Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition

[MagpieExcalibur]

at one point in time we had 2 dukes of hazzard Beau McTackle of course and Trey Ruscoe P.Coltrane
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[JoinDate]

With Schultz now out with injury, he's a very strong contender to renew his position as outright whipping boy.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

With Schultz now out with injury, he's a very strong contender to renew his position as outright whipping boy.

The earliest it will happen is round 9 if (when) he misses a very easy kick for goal against Fragmantle. That could be his first game back depending on how he recovers from the hammy. It might be Geelong but.

 

[Vicky Park]

With Schultz now out with injury, he's a very strong contender to renew his position as outright whipping boy.

That Shoota allowed himself to get injured at training is enough for him to resume pole position in this thread.

I fear his three good games didn’t really happen, and that this board was subject to some kind of collective delusion where we convinced ourselves of his worth.

It was nice while it lasted.

 

[sr36]

That Shoota allowed himself to get injured at training is enough for him to resume pole position in this thread.

I fear his three good games didn’t really happen, and that this board was subject to some kind of collective delusion where we convinced ourselves of his worth.

It was nice while it lasted.

I think we stuffed up the last few weeks and forgot to focus on Schultz's flaws.

 

[Vicky Park]

I think we stuffed up the last few weeks and forgot to focus on Schultz's flaws.

Too true. It doesn’t suit us to see the worth of players. We’re much better complaining about a mistake that happened in round 10 last year.

 

[Dtennent94]

Sack the coaches and medicos who obviously rested the wrong players.

Why was Pendles sub? It should’ve been Shoota to prevent building up too many miles. Ticking time bomb waiting to happen when a bloke runs around that hard and that fast right up to the final siren.

 

[manicpie]

I check this thread every day and it just hasn't reached the heights of years gone by. This year has been a very disappointing year for whipping boys. We may never reach the glory days of Blair and Mayne again

 

[jmac70]

I check this thread every day and it just hasn't reached the heights of years gone by. This year has been a very disappointing year for whipping boys. We may never reach the glory days of Blair and Mayne again

Blair was a generational talent.

 

[sr36]

Sack the coaches and medicos who obviously rested the wrong players.

Why was Pendles sub? It should’ve been Shoota to prevent building up too many miles. Ticking time bomb waiting to happen when a bloke runs around that hard and that fast right up to the final siren.

They're ****ing useless. It's so obvious that they should have subbed Jordy before he got injured and not trained Schultz on the Sunday. And Houston needs to be instructed to elbow good players in the head - not the opposition spuds.

 

[sr36]

Blair was a generational talent.

There are good times ahead. OBree was pretty maginificent at drawing the whips and he's back at the club to find blokes like him

 

[manicpie]

There are good times ahead. OBree was pretty maginificent at drawing the whips and he's back at the club to find blokes like him

A legendary whipping boy, now picking future whipping boys. I've just renewed my hope in this thread. May the tradition continue

 

[Vicky Park]

Back on the topic of Shoota - how did we allow ourselves to be so deluded by a paltry three games? I’m getting worked up about this - feels like we’ve been scammed.

Next thing some of us might think Fly can coach or Pendles is only 29 - just because we win games and Pendles plays like he’s 29.

We drank the Kool Aid my fellow deludeds. We’ve been sucked in.

 

[Dtennent94]

There are good times ahead. OBree was pretty maginificent at drawing the whips and he's back at the club to find blokes like him

I heard he has a son.

 

[jmac70]

They're ****ing useless. It's so obvious that they should have subbed Jordy before he got injured and not trained Schultz on the Sunday. And Houston needs to be instructed to elbow good players in the head - not the opposition spuds.

Houston needs to find his inner Savage.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

I heard he has a son.

 

[Markfs]

Ed should bleach his hair a little and change his name to will kelly

20

Will Kelly

Age

25

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.0

1star

K

4.0

2star

HB

1.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

MG

108.0

2star

D

5.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

1.0

1star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

MG

108.0

2star

D

5.0

1star

K

4.0

2star

HB

1.0

2star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

108.0

2star

...

 

[sr36]

Tough week.

 

[sr36]

Solid outing from Coxy, but went under the radar by one of the greatest Blairy outings we've seen.

JDG has upended the betting market and shot out to what looks like an unassailable lead.

Are we calling it yet JMac?

 

[jmac70]

Solid outing from Coxy, but went under the radar by one of the greatest Blairy outings we've seen.

