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[ash_1050]

As Tony Grieg used to say 'what a catch!'

 

[BALKAN]

What a strong, liberated, empowered woman

 

[Gosha]

As Tony Grieg used to say 'what a catch!'

Anyone who says they wouldn't is lying

 

[Perth gal]

http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/03/05/bumble-enters-the-friend-zone-with-new-bff-mode/#gref



Bumble pls

Bloody hell.

 

[Perth gal]

As Tony Grieg used to say 'what a catch!'

She looks 40.

 

[JoseMourinho]

She looks 40.

I was gunna say that she did not look like she was 26

 

[Perth gal]

I was gunna say that she did not look like she was 26

Hardliving

 

[ash_1050]

Went out with a South Korean girl for drinks a second time on Tuesday night. Mentioned I was going to Budapest over the Easter weekend and she said that she also wanted to get out of the city for a couple of days. She messaged me last night to say she is now also going to Budapest. Not sure if I should be creeped out or excited.

 

[bok_party]

A favourite of mine is "Yesssssss! Get in! Match of the season!"

Works a treat.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Went out with a South Korean girl for drinks a second time on Tuesday night. Mentioned I was going to Budapest over the Easter weekend and she said that she also wanted to get out of the city for a couple of days. She messaged me last night to say she is now also going to Budapest. Not sure if I should be creeped out or excited.

Get insurance just incase something goes bad with the tentacles

 

[BALKAN]

Went out with a South Korean girl for drinks a second time on Tuesday night. Mentioned I was going to Budapest over the Easter weekend and she said that she also wanted to get out of the city for a couple of days. She messaged me last night to say she is now also going to Budapest. Not sure if I should be creeped out or excited.

R.I.P

 

[Willo_]

As Tony Grieg used to say 'what a catch!'

Did anyone else misread what is on that bucket initially?

 

[magic_johnson!]

Chicken date went well, definitely did not go home to an empty bed last night!

Worst ****ing choice of date theme. Went to a town that cha̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶d̶ickens apparently hung out alot at, went to a sweet **** tail bar, went to an upmarket chicken joint for dinner, then went to a blues bar (which wasn't quite chicken related but americans like chicken right?) Oh and got her a cupcake with a chicken on it, chicks love cupcakes. Then went home and got her another serving of ****.

 

[Jack Richards]

As Tony Grieg used to say 'what a catch!'

I would match her pint of Strongbow with a pint of Cheeky Rascals apple cider..

Her move.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/03/05/bumble-enters-the-friend-zone-with-new-bff-mode/#gref



Bumble pls

I reckon that would be worse than not having any matches

 

[rippersnipper]

Went out with a South Korean girl for drinks a second time on Tuesday night. Mentioned I was going to Budapest over the Easter weekend and she said that she also wanted to get out of the city for a couple of days. She messaged me last night to say she is now also going to Budapest. Not sure if I should be creeped out or excited.

Should probably organise life and funeral insurance mate

 

[I Lost My Keays]

My mate got a match on tinder the other day and they exchanged phone numbers so they spoke pretty much all day.

She sent him this:

I'm not religious , but I hope you understand what I mean when I say i've seen God shining out from your reflection. You make me feel like I did the first time I watched a beatles movie: amazed that there could be more something I already loved so much.

she is f**king crazy

 

[Greg Poonsores]

My mate got a match on tinder the other day and they exchanged phone numbers so they spoke pretty much all day.

She sent him this:

I'm not religious , but I hope you understand what I mean when I say i've seen God shining out from your reflection. You make me feel like I did the first time I watched a beatles movie: amazed that there could be more something I already loved so much.

she is f**king crazy

He should try for anal.

 

[JoseMourinho]

My mate got a match on tinder the other day and they exchanged phone numbers so they spoke pretty much all day.

She sent him this:

I'm not religious , but I hope you understand what I mean when I say i've seen God shining out from your reflection. You make me feel like I did the first time I watched a beatles movie: amazed that there could be more something I already loved so much.

she is f**king crazy

Face it, you're mate is a god and you're not

 

[Plugger35]

She's probably senile rather than crazy, if she watches Beatles movies she must be about 70 years old.

