Certified Legendary Thread The Welching thread

[pantskyle]

This is just complete bollocks. When did you warn me about the badge? I never saw that.

You ain't a Pom. If you are, you've been away from the place for so long that you have forgotten what it means

Born and bred Lutonian, mate.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urs-version-1-1.1142834/page-45#post-46451019

And you quoted it dingus.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urs-version-1-1.1142834/page-45#post-46451114

 

[WealstoneRaider]

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Born and bred Lutonian, mate.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urs-version-1-1.1142834/page-45#post-46451019

And you quoted it dingus.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...urs-version-1-1.1142834/page-45#post-46451114

Luton? Makes sense you are a United fan I 'spose.

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Is that why there's so few of them around

I like to keep the boards clean. No place for riff raff in these parts, it's a happy place.

It's NUFC Tiger , he campaigned for Sack Pardew and Sack Ashley, so that makes him the biggest campaigner!

Sunderland have fans here? Which poor sods would torment themselves to such pain?

Well given things are looking on the up on the Toon front (for now), maybe I need to turn the old sack torch towards some of the folks at my other beloved club...

 

[pantskyle]

Luton? Makes sense you are a United fan I 'spose.

And you supporting Spurs makes sense as to why you're a welcher.

 

[WealstoneRaider]

And you supporting Spurs makes sense as to why you're a welcher.

Least. I support a club in my city.

Glory hunting campaigner

 

[pantskyle]

Least. I support a club in my city.

Glory hunting campaigner

I do support Luton. I was only born into it, not raised, most of my life I've been in this glorious country called Australia, the country you hate.

Glory Glory Man United!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Luton? Makes sense you are a United fan I 'spose.

Well, if you're going to make that bet, may I suggest using this?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/47317130@N00/256624493/

It's Harry the Hatter! Luton's Mascot!

But there's something wrong about this one... he looks a little... different...?


(The Mascot is Harry the Hatter, but this is Stockpot's version. Making him claim his Luton roots combined with the Stockpot version makes it all the more funnier (for me, at least). Also, he does look a bit like LVG, so that's a combo right there.)

 

[Ratts of Tobruk]

On topic

Do you have anything from their tour-mates The Jam? Love a bit of Paul Wellcher.

Or those other English lads from Liverpool? Maybe Welcher Skelter?

 

[WealstoneRaider]

I do support Luton. I was only born into it, not raised, most of my life I've been in this glorious country called Australia, the country you hate.

Glory Glory Man United!

You said "born and bred" in Luton. You're not really a Pom, culturally you are Australian.

What a brave choice you made going for Man Utd. I have so much respect for those who go for the underdog. Nothing lamer than just going for the team who wins all the time. Respect

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Do you have anything from their tour-mates The Jam? Love a bit of Paul Wellcher.

Or those other English lads from Liverpool? Maybe Welcher Skelter?

Wow you really are the prize campaigner of these boards. I thought you was actually a decent poster once upon-a-time. This welching business has certainly opened my eyes

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Well, if you're going to make that bet, may I suggest using this?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/47317130@N00/256624493/

It's Harry the Hatter! Luton's Mascot!

But there's something wrong about this one... he looks a little... different...?


(The Mascot is Harry the Hatter, but this is Stockpot's version. Making him claim his Luton roots combined with the Stockpot version makes it all the more funnier (for me, at least). Also, he does look a bit like LVG, so that's a combo right there.)

Thanks FT.

Would everyone be happy for me to go with this?

 

[pantskyle]

You said "born and bred" in Luton. You're not really a Pom, culturally you are Australian.

What a brave choice you made going for Man Utd. I have so much respect for those who go for the underdog. Nothing lamer than just going for the team who wins all the time. Respect

I don't really care dude, as a kid in grade three I decided to follow United with a friend of mine, before that I followed Italy because I really like Baggio. Been a great journey

 

[WealstoneRaider]

I don't really care dude, as a kid in grade three I decided to follow United with a friend of mine, before that I followed Italy because I really like Baggio. Been a great journey

So courageous.

 

[WealstoneRaider]

Ok nighty night, hopefully talk tomorrow xx

 

[pantskyle]

So courageous.

Got tough for a little bit but I hung in, #SoBrave.

Ok nighty night, hopefully talk tomorrow xx

Night bud, xx.

 

[Cruyff14]

No one has even given me an avatar to upload.

You lot are just taking the piss

I have posted an avatar three times.

If you're going to lie do a good job of it FFS.

Get that av changed to the one I suggested.

NOW

That post is from Friday at 12.20.

I mentioned it first when pants quoted you back when the window shut. I mentioned it again later that day, and again twice or thrice in this thread.

So don't pull that garbage that nobody has offered you an avatar.

Here it is again. Get to it cobber.

 

[FAITH]

You can have mine if you like

who gave you that?

 

[Ratts of Tobruk]

Wow you really are the prize campaigner of these boards. I thought you was actually a decent poster once upon-a-time. This welching business has certainly opened my eyes

Yeah, probably. But it's irresistible as you keep trying to deny the obvious, even after heaps of posters including myself have pointed out the obvious; even after the solution to your problem has been offered over and over again. It's funny.

And, for what it's welch, thinking up puns is fun too. If you're genuinely getting annoyed maybe some harder rock would help?

'Welcher To The Jungle'? Or some Sepulwelcha? OK, I'll stop.

 

[SM]

Ha ha, and now he's going to make a bet of it!

Speaking of which, SM 's avatar... and your sig, (but not as much). The shame of it all... I hope something can be done about that the next time Hull meets Leicester.

What's wrong with my avatar?

 

[SM]

Well, if you want maximum pain:

Worst Arsenal player taking the mickey of Worst North London Club takes the cake.

I mean, you might as well go for the Nigel Pearson treatment after that.

I was at that game.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I heard there was a supreme welcher on this board.

What a welch.

 

[Cooldude]

This must be a record for the longest melt by an individual, this could be GB territory

 

[DemonJim]

Soccer welchers... is there anything worse?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

What's wrong with my avatar?

I find it of very bad taste of the highest degree. The very notion of it is beyond insulting! it pains just to look at it!

I will have it removed in... March, god damn it! Why must that match be so far away? I want payback now!