Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Trewth]

I seriously hope you banged lady montilyet, screw the rest.

She's a tough nut to crack. I boned Cassandra

 

[Steve Dore]

Back to religion.

 

[faquito]

Oh, I was never allowed to go to a lock-in!

The olds didn't like Timezone and the riff-raff that hung around there.

Like me...

Admit it, you were just intimidated by the Asians dominating the DDR machine.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I might even pop down to Adelaide for this.

http://www.adelaidefestival.com.au/2015/music/gavin_bryars_ensemble_with_guests

 

[Power Girl]

God i hate this thread. Every now and then i wander back to it and then regret it. In other threads i read many of you come across as intelligent, articulate, caring and passionate people (aka Port supporters) but then i read this and realise you're all 12 and i should really go and do something more meaningful with my life ...

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

God i hate this thread. Every now and then i wander back to it and then regret it. In other threads i read many of you come across as intelligent, articulate, caring and passionate people (aka Port supporters) but then i read this and realise you're all 12 and i should really go and do something more meaningful with my life ...

I for one am ashamed of myself and will make it a mission of mine to clean up my act and the acts of my peers so that your next visit is a more pleasurable one and so that we can see you around here more often to lay upon us your wisdom in which we so desperately beseech

 

[Eddie Dingle]

God i hate this thread. Every now and then i wander back to it and then regret it. In other threads i read many of you come across as intelligent, articulate, caring and passionate people (aka Port supporters) but then i read this and realise you're all 12 and i should really go and do something more meaningful with my life ...

poo vomit wee vagina.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

God i hate this thread. Every now and then i wander back to it and then regret it. In other threads i read many of you come across as intelligent, articulate, caring and passionate people (aka Port supporters) but then i read this and realise you're all 12 and i should really go and do something more meaningful with my life ...

Have you tried vidya games

 

[I Dont Care]

Sometimes..I wish I was 12

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

Hate when you're trying to quietly release a fart in the office but it gets stuck and you end up pushing too hard and it makes a louder noise than if you let it come as it wanted to in the first place. Worst.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Remember folks.. middle age middle class americans once believed Elvis Presley played the devils music it's only slighty more ridiculous than video games impinging on reality.

Jailhouse Rock contains the following lyrics:

Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"


tell me again that's not the devil's music

 

[Grave Danger]

Hate when you're trying to quietly release a fart in the office but it gets stuck and you end up pushing too hard and it makes a louder noise than if you let it come as it wanted to in the first place. Worst.

That's not quite a 'Pooraka' (thankfully) - what you describe is a 'Mawson Leak'.

 

[tribey]

Hate when you're trying to quietly release a fart in the office but it gets stuck and you end up pushing too hard and it makes a louder noise than if you let it come as it wanted to in the first place. Worst.

Paging s00z. She'll need a shamwow diaper for this beauty.

 

[Steve Dore]

God i hate this thread. Every now and then i wander back to it and then regret it. In other threads i read many of you come across as intelligent, articulate, caring and passionate people (aka Port supporters) but then i read this and realise you're all 12 and i should really go and do something more meaningful with my life ...

Surely you realise that the only difference between 12 year old boys and men is the amount of money we have to spend on toys.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So Steve Smiths middle name is "Devereux"

Epic.

 

[Grave Danger]

So Steve Smiths middle name is "Devereux"

Epic.

Played footy/cricket against a bloke whose middle name was Spring. He was born in Alice Springs, so Spring was probably more appropriate than Alice (in those days).

 

[Quadzilla]

Played footy/cricket against a bloke whose middle name was Spring. He was born in Alice Springs, so Spring was probably more appropriate than Alice (in those days).

Alice. ... who the fcuk is spring?

 

[Quadzilla]

So Steve Smiths middle name is "Devereux"

Epic.

... have to call him skippy?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Played footy/cricket against a bloke whose middle name was Spring. He was born in Alice Springs, so Spring was probably more appropriate than Alice (in those days).

I played footy in Darwin with Cy Tracy Bush and Kingswood Drjdij.

 

[Grave Danger]

Alice. ... who the fcuk is spring?

He was quite well off in the avoirdupois department, so 'Spring' seemed even more ludicrous.

 

[I Dont Care]

Played footy/cricket against a bloke whose middle name was Spring. He was born in Alice Springs, so Spring was probably more appropriate than Alice (in those days).

Alice Cooper says hello

 

[Quadzilla]

The world's gone mad ... eight children stabbed to death in Cairns

http://m.smh.com.au/national/cairns-stabbing-eight-children-dead-20141219-12ap2x.html

Eight children have been found dead in the suburb of Manoora in Cairns, Queensland Police have confirmed.

Police were called to the house in Murray Street about 11.20am following reports of a woman with serious injuries.

During an examination, police found the bodies of the children, all aged between 18 months and 15 years.

 

[I Dont Care]

... have to call him skippy?

Or Ed

 

[I Dont Care]

The world's gone mad ... eight children stabbed to death in Cairns

http://m.smh.com.au/national/cairns-stabbing-eight-children-dead-20141219-12ap2x.html

Eight children have been found dead in the suburb of Manoora in Cairns, Queensland Police have confirmed.

Police were called to the house in Murray Street about 11.20am following reports of a woman with serious injuries.

During an examination, police found the bodies of the children, all aged between 18 months and 15 years.

 

[bomberclifford]

... have to call him skippy?

Full points for obscure reference.