The Barometers

[Pornstar]

This year when Lloyd has kicked 2 goals or less in a game we have won 2 lost 4 (33%). When Lloyd has kicked 3+ goals we have won 10 lost 3 (77%).

When Cupido has kicked 2 goals or less we have won 8 lost 8 (50%). When he has kicked 3 or more we have gone 5 and 0.

When Lloyd and Cupido have kicked 6 goals or less between them we went 5 and 6 (45%). When they kicked 7+ between them we went 7 and 1 (88%).

When Hird had 20+ disposals we went 9 and 3 (75%). When he had 19 disposals or less we went 0 and 2 (not including Melb and Rich injury games). In the games where Jobe Watson has had 2 handballs or more we were 100%.

Oh yeah, and our interstate record this year is 0 and 4 (0%).

 

[rednugget]

We have won (100%) of games when we have outscored our opponents

 

[Pornstar]

Did you know that between rounds 5 and 12, THE GREAT ONE kicked an incredible 28 goals 2 behinds?

I tell yer, if i was gay i'd be knocking on his door.

 

[marcuz]

I tell yer, if i was gay i'd be knocking on his door

What do you mean if you were gay?. For god sake have the courage to come out of the closet.


Being serious for a second though. I guess what those stats say pornstar is that we should give cupido and lloyd all the space they want to kick as many goals between them as they can. And by the end of it all we might actually pull off a win.

 

[M29]

Originally posted by Pornstar
I tell yer, if i was gay i'd be knocking on his door.

I'm not gay, and climbed through his longue room window.

 

[Rogue Bomber]

Originally posted by Pornstar
In the games where Jobe Watson has had 2 handballs or more we were 100%.

Damn our injury list on the eve of the finals is going to be the difference again...

Can't wait till next year though... hopefully Jobe will get at least 50 handballs, and we won't lose a game.

 

[Darealrath]

The one benefit of the big ground at subi is that you'd think our forwards will have plenty of space to lead into. Just get it out of the centre bombers.

 

[Pornstar]

Originally posted by Pornstar
When Lloyd and Cupido have kicked 7+ between them we went 7 and 1 (88%).

Make that 8 and 1.

Originally posted by Pornstar
When Hird had 20+ disposals we went 9 and 3 (75%).

Make that 10 and 3.

Hehehehehe

Well done dons. Suck my hairy date Farmer you pathetic little terd.