The annual "post your tears about not playing on ANZAC day" thread

[Yidaki]

Hai bay,

So, it's around that time of the year were non Essendon and Collingwood fans begin to shed streams of salty tears about their side not playing on what one could argue is the second biggest day on the AFL calender.

So, I have created a safe space here for you guys to post your salty tears and melts.

Collingwood and Essendon fans, I'm looking forward to the big day!

Cheers flogs.

 

[Pessimistic]

Wednesday night? Maybe on a Friday

Do I detect you are complaining about the lack of complaining?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Anzac Eve is the true Anzac blockbuster.

 

[Iskender Time]

That we probably shouldn’t have unrepentant drug cheats representing the game on such an occasion is the best argument for other teams having a go.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Never watched an ANZAC day game.

 

[smasha]

Look after Richmond Paddock minnows.

 

[butters88]

Anzac Eve is the true Anzac blockbuster.

Pretty sure everyone has better shit to do on ANZAC Day than watch two mediocre sides... ANZAC Day eve is where it’s at people

 

[Hawker_85]

I commence ANZAC Day with rum in my coffee at the gunfire breakfast and I continue on in a similar vein after the dawn service. I usually couldn't give two ****s who's playing by the time the game starts.

 

[BRWB]

Hai bay,

So, it's around that time of the year were non Essendon and Collingwood fans begin to shed streams of salty tears about their side not playing on what one could argue is the second biggest day on the AFL calender.

So, I have created a safe space here for you guys to post your salty tears and melts.

Collingwood and Essendon fans, I'm looking forward to the big day!

Cheers flogs.

Closely followed by Pie and Cheat fans sooking and making excuses due to the short break...

 

[GWBogan]

Lest we forget about the teams other than Collingwood and Essendon.

 

[Baldur]

meh

 

[Reppie]

Taking the boat out and going fishing so GAGF.

 

[Laphroaig]

Hai bay,

So, it's around that time of the year were non Essendon and Collingwood fans begin to shed streams of salty tears about their side not playing on what one could argue is the second biggest day on the AFL calender.

So, I have created a safe space here for you guys to post your salty tears and melts.

Collingwood and Essendon fans, I'm looking forward to the big day!

Cheers flogs.

You have to be kidding me.

It's a perfect fixture.

• Dawn Service
• Battle breakfast
• March
• Go to Rissole and get hammered with ex Navy mates
• While watching football in the happy circumstance of being positively **** ing gleeful about whoever loses.

Life does not get much better.

In fact the only way it could get ANY better is if a thermonuclear device detonated at the ground as the ball went up.

 

[Jazny]

Hai bay,

So, it's around that time of the year were non Essendon and Collingwood fans begin to shed streams of salty tears about their side not playing on what one could argue is the second biggest day on the AFL calender.

So, I have created a safe space here for you guys to post your salty tears and melts.

Collingwood and Essendon fans, I'm looking forward to the big day!

Cheers flogs.

Coach Buckley will be the most successful anzac day coach of all time!

 

[vjknight]

Never watched an ANZAC day game.

You sure.....I thought they used to play them on Friday nights back in the 80's, but we're unviable.

 

[Yidaki]

Wednesday night? Maybe on a Friday

Do I detect you are complaining about the lack of complaining?

Good start to the thread! Good amount of salt here.

Anzac Eve is the true Anzac blockbuster.

No one remembers Anzac eve friend .

That we probably shouldn’t have unrepentant drug cheats representing the game on such an occasion is the best argument for other teams having a go.

Despite Essendons drug dappling past, they still need to play on this day. Too much history to just simple toss to the side. Who would replace them? Hawthorn? Norf? Ew. No thanks.

Pretty sure everyone has better shit to do on ANZAC Day than watch two mediocre sides... ANZAC Day eve is where it’s at people

Excellent! The more salt the better!

Closely followed by Pie and Cheat fans sooking and making excuses due to the short break...

I had hawthorn as the side that cries the most. You are making me rethink my vote friend.

You have to be kidding me.

It's a perfect fixture.

• Dawn Service
• Battle breakfast
• March
• Go to Rissole and get hammered with ex Navy mates
• While watching football in the happy circumstance of being positively **** ing gleeful about whoever loses.

Life does not get much better.

In fact the only way it could get ANY better is if a thermonuclear device detonated at the ground as the ball went up.

You left the tears till the end of the post! Perfect!

Coach Buckley will be the most successful anzac day coach of all time!

Amen Jazny!

 

[A Cut Above]

No thank you. I don't want my club associated with warmongering cloaked in national pride, the exploitation of patriotism to lure young men to their deaths, and the mindless glorification of mankind's most inexcusably evil acts against itself.

 

[Laphroaig]

You left the tears till the end of the post! Perfect!

Tears of joy don't count towards your objective dopey.

 

[QuietB]

Biggest ANZAC day game is Liverpool v Roma. I’ll be catching up on sleep by the time Eddie and the injectors do their thing. Thank **** my great grandfather never shot Mo Salah’s great grandfather

 

[Pessimistic]

Good start to the thread! Good amount of salt here.



No one remembers Anzac eve friend .



Despite Essendons drug dappling past, they still need to play on this day. Too much history to just simple toss to the side. Who would replace them? Hawthorn? Norf? Ew. No thanks.



Excellent! The more salt the better!



I had hawthorn as the side that cries the most. You are making me rethink my vote friend.



You left the tears till the end of the post! Perfect!



Amen Jazny!

It’s pretty early to go the fishing or salt retort.

Signs of fail

 

[NorthernLights]

one could argue is the second biggest day on the AFL calender.

One could argue that, but one would be objectively wrong if one did so.

 

[Iskender Time]

No thank you. I don't want my club associated with warmongering cloaked in national pride, the exploitation of patriotism to lure young men to their deaths, and the mindless glorification of mankind's most inexcusably evil acts against itself.

Why do you hate Straya?

 

[magpienato]

One could argue that, but one would be objectively wrong if one did so.

What is the second biggest then? Not doubting it isn't, but genuinely curious what game brings more fans.

 

[NorthernLights]

What is the second biggest then? Not doubting it isn't, but genuinely curious what game brings more fans.

Oh boy

 

[BRWB]

Good start to the thread! Good amount of salt here.



No one remembers Anzac eve friend .



Despite Essendons drug dappling past, they still need to play on this day. Too much history to just simple toss to the side. Who would replace them? Hawthorn? Norf? Ew. No thanks.



Excellent! The more salt the better!



I had hawthorn as the side that cries the most. You are making me rethink my vote friend.



You left the tears till the end of the post! Perfect!



Amen Jazny!

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