Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[RookiePick]

Good start by knocking them over.

Really need Bancroft and Whiteman to go big again as not much faith in the rest.

Nice! I thought we would have a small 1st innings deficit to make up.

Just need the dazzler to stay away for as long as possible from here.

 

[RookiePick]

I deserve this.

 

[Doashuey]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 

[Dazzler9]

Nice! I thought we would have a small 1st innings deficit to make up.

Just need the dazzler to stay away for as long as possible from here.

"The" Dazzler

 

[TY24]

Keys re: your post in the old thread, completely agree that it should be given out, it's just one of crickets many weird and wonderful quirks.

 

[Truckosaurus]

"The" Dazzler

Next minute Batman has broken your arm and sent you to Arkham.

 

[FKASC]

RIP state dominance

 

[RookiePick]

FFS. I literally checked the score 15 minutes ago and we've shazzlered the bed.

 

[Dazzler9]

Tassie on the verge of victory here too, so looking good for hosting rights this year.

 

[Tugga27]

RIP state dominance

Yep
Can't see us winning the Shield or Marsh Cup this year.

Have literally 2 good bats in this line up.

 

[Ochre]

180+ is defendable on a pitch that's had 250 max for the game.

 

[FKASC]

Rocco already our second best batter

 

[RookiePick]

Funny old pitch. Is it playing up? The ball by ball looks like everyone is slogging few and going out like there is no point in trying to play yourself in.

I guess we'll find out if we have enough shortly!

 

[Barrybran]

How about South Africa, hey?

 

[THE A5]

Think Sunderland has talent but to me yesterday’s performance didn’t do anything to scream he is a future gun for Aus. That said Australian cricket in recent years have had so many guys dominate the state leagues and not gone on to solidifying themselves into Aussie players. This just frels like Gerald having a hard on for a Victorian.

 

[Forward Press]

Think Sunderland has talent but to me yesterday’s performance didn’t do anything to scream he is a future gun for Aus. That said Australian cricket in recent years have had so many guys dominate the state leagues and not gone on to solidifying themselves into Aussie players. This just frels like Gerald having a hard on for a Victorian.
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I completely agree.

 

[THE A5]

I completely agree.

I’m actually a Ms

 

[FKASC]

The A5 = Ms Avishka

 

[KBLT]

Wyllie needs a nice long stint in grade cricket.

 

[RookiePick]

I’m actually a Ms

Dhoni?

 

[Tugga27]

Anyone else surprised/staggered that Australia's T20 cricketer of the year Jason Behrendorff missed the squad for NZ?
And what is Steve Smith doing there?

 

[THE A5]

Anyone else surprised/staggered that Australia's T20 cricketer of the year Jason Behrendorff missed the squad for NZ?
And what is Steve Smith doing there?

4 pace bowlers picked and while stiff 3 of them our our best pace bowlers. Ellis line ball but he is younger so don’t hate that idea. Smith i can handle but wtf is stoinis doing there

 

[KBLT]

Jeez, I'd have reviewed that in a second, looked like a big edge.

 

[Truckosaurus]

If Smith decided to field first in the hopes of batting under lights, the Windies have outsmarted him.

 

[Nuke Fremantle]

Morris trudges off without completing the over. Side issue apparently (going by Cricinfo).

He's making a habit of breaking down at precisely the wrong time. Cost him a place in the Ashes squad last year. The test squad for the NZ tour is soon to named.

Richardson, Kelly, Morris. Have our cricketers been training with West Coast?