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Think you know everything??

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
There are more chickens than people in the world.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a
radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphbet

There is an atomic clock that ticks a quadrillion times a second (1,000,000,000,000,000)
An attometre is 0.0000000000001 of a second
A rifle bullet could travel around the world in 27 hours if the world was un-obstructive (mountains etc)
The Japanese Spider Crab has a legspan of 3 metres
A type of jellyfish has tenticles 120 metres long
The width of Australia and the diametre of the moon are the same
If every Big Mac America had consumed were put on top of each other there would be 15 piles each reaching 5km tall
The average American spends 6 years watching TV
A type of insect pulls off maneauvres in the air that reach 1500G's
A Goliath Bird Eating Spider has a legspan of 12 inches
All polar bears are left handed
The average human will change positions 985,500 times in their sleep in their lifetime
When you read the word yawn you probably will
The first two cars ever driven in a Cornish town crashed into each other

all off the top of my head :p

Now you know everything
 
Originally posted by BomberAUS
Think you know everything??

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. There are 32 cat muscles in every Chinese entree.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. That's why female crocs are so edgy.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. "Hey Bob, whaddya doing tomorrow?"

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. Got your average Sony Playstation junkie beat by 2 seconds.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. The rest wink? I thought they just liked me.

A snail can sleep for three years. Oh, the envy.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. "I can't believe what I'm seeing."

Butterflies taste with their feet. I was nude sunbathing and a butterfly landed on my johnson. he he.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. I'd like to meet the guy who counted them. On second thought....

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. That's from the beatings we took these past two years.

There are more chickens than people in the world. Are humans endangered?

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Peanuts seem fairly explosive at Bigfooty too.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a
radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. Half of the chocolate bar. The other half was found to be still frozen.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. From getting smacked a lot.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. Thus begins the age of bodily self exploration which climaxes at age 12.

Our eyes are always the same from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Some things grow and shrink.


It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. That's when ninjas attack.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself. Oh, eat me.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Then he promptly went running while carrying the first pair. Genius. :rolleyes:

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. He sold new furniture too. I don't think he was very honest.
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. Now we will never know how many licks it takes to make Betty disappear.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. I think he went out that way too.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. It's also a type of peanutbutter which can be used to make dynamite.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. And only about 3 things that you can buy with one.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. Not me. Three words: Slow Look Go.

On a Canadian 2 dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament is an American flag. Interesting.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. I just looked at a fiver. I didn't see Canada listed. :confused:

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. I use them to keep my ice cubes together.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. Is that guy inches?

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. Same happened when my girlfriend visited.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. Do you know how to really **** off a rapper?

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphbet So does the sentence: "Abc defgh ijklm nop qrstu vwx yz."

There is an atomic clock that ticks a quadrillion times a second (1,000,000,000,000,000) The atomic clock's girlfriend is NOT happy.

An attometre is 0.0000000000001 of a second How long did it take for them to find that out?

A rifle bullet could travel around the world in 27 hours if the world was un-obstructive (mountains etc) And that pesky gravity.

The Japanese Spider Crab has a legspan of 3 metres And they make your crotch itch like all hell.

A type of jellyfish has tenticles 120 metres long The tenticles on the peanutbutterfish aren't quite that long, but you can use them to make dynamite.

The width of Australia and the diametre of the moon are the same When's the last time the Moonies took a Premiership?

If every Big Mac America had consumed were put on top of each other there would be 15 piles each reaching 5km tall How many piles of **** does that make. That's the real question.

The average American spends 6 years watching TV Not much to do until we get our knee caps.

A type of insect pulls off maneauvres in the air that reach 1500G's May Day! May Day! Maverick is in a flat spin!

A Goliath Bird Eating Spider has a legspan of 12 inches I got him beat.

All polar bears are left handed And they can lick themselves too the lucky bastards.

The average human will change positions 985,500 times in their sleep in their lifetime Once again, I'd like to meet the guy who counted them.

When you read the word yawn you probably will Must.....not......

The first two cars ever driven in a Cornish town crashed into each other In the movie version, they also caught fire and exploded. I like movies.


Now you know everything
 

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Re: Re: Think you know everything??

Originally posted by supa-gal
Are ALL these chickens alive?

Every single one of them. Some of your comments........starting to sound like Suzi
 
Originally posted by BomberAUS
An attometre is 0.0000000000001 of a second
If every Big Mac America had consumed were put on top of each other there would be 15 piles each reaching 5km tall

Surely an attometer is 0.0000000000001 of a meter, and if you put all the Big Macs on top of each other that wouldn't it be one pile that's 75km tall (and entirely made of plastic)?
 
Originally posted by BomberAUS

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Like to know how they prove this.


There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Only in America, doesn't work if there are no 1c and 2c pieces.


No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Arguable. Syringe can rhyme with orange. Whirlpool can rhyme with purple. Aver rhymes with silver.


When you read the word yawn you probably will

Nope.
 
You guys don't know how to rhyme. No words PROPERLY rhyme with orange and purple. And don't say turtle and purple, 'cause that's not a proper rhyme either.

Also the 3 second memory goldfish thing is a myth according to Dr carl whatever his surname is, from triple j.
 
Wouldn't someone who knew everything know that they know everything, rather than merely thinking it? Just saying.
 

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Re: Re: Think you know everything??

Originally posted by Au_Blue#24
thats crapolla - 0.0000000000001 of a second is a picosecond (10 to the neg 12)
and a picometre is the same unit but w.r.t. length.
by the way, i just realised that number is actually 10 to the neg 13.... but they generally dont have units in between the powers that are multiples of three.
 
Originally posted by Milkman
You guys don't know how to rhyme. No words PROPERLY rhyme with orange and purple. And don't say turtle and purple, 'cause that's not a proper rhyme either.

Also the 3 second memory goldfish thing is a myth according to Dr carl whatever his surname is, from triple j.

that's Dr Karl and it refers to a goldfish's short term memory. they recognise other fish that they live with if they are removed for as much as a day.
 

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