JDG has upended the betting market and shot out to what looks like an unassailable lead.

Are we calling it yet JMac?

I actually forgot this thread existed. Jordy with the BOG last night, although still too early to call. Unlike Lord Voldermort losing his seat last night.

 

[noideaatall]

When the bullock team took me around Australia I found they do fine on the flats but things fell apart the moment we hit a hill. The only solution was to keep the whip up to them through the flats. Even if I had to invent a reason, which I never had to for that scrawny old bullock I named sr36. Anyway, this loss is all you mobs fault. Whingeing about being scammed by Schultz or the lack of generational talent at the pies currently instead of focusing on the whip.

Last few weeks have been standard, 3 pts to ndacoi with the only standout being 2 to Pendles a week ago for that look of fear when realising he had left his zimmer at home and was about to be mowed down. This week though, a very even performance and, for once, ndacoi didn't make the votes.

At the start of the season I told you mob we need to focus on the royalty. This week is a classic example. We have a hierarchy more focused on historic moments, like most consecutive games, rather than winning. Instead of trying not to kick goals for most of the game, so Chrispy could win it for us after the siren, we could have just slotted em and retired at half-time. 1 Pt to fly and his mob. Looks like we are going to lose Sidey, workplace, health and safety are coming in next week as to old to be safe as a step ladder. 2 pts.

Finally, JDG. Fine, its traditional for royals to substitute doubles to maintain appearances. Whoever identified JDG's current double, did they at not least check the double knew what a football looks like? 3 pts to them.

Solid outing from Coxy, but went under the radar by one of the greatest Blairy outings we've seen.

JDG has upended the betting market and shot out to what looks like an unassailable lead.

Are we calling it yet JMac?

Unfortunately sr, all votes for a double are null and void, which leaves ndacoi way in front on 21 pts.

 

[sr36]

When the bullock team took me around Australia I found they do fine on the flats but things fell apart the moment we hit a hill. The only solution was to keep the whip up to them through the flats. Even if I had to invent a reason, which I never had to for that scrawny old bullock I named sr36. Anyway, this loss is all you mobs fault. Whingeing about being scammed by Schultz or the lack of generational talent at the pies currently instead of focusing on the whip.

Last few weeks have been standard, 3 pts to ndacoi with the only standout being 2 to Pendles a week ago for that look of fear when realising he had left his zimmer at home and was about to be mowed down. This week though, a very even performance and, for once, ndacoi didn't make the votes.

At the start of the season I told you mob we need to focus on the royalty. This week is a classic example. We have a hierarchy more focused on historic moments, like most consecutive games, rather than winning. Instead of trying not to kick goals for most of the game, so Chrispy could win it for us after the siren, we could have just slotted em and retired at half-time. 1 Pt to fly and his mob. Looks like we are going to lose Sidey, workplace, health and safety are coming in next week as to old to be safe as a step ladder. 2 pts.

Finally, JDG. Fine, its traditional for royals to substitute doubles to maintain appearances. Whoever identified JDG's current double, did they at not least check the double knew what a football looks like? 3 pts to them.

Unfortunately sr, all votes for a double are null and void, which leaves ndacoi way in front on 21 pts.

I appreciate your attempts at wit. But enough is enough. This is a serious thread. We need to flay the blokes who truly deserve it.

Get JDG in the rack.

 

[manicpie]

I appreciate your attempts at wit. But enough is enough. This is a serious thread. We need to flay the blokes who truly deserve it.

Get JDG in the rack.

It's been a poor year for whippers so far. It's good to see momentum building

 

[Sea fog]

Jordy is making this award his own.

 

[noideaatall]

It's been a poor year for whippers so far. It's good to see momentum building

Absolutely, it has been a year of poor whippers. I am confident you mob will get it together eventually.

I appreciate your attempts at wit. But enough is enough. This is a serious thread. We need to flay the blokes who truly deserve it.

Get JDG in the rack.

When Melania's double kissed Trump we didn't blame Melania. Just sayin'. Either we stick a fork in this JDG double or send them back to Natimuk seconds. From what I hear you may have to go to Bali to find the real JDG for a rack fitting.

Anyway, here is what the experts think: “One man stood between Collingwood and victory — I should say five men: four in green, and one with number 35 on it,” King said. So, even in a match I didn't give ndacoi a Blairy pt, the experts blame him. Its a foregone conclusion, good possibility we rename the Blairy to the Dacoi Award.