Meltdown Tell Me Something I Don't Know!! ...with TiF (& The Filth Wizard!!)

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 16 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Jabba73!

Jabba73
Baghdad Bombers​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Definitely spudmaster - nice crisp outer layer, soft and fluffy on the inside, very salty.

It just beats out the Smiths crinkle cut chicken chips.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Was a couple off the Blues board after one of the tours. Had a few offers, ended up at the Baghdad Bombers after stalking from several dozen requests from VainGlorious and BLUEALLTHRU in particular.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
Are you asking who was skipper 3 captains ago? That was only 5 minutes ago at Baghdad, still struggling with the maths. Do DemurePrincess and I count?

It is either Pugsley, BLUEALLTHRU or VainGlorious

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
It would have to be tony given he has been my business partner for years, so will probably be responsible for my disappearance when it happens. It will give the relevant authorities a good place to start asking questions.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
okeydoke7 so there is something left to be added to his resume. If he completed his bucket list, he may well retire.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Tried to think of one and I got Nothing and to tell you the truth, I Dont Care

Who has been the most quintessential 'Bombers player' in your time at the club?
Hard to go past Metalcrusher and @TheGreatestAva two of the funniest and best campaigners you could hope to have on your team.

Sad that neither is still with us.

What would be the first thing you would change about the Sweet FA on your first day as Admin?
We all know that this will never be allowed to happen.

It would be epic though, just sayin'

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Gotta be the humble Date. Can be sweet, can be savoury, is present everywhere ... even when not invited, and too much of it can give you the shits.

Who was worst on ground during your time in the Committee Room?
There were a bunch that would vote according to who was likely to get punished, rather than the issue at hand. Kinda goes against the spirit of the place when club allegiances are not set aside for the good of the league.

Reckon ClarkeM takes the cake though, he was the SFA's very own Elon Musk, before using your un-elected position to push an unpopular agenda became a thing.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Plenty of funny campaigners in here, hard to pick a winner.

I keep saying it would be funny to have KohPhi host a SFA Movie Marathon, maybe that works.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I don't eat play doh, pretty sure it is toxic

Fill in the blank - Sure, BLUEALLTHRU might be a drunk campaigner, but he's our team mascot.

How many captains is the 'just right' amount of captains, and why isn't Kilroy one of them?
The perfect number is 2 for this season.

Kilroy isn't one because the Baghdad Bombers held an historic people's choice vote and Kilroy was unable to take up the job due to time constraints with irl goings on.

So, you got me instead to partner DemurePrincess ... and yes I am sorry that happened too.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
All the life changing things that could have been achieved if everyone in here spent their time and brain cells trying to cure the ills of the world, instead of indulging their base instincts in a fantasy league.

The list is spectacular.

Well, I did NOT know that Jabba73!! (And I'm genuinely surprised i got some answers!!)


- TiF​

 

[Jabba73]

Episode 16 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and Jabba73!

Jabba73
Baghdad Bombers​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Definitely spudmaster - nice crisp outer layer, soft and fluffy on the inside, very salty.

It just beats out the Smiths crinkle cut chicken chips.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Was a couple off the Blues board after one of the tours. Had a few offers, ended up at the Baghdad Bombers after stalking from several dozen requests from VainGlorious and BLUEALLTHRU in particular.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
Are you asking who was skipper 3 captains ago? That was only 5 minutes ago at Baghdad, still struggling with the maths. Do DemurePrincess and I count?

It is either Pugsley, BLUEALLTHRU or VainGlorious

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
It would have to be tony given he has been my business partner for years, so will probably be responsible for my disappearance when it happens. It will give the relevant authorities a good place to start asking questions.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
okeydoke7 so there is something left to be added to his resume. If he completed his bucket list, he may well retire.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Tried to think of one and I got Nothing and to tell you the truth, I Dont Care

Who has been the most quintessential 'Bombers player' in your time at the club?
Hard to go past Metalcrusher and @TheGreatestAva two of the funniest and best campaigners you could hope to have on your team.

Sad that neither is still with us.

What would be the first thing you would change about the Sweet FA on your first day as Admin?
We all know that this will never be allowed to happen.

It would be epic though, just sayin'

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Gotta be the humble Date. Can be sweet, can be savoury, is present everywhere ... even when not invited, and too much of it can give you the shits.

Who was worst on ground during your time in the Committee Room?
There were a bunch that would vote according to who was likely to get punished, rather than the issue at hand. Kinda goes against the spirit of the place when club allegiances are not set aside for the good of the league.

