Computers & Internet Tinder

[brahj]

Need some help with some date ideas fellas.

I've given the clue that the date's theme will be chicken (after going to a beef restaurant as part of the first date), but trying to think of a creative way of integrating the theme without just going to a chicken restaurant. Are there any chicken themed arcade games around? Don't fancy on going to a shit London 'farm' as part of a joke, but wanna pull atleast an unexpected rabbit out of the bag. Just found that an artist had a chicken exhbition that was open until recenetly, something along those lines...?

You don't need our help, you've made it further than all of us... a second date.

Teach us your ways, sensei.

 

[pantskyle]

You don't need our help, you've made it further than all of us... a second date.

Teach us your ways, sensei.

Hey, I got a girlfriend out of mine. I can teach you.

 

[brahj]

Hey, I got a girlfriend out of mine. I can teach you.

We can't all be a ten, Kyle.

 

[pantskyle]

We can't all be a ten, Kyle.

On my radar you go to 11.

 

[brahj]

On my radar you go to 11.

Oh you.

 

[iluvparis]

iluvparis any response from tinder strumpet?

No response but hasn't unmatched yet. So looks more Three Mile Island than Chernobyl at this stage.

 

[Halloween Jack]

I forgot to send this to you lot anyway in her bio she really likes Rolling Stones so I sent her this


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Sticky Fingers is a great Stones album, just saying.

 

[Big Bryza]

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Ouch.

And she has a pretty sweet Instagram account attached to her Tinder profile.

And zero personality by the sounds of it.

 

[vWestCoast]

And zero personality by the sounds of it.

To be fair it is an extremely regurgitated opening line

 

[brahj]

The "upsexy" line might be the most akkaps thing I've ever seen.

How do you guys sleep at night? (...other than alone)

 

[akkaps]

The "upsexy" line might be the most akkaps thing I've ever seen.

How do you guys sleep at night? (...other than alone)

I'm just shit at this. I just wait for new lines to get posted in this thread and use them.

 

[brahj]

I'm just shit at this. I just wait for new lines to get posted in this thread and use them.

Listen to your heart.

 

[BALKAN]

I'm just shit at this. I just wait for new lines to get posted in this thread and use them.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one (insert series of crying-laughing emoji, fire emojis, and 100 emojis) do you want to have penetrative intercourse?

 

[brahj]

There's no such thing as "too many emoticons".

 

[akkaps]

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one (insert series of crying-laughing emoji, fire emojis, and 100 emojis) do you want to have penetrative intercourse?

Okay, nobody steal that!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vWestCoast]

Okay, nobody steal that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

akkaps

Try the mattababy instead of upsexy. It actually worked on me once when I was younger

 

[MarcusP2]

I'll be the salami, you be the bread. Lets make a sandwich.

 

[akkaps]

Just got another match. Need a new line.


#helpgetakkapslaid

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just got another match. Need a new line.


#helpgetakkapslaid

Have you tried mattababy?

 

[BALKAN]

Just got another match. Need a new line.


#helpgetakkapslaid

I've been going with "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U"

Results have been inconclusive.

 

[Richo is God]

Just got another match. Need a new line.


#helpgetakkapslaid

I'm at 100% response success rate with make a sandwich joke. May/may not have been a bot.

 

[craigos]

If you were a chick akkaps you could use, "I'm Indian, do you want to Indian too?" Probably would only work if your name was Dian as well. Didn't really think it through that much to be honest.

 

[BALKAN]

http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/03/05/bumble-enters-the-friend-zone-with-new-bff-mode/#gref

Bumble enters the friend zone with new BFF mode

Dating apps have taken the hassle and nerves out of finding a significant other, but finding friends is something that gets a lot more difficult as you get older.

To try and help make the process a little easier, female-friendly dating app Bumble has launched a new BFF mode that aims to help its users find likeminded folk to be friends with, rather than date.

Bumble pls

 

[rippersnipper]

Don't use lines mate, go vulgar. Works an absolute treat.