Computers & Internet Tinder

[Hank93]

Best way to stop them nabbing your popcorn

Raspberry bullets all for me haha

 

[Scotland]

Nothing showing any allegiance to anything in my photos, and no Tinder bloke cliches (sunnnies, shirtless, tatts, car/motorbike pics, group shots, sedated tigers) either.

Find dog. Pick up dog. Take photo holding dog. Clear schedule.

 

[GreyCrow]

Find dog. Pick up dog. Take photo holding dog. Get tetanus shot

FTFY

 

[HairyO]

Find dog. Pick up dog. Take photo holding dog. Clear schedule.

Something like this?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Just matched with a girl from overseas here studying. Goes back home next month.

 

[pekay-norwest]

I assume because "holding hands stage" after a 6 hour outing indicates some kind of conservative christian upbringing. I don't mean that as a criticism by the way. Good luck with your date tomorrow

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

 

[Run n Spread]

Lol. That guy is a genius - bet his business was rolling in it after that aired

Not saying I in any way support his 'views' but Good Morning Britain fell for that one hook line and sinker

Led the conversation exactly where he wanted it to go. Stirred things up, plugged his business. Job done.

 

[Simon_Says]

Can i lower my tinder difficulty settings?

 

[Simon_Says]

Can i lower my tinder difficulty settings?

Sarcasm ^

 

[Sketi]

That feeling when you match with a mega cutie but don't know what to open with...

 

[GreyCrow]

That feeling when you match with a mega cutie but don't know what to open with...

Hello

 

[CheapCharlie]

That feeling when you match with a mega cutie but don't know what to open with...

That feeling when she doesn't reply
And the realisation she lazy Right swipes on everyone

 

[Sketi]

I can deal with no response, all part of it. Just rather give myself a greater chance of a reply with something a bit more creative.

 

[Taylor]

You want to offer a challenge and engage her.

Everything is fine, thanks... moving on.

25 words or less, ask her a question that isn't too weird and doesn't appear to lead to something.

 

[toxic]

I can deal with no response, all part of it. Just rather give myself a greater chance of a reply with something a bit more creative.

Spa or Sauna

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You want to offer a challenge and engage her.

Everything is fine, thanks... moving on.

25 words or less, ask her a question that isn't too weird and doesn't appear to lead to something.

So

"boxers, briefs or drunk sex?"

won't work then?!

Damn.

 

[HairyO]

So

"boxers, briefs or drunk sex?"

won't work then?!

Damn.

"Can I make soup with your underwear?"

 

[GotTheGoodes]

"Can I make soup with your underwear?"

Possibly too suggestive? I dunno. Maybe not enough...

 

[HairyO]

Possibly too suggestive? I dunno. Maybe not enough...

Followup with:
"Im not a weirdo. You can take them off first."

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Followup with:
"Im not a weirdo. You can take them off first."

What if they're already off?

 

[Taylor]

"Can I make soup with your underwear?"

It would technically be tea. Not soup.

 

[CheapCharlie]

"Can I make soup with your underwear?"

Cream of soup I expect

 

[CheapCharlie]

I have a standard response i cut and paste to everyone on initial contact
Works fairly well

 

[tandino]

"Hello, can I motorboat your piss flaps?"

And they say romance is dead.

 

[Unknown Identity]

Just read through the last 50 pages, pretty productive afternoon spent at work.

10/10... would read again.