Media The Filth And The Fiddy

[Tonga Bob]

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[Coney Island Warriors LG push me onto stage]

Wait, are we doing another milestone? FFS sake.

Greetings all, it's your old mate Bob here again to tell you about this week's milestone down at Van Cortlandt Park.

Evergreen online personality The Filth Wizard celebrates his 8th game in Warriors persimmon this week. This, along with the 342 other games he's squirreled away over a lifetime of qooty playing, means he also plays game three fiddy (350) this week. There's not much he hasn't achieved, and here's some numbers to prove it:

​	Totals​	Avg.​	League Rank​
Games​	349​	​	36th​
HitOuts​	378​	1.08​	67th​
Kicks​	2615​	7.49​	33rd​
Marks​	294​	0.84​	357th​
Handballs​	1630​	4.67​	92nd​
Tackles​	835​	2.39​	13th​
Frees For​	487​	1.40​	11th​
Frees Agnst​	278​	0.80​	52nd​
Goals​	767​	2.20​	4th​
Behinds​	381​	1.09​	6th​
Disposals​	4245​	12.16​	48th​
DreamTeam​	20341​	58.28​	30th​

Accolades:
Sweet FA Hall of Fame
2 x beez trophy
1 x Fred Medal
14 x All-SFA
2 x Premierships
1 x former Admin
Many x Club captain
1 x Brother

Highest DreamTeam Points:
147 DT Points - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x21 occasions
Highest Disposals:
35 Disposals - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
20+ Disposals:
x75 occasions
Highest Goals:
10 Goals - x2 occasions
Highest Tackles:
13 Tackles - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
Highest HitOuts:
20 HitOuts - x2 occasions​

You should take more marks.

So to the bloke who came close to signing me up back when I started but didn't quite get my signature, mazel tov on reaching your seventh games-related milestone on this place. Sweet, tell him how much you love him and want to give him a big old kiss.

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[Headless]

Is it true that The Filth Wizard loves 50-game milestones?

 

[Robertio]

Great effort mate, you're a champ at qooty and now you just have to learn how to play Supercoach lol.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Is it true that The Filth Wizard loves 50-game milestones?

Let's find out together.

 

[spudmaster]

Congratulations on bringing up the 350th this weekend mate. Time to add a third 10goal haul to the resumé.

 

[Hate]

Highest DreamTeam Points:
147 DT Points - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)

Highest Disposals:
35 Disposals - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)

Highest Tackles:
13 Tackles - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)

If you beat 'em, join 'em anyways!

Congratulations The Filth Wizard. Great guy. Huge fan.

 

[Wosh]

Is it true that The Filth Wizard loves 50-game milestones?

I heard he’s always said that

 

[Wosh]

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[Coney Island Warriors LG push me onto stage]

Wait, are we doing another milestone? FFS sake.

Greetings all, it's your old mate Bob here again to tell you about this week's milestone down at Van Cortlandt Park.

Evergreen online personality The Filth Wizard celebrates his 8th game in Warriors persimmon this week. This, along with the 342 other games he's squirreled away over a lifetime of qooty playing, means he also plays game three fiddy (350) this week. There's not much he hasn't achieved, and here's some numbers to prove it:

​	Totals​	Avg.​	League Rank​
Games​	349​	​	36th​
HitOuts​	378​	1.08​	67th​
Kicks​	2615​	7.49​	33rd​
Marks​	294​	0.84​	357th​
Handballs​	1630​	4.67​	92nd​
Tackles​	835​	2.39​	13th​
Frees For​	487​	1.40​	11th​
Frees Agnst​	278​	0.80​	52nd​
Goals​	767​	2.20​	4th​
Behinds​	381​	1.09​	6th​
Disposals​	4245​	12.16​	48th​
DreamTeam​	20341​	58.28​	30th​

Accolades:
Sweet FA Hall of Fame
2 x beez trophy
1 x Fred Medal
14 x All-SFA
2 x Premierships
1 x former Admin
Many x Club captain
1 x Brother

Highest DreamTeam Points:
147 DT Points - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x21 occasions
Highest Disposals:
35 Disposals - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
20+ Disposals:
x75 occasions
Highest Goals:
10 Goals - x2 occasions
Highest Tackles:
13 Tackles - Season 28, Round 01 - Coney Island Warriors vs. (Gold City Royals)
Highest HitOuts:
20 HitOuts - x2 occasions​

You should take more marks.

So to the bloke who came close to signing me up back when I started but didn't quite get my signature, mazel tov on reaching your seventh games-related milestone on this place. Sweet, tell him how much you love him and want to give him a big old kiss.

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Haha you’re old Filthy!
Heartfelt congrats to someone who’s done everything there is to do around here, a huge influence, a huge part in shaping this place, and a huge character...none bigger

(or older) except maybe Mobbs

 

[thewizardmelon]

Congrats other Wizard! That seems like far too many games, I’m sure at least some of them have been great performances! Long live The Wizardry!

 

[Agent93]

Congratulations on a x50th The Filth Wizard.

From Gary, Mike, Ross, David, Ian...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulations on a x50th The Filth Wizard.

From Gary, Mike, Ross, David, Ian...

 

[Cadsky]

And only 17 of those games matter.

Grats on your thing The Filth Wizard

 

[Ligma]

You’re so sexy The Filth Wizard

And congrats!

 

[I Dont Care]

When I think of consistency as a poster, Filth is the the first poster who comes to mind...so many seasons with rarely a lapse. Congrats on 350

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Onya, Filthy. Well done on the milestone. I hope you have a cracker this weekend and kick a bag, cos if you don't I'm coming for your job.

 

[Kilroy]

Worthy of a remark.

Remarkable.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Is it true that The Filth Wizard loves 50-game milestones?

Ha ha I hate this.

Bless you Tonga Bob you have melted this heart.

 

[Headless]

Ha ha I hate this.

Bless you Tonga Bob you have melted this heart.

That's why they call you The Fifty Wizard.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's why they call you The Fifty Wizard.

This is no slight on any captain I've ever played with (and for half of my career that captain is me) but I can say the Warriors do milestones important (100's) and inconsequential (50's) better and with more reverence than any other club I've seen.

 

[Cadsky]

This is no slight on any captain I've ever played with (and for half of my career that captain is me) but I can say the Warriors do milestones important (100's) and inconsequential (50's) better and with more reverence than any other club I've seen.

Guess they've gotta be good at something cos it sure as hell isn't winning sfa qremierships

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Guess they've gotta be good at something cos it sure as hell isn't winning sfa qremierships

Well that's why I'm here getting milestone threads after 8 games.

 

[Cadsky]

Well that's why I'm here getting milestone threads after 8 games.

Good for you sport

 

[Braklet]

Many congratulations on your big old thing, The Filth Wizard! Oh, and on your tree fiddy game, too.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Guess they've gotta be good at something cos it sure as hell isn't winning sfa qremierships

 

[Cadsky]

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Don't worry Bob, I haven't won one either.