The SC&P rollcall

[Mr Q]

Well, on the back of Croc's Rabid-right post, I reckon its time we put all the regulars in a pidgeon hole:

Rabid Right:
Distinguishing features:
- Love of John Howard
- Dislike of the UN
- Ranting about union corruption
- Liberal use of the term "manboobs"
- Desire to pollute the world
Members:
- medusala
- Frodo
- Ray Nolan
- Tim56
- bunsen "swinging voter" burner
- David Voutupal
- PerthCrow
- blueboy83
- 3rdEchelon
- OB1

Ultra-Rabid Right:
Distinguishing features:
- Make the Rabid Right look like members of Midnight Oil
- residence under bridges
Members:
- agitator
- noodnuts
- MGREG
- eastaugh36
- Black Panther

The Jewish Lobby
Distinguishing features:
- As for rabid (or ultra-rabid) right, plus the desire to have Ariel Sharon's lovechildren:
Members:
- MillerCHF
- Bananabender
- ^Eagle^

The Evangelists
Distinguishing features:
- Belief everyone else on the board is going to hell
- Membership of PETA
Members:
- Birdy
- Rookie

The Neo-cons
Distinguishing features:
- Exclusive focus on international affairs
- Use of the term pseud
- Excessive use of cut-and-paste
- Accusing others of being Baathist sympathisers
- Warmongers
- Hatred of the UN despite regular use of Resolution 1442
Members:
- GuruJane,
- Hawkforce

The Loony Left
Distinguishing features:
- Disbelief in Coalition economic credentials,
- Hatred of America
- Belief USA is in Iraq for oil
- Apparent Baathist sympathy
- Nutter Greenies
- Possible chance of becoming a moderator
Members:
- FunkyFreo
- Freo Big Fella
- Moo
- mantis
- DaveW
- Groves
- Mr Q
- Pessimistic
- CharlieG
- afc9798
- Jim Boy
- BlueMark
- 1jasonoz
- RogerC
- Mark Perica
- pazza
- hoss
- MightyFighting
- Goldenblue
- M29
- Dry Rot
- WA ROO
- docker_azza
- Port1978
- Mossie

The Ultra-loony Left
Distinguishing features:
- Make the Loony Left look like Margaret Thatcher
- residence next to ultra-rabid right under bridges
- possible fear of farmers
Members:
- crocodileman
- dan_warna
- demon_dave

The Stalinists
Distinguishing features:
- Loony leftist
- Inexplicable defence of Joseph Stalin
Members:
- Bombers 2003

Members of the Jihad
Distinguishing features:
- Dislike of the neo-cons
- Hatred of Israel
- Full membership of the Loony Left
- Quoting the Quran
Members:
- Lestat
- ah_19

Madmen
Distinguishing features:
- Totally unpredicatable posts
- Complete idiocy
- Rambling without point
- Total inability to debate
- not loved as a child?
Members:
- notenoughteams

Unpredictable Troll
Distinguishing features:
- Trolls all possible groups
- Enjoys spanking members of Madmen group
Members:
- skipper kelly
- otaku
- MonkeyButterer

Ok, who have I left out, and what other features can you think of?

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[crocodileman]

Excellent - top marks!

Now I really know who to attack!

Something tells me the quality of threads/posts is improving on here of late!

 

[skipper kelly]

Cmon MrQ, me and Notenoughloveasachild are dimensions apart. My ramblings always have a point at the end..

 

[feher]

If I could choose one of those I would take The Neo-cons but I don't know as much as my fellow hawks (I think hawkforce is a hawk at least), so I tend to stay out, but agree with a lot of their views, and I also support the war in Iraq etc.

 

[UNIT]

Just curious where id fit on that list Croc.......where you reckon?.

 

[CharlieG]

Well, on the back of Croc's Rabid-right post, I reckon its time we put all the regulars in a pidgeon hole:

Ok, who have I left out, and what other features can you think of?

I nominate Mightyfighting as a member of the 'Loony Left'.

