Tommycash
Norm Smith Medallist
- Sep 1, 2012
- 7,705
- 7,772
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- Swan Districts, Glory
After a start to the season that can only be described as disastrous, Royal twit Tommycash has asked to be traded out of the Gold City Royals. Having been deployed as a half back, half forward and wing this season with little effect, it is understood that the player is upset that he has not had a chance to play Full Forward or Centre Half Forward, despite being only 120cm’s in height.
The players manager Bipolarbear has suggested that Tommycash is keeping his mind open to all possibilities “He’s actually really bad, so I think he should be happy he’s getting a game. I might be able to get him a job as a dustman, as I have an uncle in the industry, but it is pretty touch and go.”
An unnamed source, named VitalDread offered an insight into what brought on the row. “Tommycash has always been a pretty unlikeable player, and even moreso as a person. We do our best to accommodate him but I think his latest demands to be given both Middleton sisters is a bit extreme, and certainly something that The_Reaper was not willing to abide. They are his favourites.”
Danoz has been quoted as saying “I hope he dies”. The player spoke to this writer (himself) and had this to say "I want to play at the Bombers, I have always had a thing for Middle Eastern women". Make it happen Gee Dub .
The players manager Bipolarbear has suggested that Tommycash is keeping his mind open to all possibilities “He’s actually really bad, so I think he should be happy he’s getting a game. I might be able to get him a job as a dustman, as I have an uncle in the industry, but it is pretty touch and go.”
An unnamed source, named VitalDread offered an insight into what brought on the row. “Tommycash has always been a pretty unlikeable player, and even moreso as a person. We do our best to accommodate him but I think his latest demands to be given both Middleton sisters is a bit extreme, and certainly something that The_Reaper was not willing to abide. They are his favourites.”
Danoz has been quoted as saying “I hope he dies”. The player spoke to this writer (himself) and had this to say "I want to play at the Bombers, I have always had a thing for Middle Eastern women". Make it happen Gee Dub .