Reckon ClarkeM takes the cake though, he was the SFA's very own Elon Musk, before using your un-elected position to push an unpopular agenda became a thing.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
Plenty of funny campaigners in here, hard to pick a winner.

I keep saying it would be funny to have KohPhi host a SFA Movie Marathon, maybe that works.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I don't eat play doh, pretty sure it is toxic

Fill in the blank - Sure, BLUEALLTHRU might be a drunk campaigner, but he's our team mascot.

How many captains is the 'just right' amount of captains, and why isn't Kilroy one of them?
The perfect number is 2 for this season.

Kilroy isn't one because the Baghdad Bombers held an historic people's choice vote and Kilroy was unable to take up the job due to time constraints with irl goings on.

So, you got me instead to partner DemurePrincess ... and yes I am sorry that happened too.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
All the life changing things that could have been achieved if everyone in here spent their time and brain cells trying to cure the ills of the world, instead of indulging their base instincts in a fantasy league.

The list is spectacular.

Well, I did NOT know that Jabba73!! (And I'm genuinely surprised i got some answers!!)


- TiF​

Thought things said in a PM were supposed to stay in the PM, ffs.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Episode 17 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and FootyGuy13!

FootyGuy13
Coney Island Warrors​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
It would have to be Salt and Vinegar. Or maybe Chicken, that's good too. No, wait, Cheese and Onion is another good one. Ooh Sour Cream and Chives, like that one. Oh what about plain Original and also...

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
Remember harry000 when he coached the Melbourne Demons in the eAFL? I had previously looked at the Sweet Board before that but everyone looked mean and scary so when I saw the eAFL, I decided to join in on that and now I've ended up in this current place.

Who was your skipper’s, skipper’s skipper? No peeking.
What did Bob say it was earlier in the thread? Either Wosh or Frankston Rover? I've never had Wosh as a teammate, and FR seems to be a wandering nomad nowadays.

If you were picking your own side from scratch, who would be the last player you would pick, and why?
The last person I would pick would be myself, and it would be to make sure that everyone prior to me would be of a proper quality.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
Maybe a documentary about how JoshWoodenSpoon got banned or how the Ophidian Old Boys got added to the league and how no one wanted them to. Get Liam Neeson to play the lead role.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Lingua Ignota or whatever they go by nowadays always has the weirdest name.

If you had to play a board game with your teammates, what game are you playing?
Battleship. I like board games that are on my reading level.

If you could change one thing about the Sweet FA, what would you change?
The results I would change people's perception of how much work the simmers do work behind the scenes to make the league run. Lotta whingers going around.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Mango. I like mango, and it's orange.

What is your favorite type of stationery?
Stapler, I guess- What are these questions? Why couldn't I get the flag one? I was waiting to have the flag one.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
...I'll just say Bob. I don't particularly go around and rank people by their funny so ¯\(ツ)/¯.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I liked the purple ones, the blue ones were too tart.

Fill in the blank - When Tonga Bob asked me to be captain, I told him to go and get a better option. I'm more of a Demons or Hawks captain than a Warriors captain.

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
That I'm unironically a Dees fan.

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
I can't think of one of the top of my head. I'll say Scythe to answer the question.

Well, I did NOT know that FootyGuy13!! (And I'm your teammate!!)


- TiF​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

(The loooooooong overdue) Episode 18 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and The Filth Wizard!

The Filth Wizard
Coney Island Warrors​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Anything with a real crisp, Kettle or Red Rock. Salt and vinegar usually my go to.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
A nagging pantskyle. He was enjoying a bit of popularity and the game was starting to change to what we know now. I liked it straight away.

Who was your last admin's, admin's admin? No peeking.
Ha, do we count ClarkeM as an admin in this list? Either way, it is probably Kennedy Parker.

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
Well I've had a son and a wife that have both played games in the Sweet FA but I also don't carry a wallet. If I did though it would probably be a hunk, maybe Barrybran.

What Sweet FA story do you tell most often?
The ruination of the Swamprats the night I wished everyone a Merry Christmas in Season 18.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Hard to go past TheGoatBaron.

How do you usually answer the telephone?
"Yep?"

If you could change one thing that you changed about the Sweet FA, what would it be?
I wouldn't have pushed Hate into being my follow up admin, he would have been an all time great but that season was not fun for him.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Did you know the raspberry is a stone fruit? It seems we cop more of them than most other clubs.

Who is the second best Sweet FA full forward of all time?
The easiest and kindest answer is okeydoke7, we all know where that order sits.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
brahj, miggs and Blacky. All are/were devils.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I don't discriminate.

