The Divvy Van - He got the Divvy van bluuuues

[Sunzie88]

Lol goo chuggers Bosk and Bayer divvied.

 

[Sunzie88]

Did Hawthorn crush Essendon's spirit and kill their season two years running?

Most of you will remember the way Essenjection was flying last year right up until the time they met Hawthorn in what was a top of the table clash. As I'm sure you will fondly remember the Hawks belted the living AOD out of them that night, and the Injectors responded by immediately dropping their bundle - they were easybeats for the rest of the year.

Well folks it seems we've done the rest of the competition the same favor two years running. Essenscum were talked up as genuine premiership threats when they met us earlier in the year, right up until Cyril thrust a dagger through their dirty rotten hearts by nailing a goal in the dying seconds to give us a 4 point win. Surprise surprise, the Bombers have been playing like Jake Carlisle ever since.


So on behalf of Hawthorn Footy Club I just wanted to issue a statement to all the other clubs out there:

Nope

Did you pull that one off theage.com.au?

 

[Leg End]

Pretenders List getting Larger

Before the season, despite the usual baseless Victorian rubbish, Carlton, Richmond, Norf were always going to be B-grade.
After the usual early upsets, we can now better gauge who is the real deal - and who are the pretenders.

We can now add Collingwood and Essendon to the list of the pretenders. Hawthorn too if their depth is proven to be ordinary.

Swans are the standout. Geelong and Port have claims.

Get used to it. Your worst nightmare, a Swans dynasty, is on its way.

 

[Smeg Head]

Divvy this shit.

The only Dynasty syds fans would care about, its the ancient TV show.

 

[Sunzie88]

Born to be Nick (Riewoldt)

Get my tears runnin'
Head out on Nepean Highway
Looking for some penis
In whatever comes my way

Yeah, Leigh
Gonna make it happen
Take the semen in a love embrace
Fire all of your load at me once
And explode into my mouth

I like smokin and lightnin'
Heavy loads thundery
Racing in the wind
And the feeling that Of Goo

Yeah, Farren
Gonna make you happy
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your goo in my mouth
And explode into space

Like a true nature's migit
We were Boyz
Born to be Nick
We can get so high
I never wanna die
Born to be Nick
Born to be Nick

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Divvy van on way

 

[Smeg Head]

Divvy van on way

Thread is so bad I would even let Pastor Maldonado drive this divvy van

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Geelong and Port are standouts, Sydney have claims.

EFA

Sydney lost to 3 pretenders

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Thread is so bad I would even let Pastor Maldonado drive this divvy van

He would have the van on it's roof with Leg End inside

 

[Smeg Head]

He would have the van on it's roof with Leg End inside

And least I would get a chuckle out of it then!

 

[Sunzie88]

Goo tag Fyfie_

 

[BloodRet]

Hey genius OP - how the **** do you think a Swans dynasty is on its way with the complete rubbish our two big recruits up forward are dishing up?

 

[Starburns_]

Goo tag Fyfie_

No...






...divvy.

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Goo tag Fyfie_

The Leg's trying to get the tag for sure, but there don't seem to be enough sydney supporters around here to get a circle jerk going

 

[Smeg Head]

The Leg's trying to get the tag for sure, but there don't seem to be enough sydney supporters around here to get a circle jerk going

Usually doesn't stop JackAttack!

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Sunzie88]

Pepper that angus plug and get ready for those umps to make every wrong call possible , you's don't have a chance this weekend .

 

[Aussie Rocker]

This is a goo thread if ever I saw one.

But it might be too shit to even get that far

 

[Bender_]

He was taking the piss out of that shitful thread created by some Hawf flog who has been here 5 minutes "educating" people on how to post on the bay.
Was actually half funny I thought.

Eventually, if you post enough shit you lose all leeway. Especially if you're a poster who is on your second account.

Also top title Fyfie_

 

[STP18]

Settle down now lad!

 

[STP18]

I lost all leeway guys. Sorry about that.

 

[Goo_]

This thread shouldn't be thrown in the van, but the public masturbators begging this thread to be divvied should be locked up for the night!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starburns_]

Eventually, if you post enough shit you lose all leeway. Especially if you're poster who is on your second account.

^^This. Bosk's divvy-ed thread above would probably only be the 2nd or 3rd he's made that ended up in here (regardless of the "goo" content some of his have had), it's no coincidence that his count is so low and Rob's is so high.

 

[Goo_]

Also top title Fyfie_

This sort of comment pleases me greatly.

 

[STP18]

Yep. I lost all leeway.