flggr The most embarrassing player name in AFL/VFL history: 17thmond’s Steely Green, take a bow

[catscratchfever]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, Naked Lunch, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

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D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

 

[westie]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

Suddenly, you deserve more respect sir!

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Textbook #kardashimond

 

[Tiger2709]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

Interesting, lucky his name is Steely Green not Steely Dan, I guess?

Nice to see your Richmond obsession is ongoing.

 

[Tiger2709]

Textbook #kardashimond

That makes no sense Elmer, unless Richmond somehow suggested this name at birth with your best mate, Mrs Cotchin present?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That makes no sense Elmer, unless Richmond somehow suggested this name at birth with your best mate, Mrs Cotchin present?

Mrs Cotchin likes rugs

 

[catscratchfever]

Interesting, lucky his name is Steely Green not Steely Dan, I guess?

Nice to see your Richmond obsession is ongoing.

Steely Green’s nickname will forever be ‘Dildo’. Kinda suits seeing as he’s a tugger

 

[James Colorado]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

Tell me the dildo had an internal monologue in the novel...

 

[catscratchfever]

Tell me the dildo had an internal monologue in the novel...

I can’t remember exactly as I last read it long ago but it’s quite possible - Burroughs was a very unusual writer by current standards. He was also responsible for terms such as ‘heavy metal’ and a few others which have come into common usage in contemporary English.

 

[smasha]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

He would not give a shit.
I mean seriously obsessing over a name?
Geelong fans must be getting good meth this year.

 

[catscratchfever]

He would not give a s**t.
I mean seriously obsessing over a name?
Geelong fans must be getting good meth this year.

Have you asked him? No? Then you wouldn’t know, would you?

Would you like to be named after a dildo? By the sounds of it you wouldn’t mind.

Nice to meet you, Dildo

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Have you asked him? No? Then you wouldn’t know, would you?

Would you like to be named after a dildo? By the sounds of it you wouldn’t mind.

Nice to meet you, Dildo

What is a Dildo?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Chris Scott

 

[Triggering Tiger]

What is a Dildo?

Scat players wear it on their heads during games, oh wait no they're all just D/H'S

 

[catscratchfever]

What is a Dildo?

In this case it’s a Tuggers flog formerly known as ‘smasha’

 

[FurTheWin]

his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan

Sounds fair enough. The average #eco Tuggers fan will be drifting away, stoned out of his mind listening to '70s rock for the duration of the kid's career.

 

[frggr]

I was listening to 774 this past weekend when the commentators mentioned a 17thmond player who had just received his jumper: Steely Green.

They said that his mother named him after the legendary American duo/band Steely Dan.

Someone should have told Steely’s mum where Steely Dan got their name from.

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs.

In the novel, Steely Dan is a METAL DILDO, I kid you not. I know this because I’m a huge Burroughs fan and have read most of his work.

Imagine the look on Steely Green’s face when, one day, someone tells him the truth

Certain bay flogs know this because they're huge dildo fans

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Steely Dan was originally a character in a novel, The Soft Machine, by the great American writer William S. Burroughs

Pretty sure Steely Dan is from The Naked Lunch

Maybe you're thinking of another prog rock/jazz band, Soft Machine

 

[catscratchfever]

Certain bay flogs know this because they're huge dildo fans

Do you mean certain flogs like dildos a lot or only very large dildos?

 

[Feraligatr]

Shadeau Brain is a pretty interesting one.
One of 13 kids too.

 

[frggr]

Do you mean certain flogs like dildos a lot or only very large dildos?

The latter

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Do you mean certain flogs like dildos a lot or only very large dildos?

What about steel(y) dildos ? A favourite toy of many a Richmond flog I hear

 

[the avoca drover]

Wiley Buzzer was a good name, sounded like a Road Runner cartoon character.

 

[frggr]

Wiley Buzzer was a good name, sounded like a Road Runner cartoon character.

Great dildo name too