Fill in the blank - When I think Boys Club, I think we have lost too many great posters

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
I play too much fantasy football (SC/DT etc) to be that average at it.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
The "attitude era" between S20-S26.

Elton Johns Wig has referred to himself as your internet son, describe the level of weird you feel when he calls you daddy.
It's not weird at all, he's my shining boy.

Well, I did NOT know that Filthy!! (Congratulations on your well earned admin retirement mate!!)


- TiF​

 

[Barrybran]

(The loooooooong overdue) Episode 18 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and The Filth Wizard!

The Filth Wizard
Coney Island Warrors​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Anything with a real crisp, Kettle or Red Rock. Salt and vinegar usually my go to.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
A nagging pantskyle. He was enjoying a bit of popularity and the game was starting to change to what we know now. I liked it straight away.

Who was your last admin's, admin's admin? No peeking.
Ha, do we count ClarkeM as an admin in this list? Either way, it is probably Kennedy Parker.

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
Well I've had a son and a wife that have both played games in the Sweet FA but I also don't carry a wallet. If I did though it would probably be a hunk, maybe Barrybran.

What Sweet FA story do you tell most often?
The ruination of the Swamprats the night I wished everyone a Merry Christmas in Season 18.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Hard to go past TheGoatBaron.

How do you usually answer the telephone?
"Yep?"

If you could change one thing that you changed about the Sweet FA, what would it be?
I wouldn't have pushed Hate into being my follow up admin, he would have been an all time great but that season was not fun for him.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Did you know the raspberry is a stone fruit? It seems we cop more of them than most other clubs.

Who is the second best Sweet FA full forward of all time?
The easiest and kindest answer is okeydoke7, we all know where that order sits.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
brahj, miggs and Blacky. All are/were devils.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I don't discriminate.

Fill in the blank - When I think Boys Club, I think we have lost too many great posters

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
I play too much fantasy football (SC/DT etc) to be that average at it.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
The "attitude era" between S20-S26.

Elton Johns Wig has referred to himself as your internet son, describe the level of weird you feel when he calls you daddy.
It's not weird at all, he's my shining boy.

Well, I did NOT know that Filthy!! (Congratulations on your well earned admin retirement mate!!)


- TiF​

 

[pantskyle]

(The loooooooong overdue) Episode 18 :
Tell Me Something I Don't Know with TheInjuryFactory .... and The Filth Wizard!

The Filth Wizard
Coney Island Warrors​

First things first, what’s your favourite potato chip?
Anything with a real crisp, Kettle or Red Rock. Salt and vinegar usually my go to.

Who brought you to the Sweet F.A?
A nagging pantskyle. He was enjoying a bit of popularity and the game was starting to change to what we know now. I liked it straight away.

Who was your last admin's, admin's admin? No peeking.
Ha, do we count ClarkeM as an admin in this list? Either way, it is probably Kennedy Parker.

If you carried a picture of one Sweet FA identity in your wallet, who would it be?
Well I've had a son and a wife that have both played games in the Sweet FA but I also don't carry a wallet. If I did though it would probably be a hunk, maybe Barrybran.

What Sweet FA story do you tell most often?
The ruination of the Swamprats the night I wished everyone a Merry Christmas in Season 18.

Who runs the weirdest name in the comp?
Hard to go past TheGoatBaron.

How do you usually answer the telephone?
"Yep?"

If you could change one thing that you changed about the Sweet FA, what would it be?
I wouldn't have pushed Hate into being my follow up admin, he would have been an all time great but that season was not fun for him.

If you could only describe it using stone fruit, which fruit would your club be?
Did you know the raspberry is a stone fruit? It seems we cop more of them than most other clubs.

Who is the second best Sweet FA full forward of all time?
The easiest and kindest answer is okeydoke7, we all know where that order sits.

Who is the funniest poster you’ve come across in your time in the Sweet FA?
brahj, miggs and Blacky. All are/were devils.

When you eat play doh, what colour do you eat?
I don't discriminate.

Fill in the blank - When I think Boys Club, I think we have lost too many great posters

If someone doxxed you, what would be the least interesting thing they would find out about you?
I play too much fantasy football (SC/DT etc) to be that average at it.

If you made an SFA documentary, what would it be about?
The "attitude era" between S20-S26.

Elton Johns Wig has referred to himself as your internet son, describe the level of weird you feel when he calls you daddy.
It's not weird at all, he's my shining boy.

Well, I did NOT know that Filthy!! (Congratulations on your well earned admin retirement mate!!)


- TiF​

What a boring thing to be tagged in.