Game The thread where you cannot reply to anyone in under 30 days. Except for mods.

[Elmer_Hauser]

There should be a prize (aka a badge) awarded for any flogs left standing in this comp after 30 days

 

[zackah]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

 

[Stronzo]

3 from 3 there.

If only they were suspensions.

 

[Jazny]

Robbie Williams sounds awful. The only reason he panders to AFL fans and pretends to like the game or care about Carlton is to try and rip off the AFL again to pay him millions to sing out of tune during the grand final.

 

[zackah]

Tasmania has 3 real members and 199,997 fake ones because they are a fake football team from a fake state that no one GAF about.

 

[Jazny]

Remember when the Essendon Same Olds toured Tasmania and got thumped by our state team? (some of you boomers probably actually remember). Not even in the league yet and have a win against the convicted drug cheats and double their membership

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Tasmania have never produced a celebrity of person of note world wide since Errol Flynn

 

[Jazny]

Proud Tasmanian girl Ariarne Titmus breaking the world record yet again How embarrassing that the only world record Carlton would ever hold is for the most gang shootings.

 

[zackah]

^^ Go Queensland!!!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Has anyone here not a Puff Puff Pixie Elf even heard of Ariarne Titmus and how do you pronounce her surname anyway

 

[Jazny]

Queensland does not hold the record for most gang shootings, but it does hold the record for the most cringey sports fans. And no not because of the shouts of "QUEENSLANDER!!!" during the state of origin, but solely because Zackah lives there.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads, I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still alive

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Dustin Martin is the unrivalled greatest player of all time because he is the unrivalled greatest finals player of all time.
All -Australian selections are severely overated as they do not include finals games but DO include meaningless games against teams like North Melbourne.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Jazny is melting!

 

[Dinsdale]

I like how the Hawfs v Rihcmunt game is getting big airplay due to the milestone man, CJ 50 games. And some umpire guy who is good at running backwards for 400 games.

 

[Jazny]

I have noticed quite a lot that when I win an online argument, people say I am melting.

 

[Stronzo]

This is the perfect Fred for passive aggressive poster like Jazny

 

[frggr]

Richmunt supporters are so easily triggered. I honestly reckon someone should do a PhD on the psychological fragility of Richmond supporters from 1990 onwards.

 

[Mofra]

Tim tams are overrated

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Mint Chocolate and Ice Cream is the worst, esp drumsticks

 

[zackah]

Whilst I accept it may be difficult for some, lets try and keep it above the toilet humour 6 year olds find funny

 

[Stronzo]

For those who missed it, someone reflected that they don’t want to go out with their better half if they know they’d already gone to the loo.

Quite a fascinating topic from and anthropological POV.

 

[catscratchfever]

Australia consistently produces the worst, most incompetent adjudicators in a number of sports - but especially footy and soccer.

There’s a reason there has only been one Australian referee in charge of a World Cup finals match. Chris Bainbridge lasted 1 game and was so pathetic he was banished from that level for the rest of his career - which wasn't long seeing as he hung up his whistle in 1991 (surprising no one!). That shambles justifiably sullied our refs’ reputations forever.

And I have one word for AFL umpires: woeful!

I don’t buy this rubbish about it being a difficult game to umpire. My 4-year-old could do a better job of it than the prize pimple-ars* turkey maggots that are currently employed to run around in their sh*tty fluorescent clown costumes. Our sc*mpires are a protected species of useless, clueless ponces, aided and abetted by the AFL and its compliant meedya suckholes. I know it and you know it.

Our match officials suck. Prove me wrong.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]