Demon_Dave as a member of the 'Ultra-loony Left'.

 

[MightyFighting]

I notice you've categorised everyone as a lunatic. That'll come in handy if we ever decide to set up a business that sells household appliances.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

A few need to be moved down from the 'Loony Left' to the 'Ultra-Loony Left'.

Otherwise spot on (from one who reads, but rarely posts).

 

[- PC -]

[snip]

Thank you for that but please

Rabid Right:
Distinguishing features:
- Love of John Howard
- Dislike of the UN
- Ranting about union corruption
- Liberal use of the term "manboobs"
- Desire to pollute the world
Members:
- medusala
- Frodo
- Ray Nolan
- Tim56
- bunsen "swinging voter" burner
- David Voutupal

A love of JWH? NO NO NO NO

As to disliking the UN? I think its relevance is fading yes but its been overtaken by ''big'' multinationals '' and the economic power and abuse of such.

- Belief USA is in Iraq for oil...now thats what I think..and that the lies to get us and the US into Iraq will stop Australia and the US from ever leaving without there been severe terrorist retribution.

Where were the centrists? Those of us who dont follow party line but have some semblance of choice and the ability to recognise when we are wrong?

 

[skipper kelly]

Surely Dan must get a mention on the left side of something.

 

[crocodileman]

Just curious where id fit on that list Croc.......where you reckon?.

I don't know about that list Unit, but I think your head would fit nicely between two bricks!

 

[hoss]

I must be a centrist - one of the non-loonies.



And I wouldn't have Otaku on the loony left list - would have thought he was closer to the rabid right.

 

[UNIT]

I like think of myself as a judge each situation on its own merits'ist.
Croc you are truly a joke.

 

[crocodileman]

I like think of myself as a judge each situation on its own merits'ist.
Croc you are truly a joke.

Can someone please put this post into English.

 

[pazza]

Loony leftist?

Centre-leftist with some understanding of community if you must!!!

 

[Freo Big Fella]

Very nice Q.

 

[Mr Q]

I must be a centrist - one of the non-loonies.



And I wouldn't have Otaku on the loony left list - would have thought he was closer to the rabid right.

You don't get out that easily hoss. Your membership application for the Loony Left has been processed and accepted.

(Actually what is it with Freo supporters and that particular group)

Otaku? Flips from one group to the other. I should have created a "NET Spanking Team" group for him.

Surely Dan must get a mention on the left side of something.

How could I forget dan?

 

[Goldenblue]

Ok, who have I left out, and what other features can you think of?

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Me.

 

[hoss]

You can chuck eastaugh36, BlueBoy83 and Black Panther on the rabid right.

 

[Mr Q]

Loony leftist?

Centre-leftist with some understanding of community if you must!!!

That's what I said - Loony left.

Its how everyone else sees you . That's why there's Loony Left and Ultra-Loony Left.

GB. You're a hard one to fit in. How about provisional membership of the Loony Left (its the most common grouping after all) and see how you go?

 

[hoss]

Dear God (Mr Q)

Can we please find a little friend for Birdy. They're all alone.

Amen.

 

[crocodileman]

You can chuck eastaugh36, BlueBoy83 and Black Panther on the rabid right.

I certainly did in my thread Hoss!

 

[bunsen burner]

Rabid Right:
- bunsen "swinging voter" burner

Sorry champ, wrong pigeon hole. Just because I spend a lot of time knocking the rabid left doesn't mean I'm the opposite. I spend a fair portion of time knocking the rabid right too. Not surprised that you didn't notice that though.

 

[Rookie]

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Where do I fit in?

 

[CharlieG]

Sorry champ, wrong pigeon hole. Just because I spend a lot of time knocking the rabid left doesn't mean I'm the opposite. I spend a fair portion of time knocking the rabid right too. Not surprised that you didn't notice that though.

Missed the point, huh?

DaveW isn't 'loony left', nor is AFC9798. It's all about perception. And the perception, whether you like it or not and whether you agree with it or not, is that you're a right-wing pest.