Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Trewth]

Sorry to hear about your dog charcolechaddy, horrible news.

 

[Boss351]

Why do peoples general standards drop as soon as they enter a public toilet? I mean do they wiz on the floor or leave an unflushed log & toilet paper stuck to the wall at home it's redonkulous!!

have only used a public toilet once since primary school, timed my bowels in high school to before school and after, the stench of shit, stale smoke and probably jizz turned my guts to last a life time.

so up until recently when I had no choice, had to do a urine sample (pre admission) at the Royal Adelaide hospital, trying to pee into that little cup, as I timed my squirt I noticed my shoes being squelchy, some bugger had peed all over the floor, so being me and probably risking my health I wiped up the floor so some other ill person didn't slip over, another thing didn't realise until after the pee that because I used the cubicle my head was 3 feet above the cubicle wall, hate to think what other patrons must have been thinking with me cursing under my breath and the disgusted look on my face

 

[Power Girl]

What a shit day, come home and my dog is ******* dead.

**** lifes curve balls .......

I am so sorry for your loss. Doggies are the best part of this universe. I lost my dog earlier this year and it sucks. I hate my dog free life

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Dogs are like us in many ways

 

[raman]

Don't talk to me about public toilets unless you've been trekking in Nepal.

 

[Burningleviathan]

What a shit day, come home and my dog is ******* dead.

**** lifes curve balls .......

My sympathies. Totally devastating.
I don't even want to think about what I'll be like when mine goes.

 

[Lagooner]

Don't talk to me about public toilets unless you've been trekking in Nepal.

Yeah public toilets are pretty good for the most part here in Australia.

I got locked in a public toilet in Central America by some dodgy campaigner looking to rob my car for 5 nervous minutes. At least I was in the right place to be shitting myself.

 

[Portia]

Don't talk to me about public toilets unless you've been trekking in Nepal.

I've used toilets that are literally a hole in a shack that you squat over to crap directly into a Jakarta canal, whacha got to beat that

 

[raman]

I've used toilets that are literally a hole in a shack that you squat over to crap directly into a Jakarta canal, whacha got to beat that

Replace the canal with a pile in a recessed river bank that you can see and smell from a couple of hundred metres away.

 

[Andre]

That's him in my AV , he was a ******* superstar, my best mate my kids protector and my shadow.

I haven't gotten another dog since my rottie had to be put down years ago. He always wanted to be an inside dog, so I now have his ashes in an urn near my desk. I think the old fart would have loved that.

 

[Dylan8]

I've used toilets that are literally a hole in a shack that you squat over to crap directly into a Jakarta canal, whacha got to beat that

Replace the canal with a pile in a recessed river bank that you can see and smell from a couple of hundred metres away.

Sounds terrible. I'm never leaving Philly Melbourne, bad shit happens out there.

 

[Portia]

Replace the canal with a pile in a recessed river bank that you can see and smell from a couple of hundred metres away.

Thats a draw at best, Jakarta always smells like shit

 

[raman]

Thats a draw at best, Jakarta always smells like shit

Yeah but if you're gonna go to Indonesia...

I'll take the draw because the toilets in Nepal are separated by miles and miles of the freshest air in the world.

 

[bomberclifford]

Don't talk to me about public toilets unless you've been trekking in Nepal.

Damn you. I thought I'd wiped that from my memory.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

edgie AC/DC Music Custom Airbrushed Toilet Seat, ( 2 Designs to chose from) Premium Lid, Rock Band, Bathroom Art!!! £51.51

 

[I Dont Care]

What a shit day, come home and my dog is ******* dead.

**** lifes curve balls .......

I feel your pain man. Dogs really are mans best mates, it's just sad that we outlive a few of them in our lives

 

[Eddie Dingle]

edgie AC/DC Music Custom Airbrushed Toilet Seat, ( 2 Designs to chose from) Premium Lid, Rock Band, Bathroom Art!!! £51.51

I'd shit on that.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That's him in my AV , he was a ******* superstar, my best mate my kids protector and my shadow.

I still miss Rooster.

It's been almost 10 years.

 

[I Dont Care]

Don't talk to me about public toilets unless you've been trekking in Nepal.

Or been to one of those whole in the ground toilets, like that time I was passing through the Pilliga Forest. I was just going to have a piss in one and the most godforsaken smell hit my nostrils. I mean this smell could have been a weapon of mass destruction....it was insane. On a scale of one to 10 and 10 being a sun baked bloated roadkill pig that just exploded, this was an 18. Needless to say I ran into my car and sped off to Coonabarabran or Narrabri or whatever town I was heading to for a toilet

 

[Quadzilla]

What a shit day, come home and my dog is ******* dead.

**** lifes curve balls .......

Thats a bugga

 

[I Dont Care]

I still miss Rooster.

It's been almost 10 years.

Bindi has been gone 20 years. I still dream about him

 

[AlbertonBloke]

Speaking of awful vocal performances....try listening to this without cringing

Why is it when someone drops a link with something like worst ever performance or cringeworthy i cant help myself and check it out. It was part spoken word/wailing and old guy out of breath.

 

[Magus]

Just to lighten the mood a little bit, this is my girl <3

 

[edgie]

edgie AC/DC Music Custom Airbrushed Toilet Seat, ( 2 Designs to chose from) Premium Lid, Rock Band, Bathroom Art!!! £51.51

No thanks Jim. My partner has Crohns disease. It wouldn't be safe.

 

[Power Girl]

Quick poll: Who here hopes "Cardinal Pell" aka ****er who doesn't give a shit about any other person on the planet especially those with the least power to protect themselves dies a slow and painful death … apart from me of course?