Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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"Just for a purely neutral perspective, why are Port such a despicable organisation?" -- Dillon.
Says the bloke who was schtooping a chick who was born when he was 27 and needed his employer to keep the $tandover men at bay.
 

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I saw this twat on a date at the Oxford a few weeks ago. She was waaay younger but a bit of a troll so I wasn't too annoyed.
Can anyone remember after the collingwood final he asked kochie to try and set him up with Sam Armytage?

As if that sad sack ever had a chance.
 

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It was actually Matty Whites tattoo they were fixated on.
Ah thought of another one that annoyed me last night.
O'Shea (think) spills a mark and Bwien kept harping on about footstep type things. Not exactly footsteps but "brave but" type comments. Chapman goes for a fist when on his own and he says nothing.
There were a number of occasions and same thing in the last game he called.
Then again fans fron other teams think the same so he may just be a well rounded fat prick.
 

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Ashley ****ing Porter

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-match-report/bombers-just-wont-lie-down-20140705-3bfp5.html

It's the supporters fault.

We "claimed" the flag.

Go away and die you relic.
It was basically a ''rematch'' between the pair after Chapman was suspended after hitting Gray in the 2012 second semi-final when playing for Geelong, and missing the preliminary final that the Cats lost to Hawthorn by five points.
Looks like Fairfax are missing subeditors, too.
 
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5AA this morning had some 80+ yo dero ring up saying the Portress should be re-named Chokersville:rolleyes: then gave a heh-heh-heh chuckle as if he had told the worlg's greatest ever joke!

Such intellectual genius!
If he wants to be a comedian my advice is "don't give up tour day job" numbnut.

Honestly, you would think people could either come up with something original, or at least vaguely comical. I have had a laugh from time to time when a really good put down is said about us - we all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.

But sheesh - get some new material chaps. o_O

Will Goodings, who was on air with Tom Rehn, laughed, then chimed in with "I've heard a few Crows jokes about AO such as the Crows-aleum", but in all honesty, that is equally as cringeworthy. Are we becoming as insipid at put down humour as the Camry's now?

Lift the standards.
 
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