Win Prizes The Bay needs you - a call to arms of non bay flogs (main bored posters excluded)

[Kabanna]

Now you know how Geelong feel. They’re never getting this 10 minutes back either. View attachment 2453212
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… or the next ten minutes.

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In twenty minutes of Grand Final football, Geelong scored 7 points and the Brisbane Lions scored 70 points.

A SPANKING!

I will forever be indebted to Bailey Smith’s squibbery.. that was a solid 20 seconds of squibs that led to Lachie Neale’s goal that started the rampage

 

[Over The Post]

Chief, the most stable genius, ? Is that some new fangled word?

I rest my case.

 

[kenneyswarriors]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He always goes missing around this time and pops up again once the FOTY is crowned

…and yet here I am

I am sure it’s just a coincidence of timing.

Much like you booking holidays in September

I gave him MOTY last year. He got a little bit upset

You tried your hardest and failed. Just like Essendong for the last 21 years

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I rest my case.

 

[Chief]

[Sits down heavily]

I've...seen things you floggos wouldn't believe. Oogac on fire in a shoop thread.

I've seen Cthulblu melt in a shower of penors.

Now all these...moments will be lost in time...like urine in a cousins shower.

The Bay has been a lot of fun, but its an organic entity and nothing lives forever.

It was a decent training ground in its day, and funny a lot of the time. You need a load of young people to keep these things afloat and they are on discord these days, or tiktok reels.

I miss Shawt, FIGJAM, a few others. I laughed at so much at the "sexual positio b a named after players" and "players dating profile" threads. The image of Laidley "maintaining an erection through sheer force of will" (this was 15 years ago) may have been divorced from reality but it makes me smile to this day.

The Bay may die, but it will live on when any of us do a little trolling. Anytime we post a backhanded compliment, or lay a trap.

You can be the Bay you want to see in the world. The rumour board is a good place for a little Bay spirit. I bring a little Bay to the Blues vs Pies thread on the MB.

I even Bay in the Bay, not the real Bay 13 but in the Ponsford, when I call out to Tasmanian players " at your wedding did all the guests sit on the left, or all on the right?"

The Bay isn't dead yet. I will sit with it, in these quiet senescent days, until the time comes.

And when the time comes, I won't cry because its gone. I will laugh, because it happened.

Opa!

TL;DR

 

[Chief]

They are obviously deep cleaning the section, did you think of doing something outlandish and radical?
Like maybe asking someone for what you need?

Axl works at Woollies!!

 

[Chief]

Reading the last dozen pages of this thread is 10 minutes of my life I will never get back...

Every ten minutes of your life is ten minutes you won't get back.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Every season this century is a year Carlscum flogs won’t get any satisfaction from

 

[Heardy_101]

I'm only here because I got a notification from Chief saying "there's a question somebody wants to ask you."

Well I'm here, and I don't see any questions, and I'll be f**ked if I know what the answer is

 

[eaglesnutcase]

I'm only here because I got a notification from Chief saying "there's a question somebody wants to ask you."

Well I'm here, and I don't see any questions, and I'll be f**ked if I know what the answer is

You’ve let your mind go blank but forgot to turn off the sound

 

[Chief]

Very poor manners

Nobody likes them.

 

[MaxiBont]

My 4 year old son came up to me today and asked “Dad, what can I look forward to as an adult?”

I replied - “Well son, one day you’ll be able to post on BigFooty and engage with people all across Australia, even the Collingwood fans can post”

He replied - “Dad, I’m quite discombobulated that you would spend valuable time on such futile pursuits. Men used to go to war and provide not argue about how much of an over pay Jack Silvagni

1

Jack Silvagni

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.9

4star

MG

176.9

3star

D

5.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

1.3

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

0.7

1star

MG

91.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

131.4

3star

’s contract is.”

 

[Dinsdale]

Every ten minutes of your life is ten minutes you won't get back.

 

[zackah]

My 4 year old son came up to me today and asked “Dad, what can I look forward to as an adult?”

I replied - “Well son, one day you’ll be able to post on BigFooty and engage with people all across Australia, even the Collingwood fans can post”

He replied - “Dad, I’m quite discombobulated that you would spend valuable time on such futile pursuits. Men used to go to war and provide not argue about how much of an over pay Jack Silvagni’s contract is.”

You have much to teach him

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

I’m confused as to why I’ve been summoned here, I thought it was going to be some sort of cool justice league forum kinda sh!t. Turns out it’s a flog club. Should have known..

We need you as our leader, you're eminently qualified.

 

[All Aust]

I'm only here because I got a notification from Chief saying "there's a question somebody wants to ask you."

Well I'm here, and I don't see any questions, and I'll be f**ked if I know what the answer is

Where are the giggles Gunna come from now?

 

[Chief]

Where are the giggles Gunna come from now?

Good question.

 

[All Aust]

My 4 year old son came up to me today and asked “Dad, what can I look forward to as an adult?”

I replied - “Well son, one day you’ll be able to post on BigFooty and engage with people all across Australia, even the Collingwood fans can post”

He replied - “Dad, I’m quite discombobulated that you would spend valuable time on such futile pursuits. Men used to go to war and provide not argue about how much of an over pay Jack Silvagni’s contract is.”

Geez. Pass on to your kid that there will be bullying and welfare issues if multisyllabics are uttered publicly.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[HurleyHepsHird]

[Sits down heavily]

I've...seen things you floggos wouldn't believe. Oogac on fire in a shoop thread.

I've seen Cthulblu melt in a shower of penors.

Now all these...moments will be lost in time...like urine in a cousins shower.

The Bay has been a lot of fun, but its an organic entity and nothing lives forever.

It was a decent training ground in its day, and funny a lot of the time. You need a load of young people to keep these things afloat and they are on discord these days, or tiktok reels.

I miss Shawt, FIGJAM, a few others. I laughed at so much at the "sexual positio b a named after players" and "players dating profile" threads. The image of Laidley "maintaining an erection through sheer force of will" (this was 15 years ago) may have been divorced from reality but it makes me smile to this day.

The Bay may die, but it will live on when any of us do a little trolling. Anytime we post a backhanded compliment, or lay a trap.

You can be the Bay you want to see in the world. The rumour board is a good place for a little Bay spirit. I bring a little Bay to the Blues vs Pies thread on the MB.

I even Bay in the Bay, not the real Bay 13 but in the Ponsford, when I call out to Tasmanian players " at your wedding did all the guests sit on the left, or all on the right?"

The Bay isn't dead yet. I will sit with it, in these quiet senescent days, until the time comes.

And when the time comes, I won't cry because its gone. I will laugh, because it happened.

Opa!

I was there Cyclops 10-ish years ago. I was there when the strength of Bushie failed. RIP to the real ones.

 

[jmac70]

I got tagged by Chief.

Here’s my two cents;

Melbourne are shit again, but we will always have the 2021 premiership and sticking it up the umpires love children and that narcissistic campaigner Bailey Smith.

GTFO

If a flag is won at Optus, did it really happen?

 

[Heardy_101]

You’ve let your mind go blank but forgot to turn off the sound

The departure board is showing several trains ready for boarding at the station... Except I'm not at the Station

 

[Heardy_101]

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

 

[Axl the great]

Axl works at Woollies!!

Chief works at Big Footy