The Heath Shaw "I'm offended" thread

[Stan_Darsh72]

I am offended because my train was late

 

[Bodicifer]

I am offended because my train was late

This type of shit just can't go on, it's ridiculous. Have you contacted the train provider about the offence? If so, for the sake of mankind, please do, this is offensive and time and time again we are offended. I Take a train about once a year and I'm still offended.

 

[Mofra]

I am offended because my train was late

I'm offended you assumed your chosen vehicle was a train.
Sure it may run on rails but it might identify as a bus.

 

[Bodicifer]

I'm offended you assumed your chosen vehicle was a train.
Sure it may run on rails but it might identify as a bus.

That's exactly right Mofra , great pickup. It's always good to have another PC SJW keeping their eyes open for offensive things I may miss.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Max gawn shaved his beard

Max triggering

 

[11sjw]

As an iPhone user I'm offended you'd use a crappy Samsung phone.

Just a rebadged Huawei anyway, isn't it?

 

[11sjw]

Google Riley Dennis. Should be enough to offend the senses.

 

[drazah]

The

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My preferred definite article is "A", don't misarticle me.

 

[Bodicifer]

Max gawn shaved his beard

Max triggering

What has he got against people with long beards I wonder??? He obviously is offending people with long beards. FFS Max, Santa has a long f****ing beard! OFFENDED !

 

[Bodicifer]

Google Riley Dennis. Should be enough to offend the senses.

Zeboyz wants to get to know 'her' better. Zeboyz doesnt get offended D...H

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

What has he got against people with long beards I wonder??? He obviously is offending people with long beards. FFS Max, Santa has a long f****ing beard! OFFENDED !

Even worse he started to appropriate pirate culture too.

OFFENDED

 

[Mofra]

What has he got against people with long beards I wonder??? He obviously is offending people with long beards. FFS Max, Santa has a long f****ing beard! OFFENDED !

He's offended hipsters now but I was offended before it was cool.

 

[holy diver]

What has he got against people with long beards I wonder??? He obviously is offending people with long beards. FFS Max, Santa has a long f****ing beard! OFFENDED !

You oppressive neo-nazi fascist.

Let beards be beards.

oh the misogyny and privilege.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

You oppressive neo-nazi fascist.

Let beards be beards.

oh the misogyny and privilege.

You forgot the trans and attsck helicopter people.

Reported

 

[Freofalcon]

What has he got against people with long beards I wonder??? He obviously is offending people with long beards. FFS Max, Santa has a long f****ing beard! OFFENDED !

ZZ Top likes this

 

[WA ROO]

Google Riley Dennis. Should be enough to offend the senses.

Blaire White schooled Riley

 

[holy diver]

You forgot the trans and attsck helicopter people.

Reported

Soooooooo triggered right now....

 

[Freofalcon]

Soooooooo triggered right now....

Damn White Privilege.

Amirite Catgirl ?

 

[BRWB]

As a self proclaimed voice for the disenfranchised, we must think of the homeless now that Max has shaved down. What will become of all the newly homeless lice and crabs? Tantamount to lousal abuse and highly offensive to them, their families and all right thinking supporters of lousal rights.

Tom Scully's PTSD has also been triggered as Max's beard was also the vomit strainer that saved Tom's life on his footy trip with the Dee's to Chaina. Offended on behalf of Tom and all PTSD sufferers.

Also obligated to point out that Max's homeless iconic beard was in before Hipsters. I am offended on behalf of the homeless who have had their 'culcha' appropriated inappropriately, just as a matter of principle.

So much damage done and offence caused by one ill considered shaving act.

If I was any more offended I'd write a letter to Melbourne FC.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The

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This gives me the horn.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

As a self proclaimed voice for the disenfranchised, we must think of the homeless now that Max has shaved down. What will become of all the newly homeless lice and crabs? Tantamount to lousal abuse and highly offensive to them, their families and all right thinking supporters of lousal rights.

Tom Scully's PTSD has also been triggered as Max's beard was also the vomit strainer that saved Tom's life on his footy trip with the Dee's to Chaina. Offended on behalf of Tom and all PTSD sufferers.

Also obligated to point out that Max's homeless iconic beard was in before Hipsters. I am offended on behalf of the homeless who have had their 'culcha' appropriated inappropriately, just as a matter of principle.

So much damage done and offence caused by one ill considered shaving act.

If I was any more offended I'd write a letter to Melbourne FC.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I voted for fu-manchu

 

[Colonial]

This gives me the horn.

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[Freofalcon]

You oppressive neo-nazi fascist.

Let beards be beards.

oh the misogyny and privilege.

I'd rather shave a beard than legs.

Amirite Catgirl ?

 

[11sjw]

Soooooooo triggered right now....