The Cheating/Corruption Thread aka ManCity Thread

[Magma]

kolarov definitely knows horse tranquilliser dealers.

 

[Zidane98]

Raheem must've been on hippy crack at Euro 2016 for sure.

 

[Magma]

well he learnt that one on merseyside in fairness.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Yes because picking up shopping is so much more important than taking a drug test

He deserved his whack

none of his fellow professionals thought so when they went on strike.

he forgot to take the test, told the FA and they decided to not test him again on the same day.

 

[Zidane98]

well he learnt that one on merseyside in fairness.

But mastered it in greater manchester.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

No one can accuse us of performance enhancing the past 12 months.

Albanian Moose Tranquilisers, then yes. Hard to defend against that.

But PED's, come on.

Essendon were shit on drugs.

both teams had major injury problems too

 

[moomba]

none of his fellow professionals thought so when they went on strike.

he forgot to take the test, told the FA and they decided to not test him again on the same day.

Who went on strike?

Gary Neville threatened to, but that was a bit like Liverpool players wearing Suarez shirts.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Who went on strike?

Gary Neville threatened to, but that was a bit like Liverpool players wearing Suarez shirts.

the whole england team

 

[Cooldude]

none of his fellow professionals thought so when they went on strike.

he forgot to take the test, told the FA and they decided to not test him again on the same day.

You're sounding like Hirdy atm, hi Hirdy, hope you get over your overdose

Footballers don't like drug tests shocker, 'course they would go on strike

You don't get to make the schedule when you've decided to miss it in the first place while making various excuses,

 

[Zidane98]

none of his fellow professionals thought so when they went on strike.

he forgot to take the test, told the FA and they decided to not test him again on the same day.

They didn't decide to not test him, the testers had already left. Didn't answer his phone either.

 

[moomba]

the whole england team

What game did they go on strike for?

 

[moomba]

Bojan - I'd be furious if ny club was implicated in drug cheating.

Bojan - it's ok to forget about your drug test and go shopping instead.

Hmmm.

 

[Magma]

has anyone told the england team they dont need to strike anymore?

that could be the problem #freerio.

 

[Cooldude]

the whole england team

They played like they were on strike all the time anyway so who cares

 

[Bojan KantKick]

They didn't decide to not test him, the testers had already left. Didn't answer his phone either.

he was the one that called them. The drug testers went to test another club and rio asked to do the test but was told they'd do it in a couple of days.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

What game did they go on strike for?

turkey away

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Bojan - I'd be furious if ny club was implicated in drug cheating.

Bojan - it's ok to forget about your drug test and go shopping instead.

Hmmm.

i never said that but nice strawman

 

[moomba]

turkey away

Who didnt play in that game that was eligible? Apart from Rio.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

You're sounding like Hirdy atm, hi Hirdy, hope you get over your overdose

Footballers don't like drug tests shocker, 'course they would go on strike

You don't get to make the schedule when you've decided to miss it in the first place while making various excuses,

he did a hair follicle test and the FA admitted that he was clean. They banned him for missing the test

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Who didnt play in that game that was eligible? Apart from Rio.

were you not in the uk when this was happening?

 

[moomba]

were you not in the uk when this was happening?

Not sure. Moved there around about that time.

There wasnt a strike, Neville yabbered a bit about one but no-one pulled out of any game because of it.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Not sure. Moved there around about that time.

There wasnt a strike, Neville yabbered a bit about one but no-one pulled out of any game because of it.

well you mustn't have been because there was a strike.

 

[moomba]

well you mustn't have been because there was a strike.

So which players missed the Turkey match?

 

[Bojan KantKick]

So which players missed the Turkey match?

the FA did a deal with Rio and the players to ensure the game went ahead.

 

[Zidane98]

the FA did a deal with Rio and the players to ensure the game went ahead.

Supplied him with some smack on the house perhaps?