 

[Westy2487]

Recent inductee to the tinder fun game. Bagged a chick within the the first week so was pretty chuffed. Quick question to you aficionados, I am matching with heaps of girls but getting no replies. Been opening with 'how was your weekend' line. Obviously need to mix it up. Advice?
P.S. In my thirties

 

[ash_1050]

Recent inductee to the tinder fun game. Bagged a chick within the the first week so was pretty chuffed. Quick question to you aficionados, I am matching with heaps of girls but getting no replies. Been opening with 'how was your weekend' line. Obviously need to mix it up. Advice?
P.S. In my thirties

Imagine you're a girl. Provided you don't have a face thats been kicked in by a mule you can easily get 50-100 matches a week on Tinder with minimal effort. Of those 50-100 matches social etiquette dictates that the guy should message first.

Being a reasonably attractive female and having so many matches you simply cannot commit to engaging with all 50-100 guys each week as it's quite a big time commitment and you're not looking to speak to everyone. Instead you're looking to meet someone who is fun, interesting and makes you feel good about yourself. In short you're looking for quality over quantity.

Knowing this you're looking for a guy that perks your interest and stands out from the crowd. You open up Tinder and begin to scroll through the dozens of guys that have messaged you. You see a guy with a decent picture and he looks pretty cute. You find yourself giving an involuntary smile as you open up the message and anticipate what he might have said to stand out from the crowd.

'how was your weekend?'

Your smile fades as you realise he's not worth responding to. For a brief moment you consider unmatching him but decide against doing so as you're not a total bitch and it takes a lot off effort to do this for every guy who has no imagination. Instead you leave it and move on to the next message. Next.

 

[BALKAN]

Imagine you're a girl. Provided you don't have a face thats been kicked in by a mule you can easily get 50-100 matches a week on Tinder with minimal effort. Of those 50-100 matches social etiquette dictates that the guy should message first.

Being a reasonably attractive female and having so many matches you simply cannot commit to engaging with all 50-100 guys each week as it's quite a big time commitment and you're not looking to speak to everyone. Instead you're looking to meet someone who is fun, interesting and makes you feel good about yourself. In short you're looking for quality over quantity.

Knowing that you're looking for a guy that perks your interest and stands out from the crowd you open up Tinder and begin to scroll through the dozens of guys that have messaged you. You see a guy with a decent picture and he looks pretty cute. You find yourself giving an involuntary smile as you open up the message and anticipate what he might have said to perk your interest.

'how was your weekend?'

Your smile fades as you realise he's not worth responding to. For a brief moment you consider unmatching him but decide against doing so as you're not a total bitch and it takes a lot off effort to do this for every guy who has no imagination. Instead you leave it and move on to the next message. Next.

You open the next message. It's from Chad, a 6'5" Lacrosse player who writes 'no fattiez' in his Tinder bio. His message reads "cute face, would look even cuter with my spunk on it lol whats ur ##?" You are taken aback by his brazen approach, 'how can he talk about spunking on my face without even asking about my weekend first?' You type out a lengthy message calling him a pig, a misogynist, a slimeball but then your eye catches his profile picture and you see his washboard abs and 10/10 facial aesthetics. You delete your lengthy message and send him your number, 'I just won't show anyone these messages' you reassure yourself.

 

[ash_1050]

You open the next message. It's from Chad, a 6'5" Lacrosse player who writes 'no fattiez' in his Tinder bio. His message reads "cute face, would look even cuter with my spunk on it lol whats ur ##?" You are taken aback by his brazen approach, 'how can he talk about spunking on my face without even asking about my weekend first?' You type out a lengthy message calling him a pig, a misogynist, a slimeball but then your eye catches his profile picture and you see his washboard abs and 10/10 facial aesthetics. You delete your lengthy message and send him your number, 'I just won't show anyone these messages' you reassure yourself.

Meanwhile Chad is talking to his guy friends about Tinder and showing them the hotties he's matched with. Jack is laughing along with everyone else as Chad is showing them the brazen messages that he sends girls and the responses from them totally eating it up. Suddenly a girl pops up on the screen and Jack stops laughing. He knows this girl. It's the one he matched with last week who didn't reply to his 'how was your weekend?' message. Chad sent her one asking to bust a nut on her face and she responded anyway.

What sort of a girl does that? Why wouldn't she go for a nice guy like me instead of a douche canoe like Chad? How does she even respect herself? She's probably a dirty **** anyway Jack whispers to himself as he walks out of the room, tears welling in the corner of his eyes. She wasn't good enough for him anyway.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Man, this makes me getting 0 matches thing even worse now. So demoralising.