FTA-TV The Bachelor (Aus)

[Shell]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the... well FTA TV. It aint.

This gal:

Is going to meet these guys:

Early promos look pretty good, lots of testosterone flying around, the guys will be ultra competitive.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

1/10

Elbows too blurry

 

[outabounds]

Don't want to upset anyone but I don't rate her that much

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I'm gonna give it a shot

 

[Shell]

Starts next Wednesday night.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Starts next Wednesday night.

Gogglebox too, yes?

 

[Shell]

Gogglebox too, yes?

I thought Goggle is Thursday night.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I thought Goggle is Thursday night.

Hmmm might be.

 

[HBF]

Will give it a go.

 

[Shell]

Will give it a go.

You have no choice in the matter really

Welcome to shitty Bach TV. I'm a Bachelorette first timer, so looking forward to it.

 

[HBF]

You have no choice in the matter really

Welcome to shitty Bach TV. I'm a Bachelorette first timer, so looking forward to it.

Actually prefer this version that the Bachelor.
Too much bitchiness, whereas the blokes are just........well guys.

 

[Broar]

On the ads they've already shown baldy on at least two dates so that kinda spoils things.

 

[inamedthegiants]

Hope she doesn't like black guys...
Or Asians...
Or fat blokes.

 

[Shell]

Yup not even a token..

 

[inamedthegiants]

Yup not even a token..

Token Indian bird didn't last long in the Bachelor this year.

Poor thing.

 

[King Elvis]

If Heather is the Bachelorette next year, I might apply.

 

[SugarShane]

Don't want to upset anyone but I don't rate her that much

Nothing special. I jokingly said to the wife "Not sure she's hot enough to keep me interested for a few months." Wife wasn't sure whether to roll her eyes or be flattered that she's kept me interested for 12 years.

 

[SugarShane]

Jeepers. Will be surprised as hell if Miss Bachie doesn't ask for a mulligan after all those mutants are finished parading through. On looks alone, I've already eliminated everyone except Hugh Sheridan, Sam Gilbert and Harry Kewell from the top right, Burgundy Jacket and James Bond from the middle, and if she's desperate, Nathan Van Berlo and Purple Tie from the front.

The two at back left probably shouldn't even bother unpacking their shit. Jack Riewoldt front and centre in the velvet jacket shouldn't be far behind either.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

If Heather is the Bachelorette next year, I might apply.

Get in line I must say lol

 

[Cmarsh]

Don't want to upset anyone but I don't rate her that much

Nothing special. I jokingly said to the wife "Not sure she's hot enough to keep me interested for a few months." Wife wasn't sure whether to roll her eyes or be flattered that she's kept me interested for 12 years.

IMO she's a stunner.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

She's hot but not beautiful in my opinion

 

[Big Bryza]

Sam is an absolute babe. Will wife once she dumps all these blokes.

 

[Shell]

Jeepers. Will be surprised as hell if Miss Bachie doesn't ask for a mulligan after all those mutants are finished parading through. On looks alone, I've already eliminated everyone except Hugh Sheridan, Sam Gilbert and Harry Kewell from the top right, Burgundy Jacket and James Bond from the middle, and if she's desperate, Nathan Van Berlo and Purple Tie from the front.

The two at back left probably shouldn't even bother unpacking their shit. Jack Riewoldt front and centre in the velvet jacket shouldn't be far behind either.

I'd put velvet jacket first (as in to go), then bow tie, then jesus.


God I hate long hair on men. My ex had long hair and I bloody hated it.

 

[Macca81]

really is an average looking group of men that Sam has to pick from. More men would have applied if Lisa was the prize IMO

 

[HBF]

Sam is an absolute babe. Will wife once she dumps all these blokes.

I don't see it with Sam.
Average at best.