Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Full Credit]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-13/teenagers-named-in-port-squad/5319654?section=sport

 

[jonasshirtfront]

Looks shopped

 

[I Dont Care]

Does the idiot ever learn? Can a cow change its spots?

Just now on ABC Kern declared that preseason form should not be taken as clear indication, camera cuts to Slops at the season launch, "Only 3 teams have remained undefeated this year so far, one of them is us."

I'm afraid he now has full blown Mad Cow disease....there's no coming back...ever. After his career is over AKA the mob tar and feather him out of the state, the only productive thing he will have on his resume will be a recipe for apricot slice and a diploma for Impressing The Media With Mediocrity

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Who the **** is this pimping a prison bar singlet at Soundwave ??

 

[Kickpuncher]

Looks shopped

It's not I swear.

 

[Ebert80]

"Winning form is good form" - can you see where he's going with this?

http://au.news.yahoo.com/sa/video/watch/21964452/crow-andy-otten-injures-knee/ *Inspirational speech commences around 37 seconds through*

 

[I Dont Care]

It's not I swear.

Crap. Twiggy's head is on the wrong end of the unicorn...everyone knows he's a horses arse

 

[RonSon]

Dont forget bday gifts fellas

Just make the birthday gifts the years you remember are memorable enough that the ones you forget don't matter.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Just make the birthday gifts the years you remember are memorable enough that the ones you forget don't matter.

Ahh Experience ...you cant buy it...

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

3 guys walk into bar....buy drinks and split the bill 3 ways evenly totalling $30

but the barmen gives them a $5 discount...

But the bitch bar maid takes $2 out of that $5 for herself


Now left with $3 technically instead of paying 10 each they pay $9 each

3 x 9 is 27....plus the $2 the bitch bar maid took .....question is where did the extra $1 go

 

[Kickpuncher]

3 guys walk into bar....buy drinks and split the bill 3 ways evenly totalling $30

but the barmen gives them a $5 discount...

But the bitch bar maid takes $2 out of that $5 for herself


Now left with $3 technically instead of paying 10 each they pay $9 each

3 x 9 is 27....plus the $2 the bitch bar maid took .....question is where did the extra $1 go

Pokies.

 

[Doctor Feel]

CAN'T EVEN FILL THEIR SEASON LAUNCH, DISGRACE, WHERE ARE THE BAY COVERS LOLOLOL

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

CAN'T EVEN FILL THEIR SEASON LAUNCH, DISGRACE, WHERE ARE THE BAY COVERS LOLOLOL

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Lol.....

That logo....where have I seen it before....oh yeah

 

[Kickpuncher]

3 guys walk into bar....buy drinks and split the bill 3 ways evenly totalling $30

but the barmen gives them a $5 discount...

But the bitch bar maid takes $2 out of that $5 for herself


Now left with $3 technically instead of paying 10 each they pay $9 each

3 x 9 is 27....plus the $2 the bitch bar maid took .....question is where did the extra $1 go

But srsly...

Guys hand Barman $30 = $30
Barman gives $5 discount = $25
Bitch maid takes $2 and gives $3 back to guys.

Bitch Maid has $2
Guys get $3 back
Barman $25 for the drinks
= $30

They'd be paying like $8.33 each not $9?

I dunno... I hate riddles.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

But srsly...

Guys hand Barman $30 = $30
Barman gives $5 discount = $25
Bitch maid takes $2 and gives $3 back to guys.

Bitch Maid has $2
Guys get $3 back
Barman $25 for the drinks
= $30

They'd be paying like $8.33 each not $9?

I dunno... I hate riddles.

No riddle

The answer is BIMDAS

 

[Kickpuncher]

No riddle

The answer is BIMDAS

Maths was never my strong suit...

I just feel like you should be adding instead of multiplying.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The answer is salma hayek.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Maths was never my strong suit...

I just feel like you should be adding instead of multiplying.

Yeah the way its written it forces you not to use the bimdas rule....

...but you did well in your answer you got it right

 

[PepeSilvia]

Saw Limbo tonight at the fringe. ****ing insane show.

 

[Kickpuncher]

So most of my friends have just turned 20. 4 of the females I know are pregnant and two of them are engaged.

This is definitely going to end well.

/back to watching cat videos.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So most of my friends have just turned 20. 4 of the females I know are pregnant and two of them are engaged.

This is definitely going to end well.

/back to watching cat videos.

Are you / your friends socioeconomically challenged?

Or are they just plain stupid?

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

So most of my friends have just turned 20. 4 of the females I know are pregnant and two of them are engaged.

This is definitely going to end well.

/back to watching cat videos.

Divorce is up to 70% these days

 

[Kickpuncher]

Are you / your friends socioeconomically challenged?

Or are they just plain stupid?

95% of them are stupid.

One I was surprised about, because I grew up with them and she always said how she never wanted kids. Dat unplanned pregnancy.

 

[Ningo]

Just got home from QOTSA, what a ****ing amazing show, what an encore...

NIN were ok, just didn't really know many of their songs, but everyone was singing along to hurt which they closed with.

Fantastic night, ears will be ringing for a while, haven't listened to music that loud, ever.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just got home from QOTSA, what a ******* amazing show, what an encore...

NIN were ok, just didn't really know many of their songs, but everyone was singing along to hurt which they closed with.

Fantastic night, ears will be ringing for a while, haven't listened to music that loud, ever.

Casual fan alert.