The MBUCK's hetro-metro thread

[mbuck]

This thread will show everyone my growing concern for cricketers today, the strike of metrosexuality... we've seen the boony tash, but then theres the KP hair, freddie's stubble and now ricky...


oh no ricky...

look at that, hes shaved his jaw line and below, classic metro get rid of it soon punter!

not too long ago i spotted al cooks hetro-metro transformation... if you havent seen it here it is

sickening isnt it?

 

[year of the roo]

Uh Ricky's stubble > Cook's bum fluff.

 

[likka]

Maybe he is growing a beard?

 

[kenrosewall]

 

[Cynic]

Filthy metros.

 

[emperor]

Let punter have his beard but if he starts shaving his arms and wearing pink shirts then get stuck in

I'd be getting stuck into Robot, Clarkey and Bracken before Punter over this issue. Robot will never be anything other than a prettyboy metro in my eyes after than long hair episode from a few season's back. Still think back in disgust over that one Bracken is going the same way.

 

[kenrosewall]

Yousuf Youhana has obviously had the trimmer out on his.

Apparently facial hair is encouraged in the Irish cricket team ( I especially like the mo on the first one- John Mooney)

 

[kenrosewall]

 

[likka]

Don't you just want to be as cool as him?

 

[likka]

LOL... is that one of Kel's man bags?

Do you think he knew the camera was on him for this shot?

 

[emperor]

^^^^^Robot's new nickname: Kel

Gold!

 

[mbuck]

update:

michael clarke is reknown for being a metro and its hard to believe he has too made the transtition from hetro-to-metro... he used to have a shaved head.. now he has this..

spikey, geled, bleached and even topped off with a goatee.. metro as them come boys and look how far it got him..

ewwwwww

 

[johnnyhoward]

Bingle and Clarke suit each other, both bogan-ish types.

As long as Punter doesn't shave his arm hair he's alright

 

[mbuck]

Bingle and Clarke suit each other, both bogan-ish types.

As long as Punter doesn't shave his arm hair he's alright

or knuckles

 

[Grimwood]

Jaeger suit model and occasional fast bowler Simon Jones.

 

[YOTC]

Jaeger suit model and occasional fast bowler Simon Jones.

hahaha love it

 

[Shmoses]

Yousuf Youhana has obviously had the trimmer out on his.

That is deadset the worst beard I've ever seen. I can't even describe what repulses me about it, but it's something significant and it makes me cringe and instinctively scroll away from it. I can't bear to have it in my line of sight.

EDIT: It's probably because it looks exactly the same as the hear on his head, just hanging upside down. Seriously. If you turned his face upside down his hair would look like his beard and his beard would look like his hair.

 

[kenrosewall]

That is deadset the worst beard I've ever seen. I can't even describe what repulses me about it, but it's something significant and it makes me cringe and instinctively scroll away from it. I can't bear to have it in my line of sight.

EDIT: It's probably because it looks exactly the same as the hear on his head, just hanging upside down. Seriously. If you turned his face upside down his hair would look like his beard and his beard would look like his hair.

Isn't symmetry meant to equal beauty!

 

[hirthy]

Saeed Anwar had a bloody pearler of a beard a few years back.

 

[emperor]

update:

michael clarke is reknown for being a metro and its hard to believe he has too made the transtition from hetro-to-metro... he used to have a shaved head.. now he has this..

spikey, geled, bleached and even topped off with a goatee.. metro as them come boys and look how far it got him..

ewwwwww

Don't forget the tattoo I can see on his inner arm.

 

[kenrosewall]

Saeed Anwar Gallery

 

[likka]

How many people could grow a beard like that?

I wouldn't have a hope in hell.

 

[Shmoses]

Isn't symmetry meant to equal beauty!

True, but you can't tell me you're not disgusted by that beard.

 

[mbuck]

cheers for that guys, it must be in the religon to not have the 'mo i think.. its a bit wierd to have a huge beard and no mo?

 

[Shmoses]

It must be. That's probably partially what makes it so disconcerting too, I reckon.