Computers & Internet Tinder

[radiojake]

this whole thread is pretty ****ed, really

 

[No.19]

Why would you put that in your bio?

 

[Plugger35]

Why would you put that in your bio?

To garner sympathy from people.

The same reason chicks put stuff like RIP Grandma on their facebook statuses so people will go "OMG so sorry about your grandma babe xoxoxo".

Stuff like that should be kept private between family and friends and not broadcast across social media for sympathy whoring.

 

[BALKAN]

Still no need to make fun of it. This thread is meant to be a few laughs at the expense of Tinder sloots, not poking fun at a grieving mother : - (

 

[Shupe]

Oh please. She's literally flaunting it to the world.

Some grieving mother

 

[BALKAN]

Flaunting? I don't know about that but it is a weird thing to put in your Tinder. Doesn't change the fact that it's shitty to post in this thread and hang shit on her for.

 

[Xtreme]

Ask her, I really want to know.

Would wife!

 

[Shupe]

Flaunting? I don't know about that but it is a weird thing to put in your Tinder. Doesn't change the fact that it's shitty to post in this thread and hang shit on her for.

It's more of a 'WTF' post then a 'LOL' kinda post.

 

[ash_1050]

Flaunting? I don't know about that but it is a weird thing to put in your Tinder. Doesn't change the fact that it's shitty to post in this thread and hang shit on her for.

Yep. People grieve in different ways. Better to be respectful in these situations, especially without knowing the details.

 

[Duritz]

There is, of course, a chance that she loaded the pictures on the line before the child died.

 

[PP34]

Oh please. She's literally flaunting it to the world.

Some grieving mother

Geez mate. I'm hoping you haven't had much experience with death, otherwise you're purely being a dick.

I've seen far crazier things by people grieving. Some people tend to go a bit nuts when they lose someone.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I thought it was a gag profile

 

[Rough_Edges]

Mate left mine last night bout 11.

Can't sleep. Horny.

Tinder I think. Open it up, some girl spoken to me. Biggish.

She keen.

End up going there. 25 min drive.

I kid you not, she was as big as a truck

I think

I can't do this

Do it anyway

Fall asleep

Wake up next to her. Plan escape root.

Can't find shoes

Leave them

Sneak out.

Can't get the picture out of my mind

delete her tinder. never given her my number. Free I think.

Doesn't help. She was BIG

 

[Duritz]

Mate left mine last night bout 11.

Can't sleep. Horny.

Tinder I think. Open it up, some girl spoken to me. Biggish.

She keen.

End up going there. 25 min drive.

I kid you not, she was as big as a truck

I think

I can't do this

Do it anyway

Fall asleep

Wake up next to her. Plan escape root.

Can't find shoes

Leave them

Sneak out.

Can't get the picture out of my mind

delete her tinder. never given her my number. Free I think.

Doesn't help. She was BIG

LOL... just have a pull ffs

 

[Rough_Edges]

walk in house

mum in kitchen. ****

can I just turn around and walk back out? decide bad idea

she asks "where you been"

I thought she was working. I didn't think of a lie, I'm not in the right mental state for this

"I couldn't sleep so I went for a drive"

she says, didn't you leave at 12?

genius

i laugh all the way until I'm at my door.

Ha! Out manoeuvred.

short elation of outsmarting mum quickly replaced by the crushing blow of what I've done

 

[Catfish Alley]

Most likely thinks you are on drugs now.

 

[MisterB]

Mate left mine last night bout 11.

Can't sleep. Horny.

Tinder I think. Open it up, some girl spoken to me. Biggish.

She keen.

End up going there. 25 min drive.

I kid you not, she was as big as a truck

I think

I can't do this

Do it anyway

Fall asleep

Wake up next to her. Plan escape root.

Can't find shoes

Leave them

Sneak out.

Can't get the picture out of my mind

delete her tinder. never given her my number. Free I think.

Doesn't help. She was BIG

Was that escape route or escape root (i.e. one for the road)?

 

[Kyptastic]

short elation of outsmarting mum quickly replaced by the crushing blow of what I've done

Apt metaphor is apt, given description of said woman.

 

[Richo is God]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Unless its to lose the vs no excuse to have sex with a fat chick

 

[King Elvis]

Mate left mine last night bout 11.

Can't sleep. Horny.

Tinder I think. Open it up, some girl spoken to me. Biggish.

She keen.

End up going there. 25 min drive.

I kid you not, she was as big as a truck

I think

I can't do this

Do it anyway

Fall asleep

Wake up next to her. Plan escape root.

Can't find shoes

Leave them

Sneak out.

Can't get the picture out of my mind

delete her tinder. never given her my number. Free I think.

Doesn't help. She was BIG

You're better* than this brah.

*probably not.

Edit - was she one of the chubby chicks who claims to be into gym and or fitness?

 

[VaultWanderer]

This thread is a good read

 

[BALKAN]

You're better* than this brah.

*probably not.

Edit - was she one of the chubby chicks who claims to be into gym and or fitness?

Man I can't stand those girls

BRB 2 years worth of gym-related posts on FB and insta
BRB still fat
BRB what is nutrition

 

[The Passenger]

Most likely thinks you are on drugs now.

I'd much rather my parents know I'm taking drugs then shagging fatty's.

The most ashamed I've ever been is having to walk this fatty out the front door (past mum having her sunday morning coffee) to the bus stop when I was about 20.

This bird was ****ing huge. Maybe 5 foot tall, and easily 100kg, probably 120kg. I don't even think I shagged her. I think I passed out before we could get to business. I hope I passed out.

 

[Richo is God]

Man I can't stand those girls

BRB 2 years worth of gym-related posts on FB and insta
BRB still fat
BRB what is nutrition

Or the girls who wear 2xu tights and nike frees who walk once a week around the botanical gardens are somehow 'into fitness'