The off topic thread 4.0

[WealstoneRaider]

We are all going to get it at some stage over the next 5 years apparently.

They should have a vaccine within 2 years so no. At least you won’t if you have flu jabs

 

[Fwoy]

We are all going to get it at some stage over the next 5 years apparently.

we are all the walking dead

 

[glenferry23]

Staggering.

 

[Loonerty]

Staggering.

It just boggles the mind, why are people freaking the **** out about toilet paper?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Staggering.

Gold help us all if Australia faces the peak of a real crisis, and I'm not even religious.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

If the WHO declares a global pandemic (which it already is anyway), I fear for us here in Australia, people will literally lose the plot and clear supermarkets bare!!

Absolute madness.

 

[RPCB]

So much for Woolworths limit of 4. They should have signage all around their TP section that there is a limit of 4 otherwise customers won’t be served.

****ing nuts.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Probably a good time to have a look at the equities market back home. Must be some juicy option pricing in consumer staples.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

So much for Woolworths limit of 4. They should have signage all around their TP section that there is a limit of 4 otherwise customers won’t be served.

******* nuts.

Keep them out the back and make people queue for them. Bring them out 4 packets at a time.

 

[RPCB]

Keep them out the back and make people queue for them. Bring them out 4 packets at a time.

I had the same thought the other day. If these supermarkets have the space to keep all their TP out the back and can hire the manpower for that specific task, by all means. Otherwise we will just be seeing this more and more often and this one was filmed, so likely not the first such occurrence of such violence lately.

I’d rather take a dump in the toilet and then take a shower straight away if I didn’t have TP than make a complete fool of myself by playing tug of war with toilet paper. Embarrassing stuff.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

I had the same thought the other day. If these supermarkets have the space to keep all their TP out the back and can hire the manpower for that specific task, by all means. Otherwise we will just be seeing this more and more often and this one was filmed, so likely not the first such occurrence of such violence lately.

I’d rather take a dump in the toilet and then take a shower straight away if I didn’t have TP than make a complete fool of myself by playing tag of war with toilet paper. Embarrassing stuff.

Well the idea is that these campaigners are forced to queue and purposely served slowly. Ideally have 2 queues with a sign at the front which reads 'shitpaper queue for greedy campaigners who want 4 packets' and the other which reads 'toilet paper queue for normal people who want 1 packet'.

How much is the herald sun these days? Surely cheaper than toilet paper and a better use of it than reading the bloody thing.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

 

[RPCB]

At least the Irish are doing this the right way. Drink yourselves silly.

 

[Bojan KantKick]

 

[Bojan KantKick]

 

[Loonerty]

 

[glenferry23]

Gold help us all if Australia faces the peak of a real crisis, and I'm not even religious.

It just boggles the mind, why are people freaking the fu** out about toilet paper?

It genuinely saddens me, that it’s come to this. That was unbelievable footage, grown women going at it over toilet paper.

Fully expecting to see these ladies “tell their side of the story” on today tonight/a current affair by Monday/Tuesday.

 

[RPCB]

It genuinely saddens me, that it’s come to this. That was unbelievable footage, grown women going at it over toilet paper.

Fully expecting to see these ladies “tell their side of the story” on today tonight/a current affair by Monday/Tuesday.

It really is sad that some people are this mad. How long until staff members are attacked in the same way when the store doesn’t have TP and some nutcase won’t take “we’ve run out” for an answer? It must be scary to even shop at a major supermarket these days.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

It genuinely saddens me, that it’s come to this. That was unbelievable footage, grown women going at it over toilet paper.

Fully expecting to see these ladies “tell their side of the story” on today tonight/a current affair by Monday/Tuesday.

Today tonight and a current affair are shocking, absolutely shocking, the people going nuts stocking up on toilet paper would be the ones who watch that fake news crap.

 

[Fwoy]

Today tonight and a current affair are shocking, absolutely shocking, the people going nuts stocking up on toilet paper would be the ones who watch that fake news crap.

hasn’t Today Tonight been gone for nearly 10 years?

 

[RPCB]

hasn’t Today Tonight been gone for nearly 10 years?

I had to google it, ended in 2014 in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane, and last year in Adelaide and Perth. I literally had no idea until you said it, so I thought they were still running. They all look the same shit.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Lol I had no idea either, thought it was still going.

 

[RPCB]

Lol I had no idea either, thought it was still going.

I could have swore that I had it on the TV in the background plenty of times in the last few years. LOL.

 

[glenferry23]

Well there you go, I genuinely wouldn’t have known today tonight has ceased. All those shows, including the morning shows, blend in for me. Can’t really tell the difference between them.

 

[Zidane98]

glenferry23 Bojan KantKick kicking myself I didn't get on shorting oil markets. Oil has collapsed down to $45 / barrell since the corona virus outbreak with a huge drop in demand.

Someone somewhere must have made a fortune out of it.