The 1/2 Cat Appreciation Thread

[winty]

Love the guy's work. His efforts before the game yesterday were particularly praiseworthy. For those unable to see the game live, let me tell you what happened.

Swans mascot was walking around when he saw 1/2 Cat and decided to try and hide behind a policeman guarding the centre square. 1/2 Cat saw him and tried to sneak up on him but when he got about 15m away, the Swan got scared and went to run off. 1/2 Cat then did a bit of a chicken dance, to which the Swan bent over and "mooned" 1/2 Cat. 1/2 Cat then ran up, kicked the Swan in the ass, then got him in a headlock and held him there for about 10 seconds, and then let the Swan go, and headbutted the Swan as he got back up. Priceless comedy, and had all those around me in fits of laughter.

Wasn't as good as the effort last year when he was behind the wheel of his little Falcon ute and lined up the Swan when he was standing behind the goals at the Doug Wade Stand end, who promptly turned around to run off and ran straight into the goal post.

Not only is he a comedy act, he has some serious football skills too, as he has shown in the past by slotting goals from the pockets.

Keep up the good work 1/2 Cat!

 

[Kittenish]

Maybe Bomber should think about putting in 1/2 Cat next time he considers playing Gardiner or Playfair. 1/2 Cat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gardiner and Playfair combined.

Maybe instead of the adorable small children playing Auskick at 1/2 time we should have 1/2 Cat's 1/2 Time Show. I would of paid extra to see him torture that Swan thingy again.

 

[SriLankanCat]

You gotta liove the masciots, fantastic entertaionment

 

[piesflag07]

 

[bigdroppunt]

Love the guy's work. His efforts before the game yesterday were particularly praiseworthy. For those unable to see the game live, let me tell you what happened.

Swans mascot was walking around when he saw 1/2 Cat and decided to try and hide behind a policeman guarding the centre square. 1/2 Cat saw him and tried to sneak up on him but when he got about 15m away, the Swan got scared and went to run off. 1/2 Cat then did a bit of a chicken dance, to which the Swan bent over and "mooned" 1/2 Cat. 1/2 Cat then ran up, kicked the Swan in the ass, then got him in a headlock and held him there for about 10 seconds, and then let the Swan go, and headbutted the Swan as he got back up. Priceless comedy, and had all those around me in fits of laughter.

Wasn't as good as the effort last year when he was behind the wheel of his little Falcon ute and lined up the Swan when he was standing behind the goals at the Doug Wade Stand end, who promptly turned around to run off and ran straight into the goal post.

Not only is he a comedy act, he has some serious football skills too, as he has shown in the past by slotting goals from the pockets.

Keep up the good work 1/2 Cat!

I think it a chick inside. in fact im sure its a chick mate f mine works at the club and i remember him telling me it a chick inside

 

[thejester]

I think it a chick inside. in fact im sure its a chick mate f mine works at the club and i remember him telling me it a chick inside

I can tell you it's not, given it was my old head of house from school and he is most definitely not a chick.

 

[Brasil2007]

Man I want that job.

I'd be like Dancin' Homer.

 

[bigdroppunt]

I can tell you it's not, given it was my old head of house from school and he is most definitely not a chick.

Cool because ive never seen a chick kick that good mabey it used to be a chick it was awhile ago. you know someone famous.

also when you see HIM tell him he owes me A beer and a bucket of chips i had 1st row seats at telstra this year and 1/2 cat pretended to drink my beer and spilt it into my chips (A$$hole) and at telstra dome prices i was pissed off. but then geelong smashed the a$$ off the tiges that made me feel better.

 

[Micksy]

Did anyone else see him take the coppers cap out front of the Gary Ablett Terrace?

I'm 99% sure that's a chargeable offence.

Hope they have a sense of humour.

 

[Asty]

Did anyone else see him take the coppers cap out front of the Gary Ablett Terrace?

I'm 99% sure that's a chargeable offence.

Hope they have a sense of humour.

probably a theft charge.

If he put it on though he may be able to be charged with impersonating a police officer?

 

[Team Chemistry]

Love the guy's work. His efforts before the game yesterday were particularly praiseworthy. For those unable to see the game live, let me tell you what happened.

Swans mascot was walking around when he saw 1/2 Cat and decided to try and hide behind a policeman guarding the centre square. 1/2 Cat saw him and tried to sneak up on him but when he got about 15m away, the Swan got scared and went to run off. 1/2 Cat then did a bit of a chicken dance, to which the Swan bent over and "mooned" 1/2 Cat. 1/2 Cat then ran up, kicked the Swan in the ass, then got him in a headlock and held him there for about 10 seconds, and then let the Swan go, and headbutted the Swan as he got back up. Priceless comedy, and had all those around me in fits of laughter.

Wasn't as good as the effort last year when he was behind the wheel of his little Falcon ute and lined up the Swan when he was standing behind the goals at the Doug Wade Stand end, who promptly turned around to run off and ran straight into the goal post.

Not only is he a comedy act, he has some serious football skills too, as he has shown in the past by slotting goals from the pockets.

Keep up the good work 1/2 Cat!

comedy, true if you're under 10

 

[Kittenish]

comedy, true if you're under 10

But it's violence. Everyone finds violence funny. Except for a few odd people. And please note: some of the people who posted that he's funny are like 30. Not under 10. Maybe it's only you that doesn't really find him/her/it funny.

I wanna see 1/2 Cat kick an opposing player in the nuts next time. Maybe next year when we vs the Swans again. Adam Goodes could use a good kick to the nuts.

 

[SJ]

I can tell you it's not, given it was my old head of house from school and he is most definitely not a chick.

Sobes.

 

[Ricardo]

Did anyone else see him take the coppers cap out front of the Gary Ablett Terrace?

I'm 99% sure that's a chargeable offence.

Hope they have a sense of humour.

I saw that too, i was a bit nervous to see what the copper would do, luckily he laughed it off cause i thought of the Simpsons episode when Homer took Marges hat when she was a police officer.

Funny though, he is a great mascot but i am disappointed that they changed his face, it looks weird now, i liked the old 1/2 cat.


BTW- How funny is that Pie mascot, the face on it is so funny

 

[Team Chemistry]

But it's violence. Everyone finds violence funny. Except for a few odd people. And please note: some of the people who posted that he's funny are like 30. Not under 10. Maybe it's only you that doesn't really find him/her/it funny.

I wanna see 1/2 Cat kick an opposing player in the nuts next time. Maybe next year when we vs the Swans again. Adam Goodes could use a good kick to the nuts.

Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions

 

[SJ]

Milligan, Cleese, Everett. Sessions

Greatest sitcom of all time.

 

[-Junior-]

Sobes.

w***er of a bloke