Computers & Internet Tinder

[Howard Littlejohn]

I'd much rather my parents know I'm taking drugs then shagging fatty's.

The most ashamed I've ever been is having to walk this fatty out the front door (past mum having her sunday morning coffee) to the bus stop when I was about 20.

This bird was ******* huge. Maybe 5 foot tall, and easily 100kg, probably 120kg. I don't even think I shagged her. I think I passed out before we could get to business. I hope I passed out.

Repressed memories. They'll come back to haunt you one day.

 

[King Elvis]

Good gag bruz but I live in one of the most affluent suburbs in Adelaide, it certainly ain't scummy. Thanks for the helping hand though.

Fitzroy; why the hell are you matching with bogans then?

 

[King Elvis]

Was in Japan recently and decided to give Tinder a look in over there. Matched with a Japanese chick who was on her way home from work at the time, made some comment about perfect timing, and she told me to come visit her. So at about 11:30pm I headed down to her city. She ended up being the one to buy me drinks all night and we ended up drunkenly going to a "love hotel".

+1 for Tinder there.

Sensational.

 

[Catgirl]

Yeah so umm, found Troy Menzel and Josh Caddy in past Tinder endeavours. Also was speaking briefly to a Box Hill Hawks player. Interesting who you can come across at times

 

[Catfish Alley]

So, when's the date?

 

[Catgirl]

So, when's the date?

Never

 

[Sublime]

So, when's the date?

Never

Catfish & Catgirl, sounds like a match made in heaven.

 

[Catgirl]

Catfish & Catgirl, sounds like a match made in heaven.

It sounds Sublime

 

[rippersnipper]

It sounds Sublime

I wanted to say something about that being a ripper of a call but it probably doesn't work when you apply it to yourself

 

[King Elvis]

Teeing up a date with a 21 yo Ballerina... Gratitude Tinder, for all that you have done.

 

[chelseacarlton]

You should take her to monstertrucks!.

 

[BALKAN]

#Indians

Good News everyone

 

[akkaps]

Good News everyone

****, not these people again.

But seriously, do you keep notifications of friendship updates of Asif? Are you Mudasir?

 

[BALKAN]

****, not these people again.

But seriously, do you keep notifications of friendship updates of Asif? Are you Mudasir?

Haha nah it's not my screenshot it's from https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook there is a lot more in the Asif/Mudasir saga.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I must be the only woman in Melbourne who doesn't own a puffy vest or Lorna Jane (or knockoff) tights.

Girls were these
.

 

[akkaps]

Haha nah it's not my screenshot it's from https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook there is a lot more in the Asif/Mudasir saga.

I found the guys FB page, some funny shit on that as well.

 

[kfc1]

Spakka, are these guys just complete weirdos or is this some sort of cultural lost in translation?

Also lol @ using Word Art

 

[akkaps]

Spakka, are these guys just complete weirdos or is this some sort of cultural lost in translation?

Also lol @ using Word Art

Different culture, different traditions; so when the Eastern and Western clash it makes for some funny reactions. This kind of thing would be considered normal for ammeters as there is a large emphasise of colour in everything from design to clothing. I've seen houses in India painted yellow on the inside.

But don't get me wrong, you'll laugh at some of the random shit we do and how our traditions are different but I find some of the things white people do weird and difficult to integrate with. For example, I cringe whenever I see a white person in traditional Indian clothes or trying to dance any form of Indian music.

I think this misunderstanding of culture has lead to some of the racial tension between both Australia and India, and to an extent Muslims and the Western world at the moment. That we have to behave like white people or be considered an outsider in the community.

I hope that make sense, there are alot of thoughts going through my mind and getting onto computer may come out blurred.

 

[Rough_Edges]

How often do you see a white person in traditional Indian attire, dancing to Indian music?

I can honestly say I've never seen this.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Pat the dog, screw in the lightbulb, spin around on one leg. Indian dancing nailed. You're welcome.

Now about that Tinder ballerina?

 

[akkaps]

How often do you see a white person in traditional Indian attire, dancing to Indian music?

I can honestly say I've never seen this.

A lot. In August I went to an Indian Independence Day event and the organization had hired dancers to perform. There was about 6 of them and none of them where Indian. IIRC, one was French, another was Brazilian but no ****ing Indians.
Something similar happened last weekend as well when I went out to a community thing, and the main objective was to dance (some similar to this, however the steps can get much more complicated), and watch the white people in traditional Indian clothing trying to pick up the steps was hilarious.

I've probably seen more of this because I go to these kind of events.

 

[akkaps]

Pat the dog, screw in the lightbulb, spin around on one leg. Indian dancing nailed. You're welcome.

Now about that Tinder ballerina?

No offence to you personally, but **** off. All that bulllshit has been Westernized to be White person friendly.

 

[Jesse Custer]

How often do you see a white person in traditional Indian attire, dancing to Indian music?

I can honestly say I've never seen this.

Brett Lee

 

[Theseventhhamster]

No offence to you personally, but **** off. All that bulllshit has been Westernized to be White person friendly.

No offense to you but eat a dick. Been to many an Indian wedding and have learned from some sweet dancing dudes. Lighten up and have some fun in life.

 

[akkaps]

Brett Lee

Don't get me started about that movie. It's just another step backward for Indian culture in Australia. However, if you wanna see and Indian take on Melbourne at will piss you off and much as Bret Lee to me watch this movie: Crook

No offense to you but eat a dick. Been to many an Indian wedding and have learned from some sweet dancing dudes. Lighten up and have some fun in life.

And from my point of view, you look stupid doing it.