Training Training updates 2026.

[yeah man]

Not sure if any extra time on that ground gives me any confidence but Fly knows best

They can acclimate to the feeling of concrete under their feet at least

 

[Soups]

Not sure if any extra time on that ground gives me any confidence but Fly knows best

Does he even know where the ground is?

 

[Peters_Nuts]

I can only assume West will be playing at Full Forward and Fly is keeping this a secret ahead of Thursday's team announcements.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

 

[TradeDraft]

Going to try and Sneak In Jen2310

 

[Jen2310]

Going to try and Sneak In Jen2310

No.
I dont usually attend captains runs anyway. You'll get an idea who is playing tomorrow anyway

 

[sr36]

I think this is sensible. Except when it comes to Carlton, who are inhuman monsters. Think of them as the walking dead. Burn them with fire. Destroy their heads. There is no other option.

Of course. But why isn't it ok to consider Hawthorn a higher priority and burn and destroy their heads first before doing the same to Carlton?

 

[magpiewarrior]

Of course. But why isn't it ok to consider Hawthorn a higher priority and burn and destroy their heads first before doing the same to Carlton?

If we have to explain, then you obviously just don’t understand.

 

[manicpie]

Of course. But why isn't it ok to consider Hawthorn a higher priority and burn and destroy their heads first before doing the same to Carlton?

I hate hawthorn and Geelong more than Carlton these days. When Carlton become relevant again, I may swing back

 

[Pistol Night]

I hate hawthorn and Geelong more than Carlton these days. When Carlton become relevant again, I may swing back

Geelong for me still. **** those free sheep farm enthusiasts

 

[Pistol Night]

I hate hawthorn and Geelong more than Carlton these days. When Carlton become relevant again, I may swing back

Jesus I think my kids might struggle to see those days the way those useless flogs keep looking to the past like Tom Jones eyeing off his leather pants in the nursing home wardrobe

 

[sr36]

If we have to explain, then you obviously just don’t understand.

Im getting soft. It's hard to summon the same level of hate when they've given us 25 years of comedy.

Vossy with the bewildered stupid looks just make me laugh. Acres and co for shinning the ball so humorously. Those idioticic supporters who get so excited every preseason before descending into screaming abuse at their team. The moronic power brokers demanding board spills. It's comic genius.

This shit is funnier than Seinfeld ever was.

 

[JuniorB]

Of course. But why isn't it ok to consider Hawthorn a higher priority and burn and destroy their heads first before doing the same to Carlton?

In the words of Pope Innocent III who was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Cathars: "Kill them all - let God take his own."
Not a Pope deserving of his name, although most of them have been fundamentalist murderers in any case.

 

[NMBB]

Of course. But why isn't it ok to consider Hawthorn a higher priority and burn and destroy their heads first before doing the same to Carlton?

Told a Dogs supporting mate (who rang me to advise their 'lid is off' ) that if we don't make it I'll buy him a steak if they beat Hawthorn in the finals - especially if they wop the

 

[JuniorB]

Told a Dogs supporting mate (who rang me to advise their 'lid is off' ) that if we don't make it I'll buy him a steak if they beat Hawthorn in the finals - especially if they wop the

The problem with Watson is that there is a very small margin between too high and a trip.
He's an insufferable little twerp.

 

[60 Yards Out]

Im getting soft. It's hard to summon the same level of hate when they've given us 25 years of comedy.

Vossy with the bewildered stupid looks just make me laugh. Acres and co for shinning the ball so humorously. Those idioticic supporters who get so excited every preseason before descending into screaming abuse at their team. The moronic power brokers demanding board spills. It's comic genius.

This shit is funnier than Seinfeld ever was.

Keystone Kops, but evil.

 

[NMBB]

The problem with Watson is that there is a very small margin between too high and a trip.
He's an insufferable little twerp.

 

[WanderingDude]

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That is an impressive double tuck.

 

[sr36]

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Are there no hobbit divers to photoshop his head on to?

 

[NMBB]

That is an impressive double tuck.

Could do synchronised diving with..

let me think...

Jack G

 

[NMBB]

Are there no hobbit divers to photoshop his head on to?

I asked AI if it could have a go but it replied it was sick of his attitude already

 

[Ludovico]

Im getting soft.

You know they have pills for that now right?

 

[Gaspard]

In the words of Pope Innocent III who was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Cathars: "Kill them all - let God take his own."
Not a Pope deserving of his name, although most of them have been fundamentalist murderers in any case.

Actually Simon de Montfort.

 

[NMBB]

Im getting soft. It's hard to summon the same level of hate when they've given us 25 years of comedy.

Vossy with the bewildered stupid looks just make me laugh. Acres and co for shinning the ball so humorously. Those idiotic supporters who get so excited every preseason before descending into screaming abuse at their team. The moronic power brokers demanding board spills. It's comic genius.

This shit is funnier than Seinfeld ever was.

Vicky Park - this post is waiting for a like from you - it feels naked without

 

[Digsby]

Im getting soft. It's hard to summon the same level of hate when they've given us 25 years of comedy.

Vossy with the bewildered stupid looks just make me laugh. Acres and co for shinning the ball so humorously. Those idioticic supporters who get so excited every preseason before descending into screaming abuse at their team. The moronic power brokers demanding board spills. It's comic genius.

This shit is funnier than Seinfeld ever was.

Everyone on Seinfeld turned into lunatics or weirdos irl go see Julia’s instagram it’s political slop while she is sitting in her ivory tower lol

 

[Big Bryza]

Some track watchers opined what? Are they kidding?

Bobby Hill is straight back into the seniors, as soon as the coaches and fitness staff think he’s ready.

It’s got nothing to do with who’s worked harder, and everything to do with talent. Doesn’t have to be ‘fair’. The coaches would be derelict in their duties if they played a youngster ahead of a fit Bobby.

Great to see him back but i'd temper your enthusiasm slightly. He won't be match fit for at least 2-3 months.