Things you fear less than Geelong fears having a week off

[chefmeister]

The Hawks can't go back to back when they didn't straight set two finals series in a row.

That’s exactly what they did tho numbnuts.

 

[Xtreme]

That’s exactly what they did tho numbnuts.

Bit hard to do something back to back when they skipped a few years. THINK MCFLY THINK

 

[ChappyUK]

Bit hard to do something back to back when they skipped a few years. THINK MCFLY THINK

Hawthorns last two finals ended up in humiliating straightsets.

You're probably doing yourself a favour by bottoming out.

 

[chefmeister]

Bit hard to do something back to back when they skipped a few years. THINK MCFLY THINK

2016 the mayflowers finish 3rd & STR8SET

In their exact next finals campaign in 2018 the Mayflowers finish 4th & again embarrassingly STR8SET.

That’s 2 finals series in a row hence why you’re now known as the B2BSTR8SETTERS.

Got in yet, numbnuts?

 

[Xtreme]

2016 the mayflowers finish 3rd & STR8SET

In their exact next finals campaign in 2018 the Mayflowers finish 4th & again embarrassingly STR8SET.

That’s 2 finals series in a row hence why you’re now known as the B2BSTR8SETTERS.

Got in yet, numbnuts?

Hawthorn didn't play in 2 consecutive finals series in a row you morons

 

[ChappyUK]

Hawthorn didn't play in 2 consecutive finals series in a row you morons

Y U So s**t?

 

[Xtreme]

Y U So ****?

Sexy ? Why thank you but unlike you lot at Geewrong town I don't swing that way.

 

[ChappyUK]

Sexy ? Why thank you but unlike you lot at Geewrong town I don't swing that way.

Never tempted to swap to your left hand?

 

[chefmeister]

Hawthorn didn't play in 2 consecutive finals series in a row you morons

So?

Last two finals series STR8SETS.

Hence - B2B

 

[FurTheWin]

Would have been 0 from 12 if Isaac Smith had've kicked straight after the siren.

And what fun would there have been in that?

 

[Ricketz]

Bit hard to do something back to back when they skipped a few years. THINK MCFLY THINK

You are a dummy. B2B straight setting can occur to multiple teams, clearly not making finals is worse than straight setting.... Just... And it doesn't reset the counter. Only winning a finals game can do that.

You are not helping your case here. You hold the title until you win a finals game

 

[Ricketz]

Hawthorn didn't play in 2 consecutive finals series in a row you morons

Lol.

Breaking news.

Hawfie admits own team is s**t.

 

[Xtreme]

And what fun would there have been in that?

A blessing in disguise, The Catters got slaughtered in the prelim by a team that LOST the grand final the week after

 

[FurTheWin]

A blessing in disguise, The Catters got slaughtered in the prelim by a team that LOST the grand final the week after

Yeah, lost the GF to the Doggies, who straight settled you
What part of that was a blessing?

 

[Xtreme]

Yeah, lost the GF to the Doggies, who straight settled you
What part of that was a blessing?

Geewrongs loss soothed the soul

 

[FurTheWin]

Geewrongs loss soothed the soul

Righto

 

[winty]

Yeah, lost the GF to the Doggies, who straight settled you
What part of that was a blessing?

You should know by now a Geelong loss pleases a Hawks fan more than a Hawthorn win.

 

[Xtreme]

You should know by now a Geelong loss pleases a Hawks fan more than a Hawthorn win.

I wouldn't say that. Its excellent compensation though!

Aa tjings stand if it were a GWS v Geewrong grand final. I'd back GWS all the way. I don't give a stuff about interstate rivalry! Just the same as being happy as Larry in 92 and 94 when the Eagles walloped the mighty Catters. LOL at the media crying about the death of football when it happened.

 

[kranky al]

We are geelong the greatest team of all
To go out in straight sets and show we have no balls
We play the game as it should be played
At home but noooot awaaaay
Our colours flying high from dawn to dark
If its at kardinyaaaa paaaark.

 

[chefmeister]

We are geelong the greatest team of all
To go out in straight sets and show we have no balls
We play the game as it should be played
At home but noooot awaaaay
Our colours flying high from dawn to dark
If its at kardinyaaaa paaaark.

We won our last 3 flags ‘away’ bruh.

 

[kranky al]

We won our last 3 flags ‘away’ bruh.

Cheers for the disappearing into the mists of history lesson

A little closer to the present:


Youve also lost your last how many finals away?

Probably be simpler to point out the last final you actually won away wouldnt it?

 

[chefmeister]

Cheers for the disappearing into the mists of history lesson

“Midst” bruh.

Probably be simpler to point out the last final you actually won away wouldnt it?

If it makes it easier for you then yes. I’m not going to do that groundwork tho.

 

[Socrates2]

I fear this less and that is saying something.

 

[frggr]

The Hawks can't go back to back when they didn't straight set two finals series in a row. The Catters have a habit of not being able to count

You're on 9 flags not 16

But nobody straight-setted in the intervening period.

So the List of Straight Setters will show:

Hawks (2016)
Hawks (2018)

 

[kranky al]

“Midst” bruh.

If it makes it easier for you then yes. I’m not going to do that groundwork tho.

pro tip : man who says “bruh” shouldnt try to educate others on the use of the english language.

English lesson over - now heres some maths: 99.99% of the time you will come out looking like a dick.