Computers & Internet Tinder

[Smeg Head]

Sadly not she's 26 and hot as!! Gets a 999999999999999 on the Xtreme scale!

Ill just live vicariously through you then

 

[Richo is God]

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Got a wild one on our hands boys!

Calling me, on a Monday night? sweet baby Jesus

OP phone has 14% battery. I'm going to assume if he doesn't respond that he's been abducted and unable to phone for help

 

[Sublime]

It probably was Tina Turner he pulled.

Tim Turner, and he really did pull him her.

Twice.

 

[Xtreme]

I hope you never meet a girl called Lola.

I myself am dying to sing Layla to a Layla (would even settle for Leila spelling!!)

 

[kfc1]

I myself am dying to sing Layla to a Layla (would even settle for Leila spelling!!)

I'm sure you could find a hooker named Roxanne?

 

[Xtreme]

I'm sure you could find a hooker named Roxanne?

Shots fired!!

P.S I've never ever seen a prostitute and don't ever plan to

 

[bok_party]

Do some girls just use tinder for an ego boost? Seemed like I was really hitting it off with a girl and she had great banter to boot. I asked for her digimons and all of a sudden, inmatched. Wtf?,

 

[pekay-norwest]

Are you 12?

I was going to ask the same thing....and he calls himself Xtreme..

 

[BotsMaster]

Do some girls just use tinder for an ego boost? Seemed like I was really hitting it off with a girl and she had great banter to boot. I asked for her digimons and all of a sudden, inmatched. Wtf?,

Think you failed right here. Digimon are a poor man's Pokemon so should have asked her what Pokemon she had instead of declaring yourself a scrub that watches Digimon

 

[MrNatural]

Do some girls just use tinder for an ego boost? Seemed like I was really hitting it off with a girl and she had great banter to boot. I asked for her digimons and all of a sudden, inmatched. Wtf?,

That's a regular thing for me.
Have an awesome conversation, then ask for digits and it's like you've asked them for their address

 

[The Sultan]

A nice ice breaker ive used a few times, and once resulted in an invitation straight after, is to say something along the lines of..

“I know its customary for guy when chatting to a girls on tinder (or whatever app) to send random pics of their c*ck in some thinly veiled attempt to prove their masculinity. Well not wanting to make you feel left out thought id better provide one for you so we can get it out of the way.. “

Then I send a pic of a rooster and it has a caption on the pic “my big c*ck”...

You can play with the wording somewhat depending how the initial conversation is going, usually gets a positive response.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Ill just live vicariously through you then

Geez mate I just came here to post that same line

I am living vicariously through mates on Tinder atm...

 

[T2B_]

Been having a look and the thing I notice most in my age group is how often you find young single mums on there, though maybe that goes for a lot of online dating-type sites, I don't generally venture on this sort of thing.

For me, if there's a pic of a baby or a mention of kids it's like insta-left swipe.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

A nice ice breaker ive used a few times, and once resulted in an invitation straight after, is to say something along the lines of..

“I know its customary for guy when chatting to a girls on tinder (or whatever app) to send random pics of their c*ck in some thinly veiled attempt to prove their masculinity. Well not wanting to make you feel left out thought id better provide one for you so we can get it out of the way.. “

Then I send a pic of a rooster and it has a caption on the pic “my big c*ck”...

You can play with the wording somewhat depending how the initial conversation is going, usually gets a positive response.

That's such a dad joke. Is your age range 40-50?

 

[The Sultan]

That's such a dad joke. Is your age range 40-50?

27 - 40 (im mid 30s) so guess thats why it works

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Been having a look and the thing I notice most in my age group is how often you find young single mums on there, though maybe that goes for a lot of online dating-type sites, I don't generally venture on this sort of thing.

For me, if there's a pic of a baby or a mention of kids it's like insta-left swipe.

No wonder. They've been smashed to bits and now have baggage.

Good move avoiding that junk

 

[The Sultan]

No wonder. They've been smashed to bits and now have baggage.

Good move avoiding that junk

then again if they have kids you know they put out...

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

then again if they have kids you know they put out...

Throw the old hotdog down the hallway (Y)

Then again, my luck the kid is adopted and the woman has putoutphobia

 

[pekay-norwest]

A nice ice breaker ive used a few times, and once resulted in an invitation straight after, is to say something along the lines of..

“I know its customary for guy when chatting to a girls on tinder (or whatever app) to send random pics of their c*ck in some thinly veiled attempt to prove their masculinity. Well not wanting to make you feel left out thought id better provide one for you so we can get it out of the way.. “

Then I send a pic of a rooster and it has a caption on the pic “my big c*ck”...

You can play with the wording somewhat depending how the initial conversation is going, usually gets a positive response.

Did the same thing to a bird at work, want to see a pic of my wang?

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...X&ved=0CCwQsARqFQoTCI_4uKvKsccCFaQWpgod21kPcw

We now have a house, child and impending wedding. If I did send a real pic, it'd all be over.

 

[akkaps]

I'm at uni, so I haven't been able to see the YouTube video, but I am scared of what it may contain.

 

[Richo is God]

I'm at uni, so I haven't been able to see the YouTube video, but I am scared of what it may contain.

4 sec video of Mariah Carey saying "Why are you so obssessed with me?"

 

[akkaps]

4 sec video of Mariah Carey saying "Why are you so obssessed with me?"

Very anticlimactic.

 

[rippersnipper]

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I'm at uni, so I haven't been able to see the YouTube video, but I am scared of what it may contain.

The pun she used in the last sentence is a bad indicator mate....

 

[bok_party]

Think you failed right here. Digimon are a poor man's Pokemon so should have asked her what Pokemon she had instead of declaring yourself a scrub that watches Digimon

Haha I actually didn't use digimons this time but it works far more often than you'd think it would.

 

[WCErevival]

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I'm at uni, so I haven't been able to see the YouTube video, but I am scared of what it may contain.

I'm guessing anal may be the only thing "she" can do