sim kept dragging him off in the first few minutes of every game, he's trying to fool the sim.