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Bag her out on the missing 0.5. It is her only apparent weakness at the moment and you need to ruthlessly use that to your advantage. This is like germany using the ardennes, be sneaky and hit her like she's never been hit before.

That will get her attention. Plus how often will a dude call her out on her looks.
 

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o lawd what did u send?

If you don't let me pillage your gushy-gushy I will hang myself.

She's Asian so am assume she'll find the gushy gushy part cute.

Plus ritual suicide is part of their culture [emoji1303]
 
So have just matched with a solid 9-9.5 who has one of those 'dont bother saying hi unless you can get my attention' lines on their profile.

Over to you bigfooty...

Tell her you won't be able to spend many Saturday afternoons playing lovey dovey because you're always at the tab chasing your losses, then ask her if she'd like to go out to dinner, her treat.
 
Need some help with some date ideas fellas.

I've given the clue that the date's theme will be chicken (after going to a beef restaurant as part of the first date), but trying to think of a creative way of integrating the theme without just going to a chicken restaurant. Are there any chicken themed arcade games around? Don't fancy on going to a shit London 'farm' as part of a joke, but wanna pull atleast an unexpected rabbit out of the bag. Just found that an artist had a chicken exhbition that was open until recenetly, something along those lines...?
 

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Need some help with some date ideas fellas.

I've given the clue that the date's theme will be chicken (after going to a beef restaurant as part of the first date), but trying to think of a creative way of integrating the theme without just going to a chicken restaurant. Are there any chicken themed arcade games around? Don't fancy on going to a shit London 'farm' as part of a joke, but wanna pull atleast an unexpected rabbit out of the bag. Just found that an artist had a chicken exhbition that was open until recenetly, something along those lines...?

Take her to some Cockfighting in Chinatown. Purely for the lulz.
 

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