Training Training updates 2026.

[No SPIN]

Darcy Cameron is a new dad. He is training and playing. So too are many AFL players.

Some Dads also choose not to take Paternity leave - it’s an individual choice.

 

[BillyElliott]

Some Dads also choose not to take Paternity - it’s an individual choice.

And Darcy doesn't have 2 little kids like Bobby.

Has Darcy's baby arrived? I haven't seen them post anything.

 

[gouki88]

Darcy Cameron is a new dad. He is training and playing. So too are many AFL players.

It might be hard for you to come to terms with, but people actually experience different things in their life

 

[sr36]

PB posts like a normal human being that wants to be involved in the discussion for once rather than just shitting on people’s views then all of a sudden gets raked over the coals by the grammar SS. You can’t make this up!

I like it Sco - let's stick the knife in deeper.

 

[manicpie]

I like it Sco - let's stick the knife in deeper.

We've worked out champing and chomping, what about y'all?, I believe it's been added to the American dictionary.

 

[gouki88]

We've worked out champing and chomping, what about y'all?, I believe it's been added to the American dictionary.

An inferior Yankified version of youse

 

[manicpie]

We've worked out champing and chomping, what about y'all?, I believe it's been added to the American dictionary.

Lol, I don't know which one is worse. Youse campaigners, y'all campaigners. Actually I think I prefer Youse

 

[sr36]

We've worked out champing and chomping, what about y'all?, I believe it's been added to the American dictionary.

I quite like it, but run if it's accompanied with banjoes.

 

[manicpie]

I quite like it, but run if it's accompanied with banjoes.

 

[satty]

There has been more literary knowledge dropped in the last few pages of these thread than the university for Oxford and Cambridge over their existence.

I am now champing/chemping/chimping/chomping/
chumping at the bit to learn more from the fine scholars we have on this thread.

 

[granniewolf]

There has been more literary knowledge dropped in the last few pages of these thread than the university for Oxford and Cambridge over their existence.

I am now champing/chemping/chimping/chomping/
chumping at the bit to learn more from the fine scholars we have on this thread.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[manicpie]

There has been more literary knowledge dropped in the last few pages of these thread than the university for Oxford and Cambridge over their existence.

I am now champing/chemping/chimping/chomping/
chumping at the bit to learn more from the fine scholars we have on this thread.

We've been known to solve world problems on here

 

[Ludovico]

Believe me, the only thing I talk about with them is them. Usually, it's how they just let me down.

Well that's where you went wrong. You have to understand it from the horse's motivation. What's the point of telling them after the race they disappointed you? None at all.

What you need to do is find their stable name. Its never Mr Imperial or Dutchman's Folly or whatever. Its like Ricky or something. So you find that horse before the race and you do this.

"Hi there Ricky. God you are a really beautiful horse. I mean, all bays are gorgeous but you are like the horse from Fifty Shades of Bay, right? Yeah, have a carrot my man Ricky.

You know, its kind of odd. I was in the other part of the stable with the horses you are racing against today. Yeah, they were kind of mean about you. Said you were ugly glue factory meat. One of them even called you a...well, a ponylover. Yeah, jealous I guess. What horse wouldnt be of that shiny coat. One them even said he ****ed your momma. Thing is...I checked the stud book and well...he wasnt boasting.

Now I shouldn't be telling you this, its only for your ears. Now, I know you have dreamed abot one day giving this all up and having a little girl to own you and brush your mane and put ribbons in your tail and call you her special prince. Well, that little girl is here today. In the stands! And her parents said if you win she can have you! Isn't that exciting Ricky!

Anyway hope you have a great race today. You're such a champ buddy. I know you will win it for her...and **** those assholes on the track with you. They dont know you like she does..."

 

[sr36]

Well that's where you went wrong. You have to understand it from the horse's motivation. What's the point of telling them after the race they disappointed you? None at all.

What you need to do is find their stable name. Its never Mr Imperial or Dutchman's Folly or whatever. Its like Ricky or something. So you find that horse before the race and you do this.

"Hi there Ricky. God you are a really beautiful horse. I mean, all bays are gorgeous but you are like the horse from Fifty Shades of Bay, right? Yeah, have a carrot my man Ricky.

You know, its kind of odd. I was in the other part of the stable with the horses you are racing against today. Yeah, they were kind of mean about you. Said you were ugly glue factory meat. One of them even called you a...well, a ponylover. Yeah, jealous I guess. What horse wouldnt be of that shiny coat. One them even said he ****ed your momma. Thing is...I checked the stud book and well...he wasnt boasting.

Now I shouldn't be telling you this, its only for your ears. Now, I know you have dreamed abot one day giving this all up and having a little girl to own you and brush your mane and put ribbons in your tail and call you her special prince. Well, that little girl is here today. In the stands! And her parents said if you win she can have you! Isn't that exciting Ricky!

Anyway hope you have a great race today. You're such a champ buddy. I know you will win it for her...and **** those assholes on the track with you. They dont know you like she does..."

Hang on. I'm getting confused. Is Sidey trying to bet on these horses or shag them?

 

[Ludovico]

Hang on. I'm getting confused. Is Sidey trying to bet on these horses or shag them?

I think I can speak on behalf of all equines here to say that there is nothing Sidey can say that gets him a cover.

Golfers are up there with people with inadequate and spindly calves as objects of derision.

Take note jathanas

 

[satty]

I am so freaking lost. Not sure how we ended up at shagging equines.

 

[leon123]

I think I can speak on behalf of all equines here to say that there is nothing Sidey can say that gets him a cover.

Golfers are up there with people with inadequate and spindly calves as objects of derision.

Take note jathanas

To be fair, horses have really skinny calves - just saying.

 

[sr36]

I am so freaking lost. Not sure how we ended up at shagging equines.

We? There's more of you? I thought it was just Sidey?

 

[Abdul_The_Bull]

I am so freaking lost. Not sure how we ended up at shagging equines.

He's a well-hung ploughboy....

 

[manicpie]

He's a well-hung ploughboy....

Did someone mention me

 

[lyfsux]

Did someone mention me

My eyes!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!

 

[manicpie]

My eyes!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!

You didn't let me finish. I'm well hung and quartered

 

[leon123]

Did someone mention me

That reminds of a dog I once knew, we called him plough.

Lets just say, his 5th leg was a little disproportionate, as he aged his stomach lowered and his fifth leg scrapped the ground like a plough

 

[manicpie]

That reminds of a dog I once knew, we called him plough.

Lets just say, his 5th leg was a little disproportionate, as he aged his stomach lowered and his fifth leg scrapped the ground like a plough

Is it me?, I got called a dog a lot

 

[lyfsux]

You didn't let me finish. I'm well hung and quartered

Hmmmm where have I heard that before
Oh yeah that’s it……….