This Is Why.

[WattsGoodForYou]

Can anyone either confirm or deny that riding in a one horse open sleigh is in fact fun?

 

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christmas miracles do happen

Rage Against the Machine beats X Factor's Joe to Christmas No 1

After a Facebook campaign against Simon Cowell's chart domination, music fans celebrate their victory

In recent years, it had become as predictable as elections in North Korea – singer wins X Factor, singer's debut single goes to No 1. So when Joe McElderry won the TV talent contest, he was no doubt confident he would celebrate Christmas at the top of the charts.

Alas for the 18-year-old from South Shields, it wasn't to be: a song almost his own age denied him the top spot after a successful online campaign.

Killing In The Name, an expletive-heavy rock song first released in 1992 by the Californian rock band Rage Against the Machine, won the battle for Christmas top spot on the basis of downloads only. It sold about 500,000 copies last week, about 50,000 more than The Climb, McElderry's earnest ballad.

 

[Fairtex09]

Oh its a deep burn....oh its so deep..... I dont know if you heard me counting but Ive done over a thousand!

Im just going to grab my shirt if you dont mind....Watch out for the guns, theyll getcha.

I'm Ron BURGUNDY?

hahaha

 

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I killed a guy with a trident

 

[Fairtex09]

 

[melbournemartin]

Steve Carrell is a strong case of an actor who is hilarious in bit roles but you get sick of when he's the main character.

Examples:

40 year old virgin
American Office
Evan Almighty etc etc

 

[Fairtex09]

He was good in 40 yr old Virgin because he's good at playing socially awkward characters. He can't play the role of a "normal" person. Still hilarious though.

 

[CaptainDavey]

What did you guys get for Xmas?

All I got was boxer shorts and a few IOU's. Gawddamnit

 

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undies and a gift voucher to target

 

[Supermercado]

Steve Carrell is a strong case of an actor who is hilarious in bit roles but you get sick of when he's the main character.

Examples:

40 year old virgin
American Office
Evan Almighty etc etc

40 Year Old Virgin was just the shittest movie. Though apparently I'm in the only person in the world who thinks that and everyone else loves it.

 

[BigSexc]

40 Year Old Virgin was just the shittest movie. Though apparently I'm in the only person in the world who thinks that and everyone else loves it.

nah i hated it too! worst movie EVER

 

[Demon Revival]

40 Year Old Virgin was just the shittest movie. Though apparently I'm in the only person in the world who thinks that and everyone else loves it.

I thought "Kenny" was !!!!!!!!

 

[Capt_Concussion]

40 Year Old Virgin was just the shittest movie. Though apparently I'm in the only person in the world who thinks that and everyone else loves it.

Agreed. Also, Anchorman doesn't really do it for me either. What ever happened to wit? Stupid humour gets old in about 5 minutes.

 

[richskee]

40yr Old Virgin is shit. Anchorman on the other hand still makes me chuckle.

 

[Supermercado]

I feel like I'm in a support group. Whole cinema I was in was pissing themselves and I was there wanting to yell out "JUST ROOT HER"

Because I'm classy.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

The classy thing would have been to yell it out, not think about it.

 

[Supermercado]

It was London and they'd just shot a Brazilian for trying to get on the train. Didn't want to risk getting gunned down in a cinema for abusing Judd ****ing Apatow.

 

[Demon Revival]

$1.00 Day again tomorrow, all the cheap buggers will be out in force, biggest day of the year, I can't wait until it's over....

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

$1.00 Day again tomorrow, all the cheap buggers will be out in force, biggest day of the year, I can't wait until it's over....

What is $1.00 day?

Also, if you put ****ing between somebody's first and last name it is always funny!

Lenny ****ing Henry.
Jack ****ing Watts.
Inzamam ****ing ul-Haq.

 

[Demon Revival]

What is $1.00 day?

Also, if you put ****ing between somebody's first and last name it is always funny!

Lenny ****ing Henry.
Jack ****ing Watts.
Inzamam ****ing ul-Haq.

$1.00 ****ing DVD'S

 

[Supermercado]

$1.00 ****ing DVD'S

One of the worst rappers.

 

[Demon Revival]

One of the worst rappers.

Most are scratched, so it's a real scam day, oh yeah !!!!!!!!

 

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I'm going in just to complain about your scratched $1 DVD's

 

[Fairtex09]

I blame pr0n for my high expectations of women.

 

[Demon Revival]

I'm going in just to complain about your scratched $1 DVD's

I will listen to your complaint & then refer you to a customer service number located somewhere in India, good luck...