FTA-TV The Bachelor (Aus)

[LordLucifer]

The split second the end titles stated, The Admiral has flicked it over to the Housewives, how the hell do I keep my sanity (or what's left of it)??

 

[Shell]

The split second the end titles stated, The Admiral has flicked it over to the Housewives, how the hell do I keep my sanity (or what's left of it)??

Here's an idea. Buy another TV.

 

[LordLucifer]

Zero personality and wasn't compatible. She should have gone first night rather than the swearing bogan.

Imagine if Vintea the Swearing Bogan was still in it, the arguments and bitch-fighting would of been sensational.

Maybe that could be a new show "The Bogan Bachelorette" ??

The dates go out to drag car races, the guys wear flannel shirts etc.

 

[Shell]

Producers should not have let that one walk out.

I mean.... ****ing producer campaigners shouldn't have let that ****en one ****en walk out jesus ****en christ mate.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

The split second the end titles stated, The Admiral has flicked it over to the Housewives, how the hell do I keep my sanity (or what's left of it)??

Love Island is on at the moment too!

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Producers should not have let that one walk out.

I mean.... ****ing producer campaigners shouldn't have let that ****en one ****en walk out jesus ****en christ mate.

I want her to be the next Bachelorette haha

 

[Shell]

Would have to pay guys to be on the show tho.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Would have to pay guys to be on the show tho.

Get Dusty Martin on there lol

 

[DIG]

I didn't mind Sophie. Ah well.

 

[HBF]

I didn't mind Sophie. Ah well.

She was too quiet.

 

[Xtreme]

She was too quiet.

He misses out then as it's the shy and quiet ones you have to watch out for

Kiera would be mega pissed if that happened!

 

[TheFreshBanana]

She looks like Jo Stanley

Good call

Doesn't have the same charm as Jo though

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Imagine if Vintea the Swearing Bogan was still in it, the arguments and bitch-fighting would of been sensational.

Maybe that could be a new show "The Bogan Bachelorette" ??

The dates go out to drag car races, the guys wear flannel shirts etc.

Isn't that farmers want a wife?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Would have to pay guys to be on the show tho.

I'd pay to go on

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I didn't mind Sophie. Ah well.

She was basically a normal sane Janey

 

[SugarShane]

I hate the manufactured sickly sweet romance shit.
Get a ******* icecream and kick a footy or something.

That's where the Bachelorette shines. Frosty had some sick "blokey" dates to impress the dudes.

 

[SugarShane]

New poll coming soon. Amusing hashtags for each girl are welcome pls.

I have one already for the Asian. It's #tokenAsian

Eliza has to be #Caitlyn

These 3 are in jokes/pop culture references with my wife so might not be considered as good by the BF faithful.
Georgia is #Chyna
Olena is #IvanaHumpalot
Rachael is #TrumansGirlfriend (reminds me of the girlfriend in the Truman Show)

 

[LordLucifer]

Eliza has to be #Caitlyn

These 3 are in jokes/pop culture references with my wife so might not be considered as good by the BF faithful.
Georgia is #Chyna
Olena is #IvanaHumpalot
Rachael is #TrumansGirlfriend (reminds me of the girlfriend in the Truman Show)

You were right.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Megan is Bindi Irwin 10 years later

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Megan is Bindi Irwin 10 years later

Haha!

Exactly what my sister said lol, get her in khakis and you wouldn't know the difference!

 

[Shell]

Megan is Bindi Irwin 10 years later

Yeah I already had that one.

Am so sad I cant use #tokenAzn and #who? For Sophie.

#noracist.

 

[Shell]

I'd pay to go on

How much?

 

[mandy]

Oh Chad.......

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/6ae2c221799ca52b15fc0e1650b6e3c7

 

[Shell]

Polls up.

Hope I got all the girls correct, I'm not 100% lol. And you can change your vote (1 vote at a time tho) is just a bit of fun. Like the whole show is.

Unlike grumpy bums on the things that shit me thread who have no clue what they're missing out on.

 

[Shell]

Chad eventually passed out by the pool. And, according to other contestants, he crapped himself.