Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

[Lagooner]

Im hardly a Chardonnay sipper or any kind of rich bloke, i rent my property but he was parked outside my front window for 3 days.

If I parked a shithox out the front of your house and sat there in my Speedo’s on top of my car you wouldn’t be calling me a legend.

He has moved on now so I don’t care too much he is probably somewhere else on the lake now but if he stayed parked out there indefinitely I would personally go out and sink it at night.

If you’d built the shitbox from scratch I’d give you a pass.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Legend



The best part is how the council and the Chardonnay sippers getting upset and there’s nothing they can do about it

I'm upset. I've already sprayed the campaigner while on my run.

 

[Lagooner]

I'm upset. I've already sprayed the campaigner while on my run.

I reckon this is the start of a new low cost housing trend. You’ll have a fully fledged water village in the lake by Christmas.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I reckon this is the start of a new low cost housing trend. You’ll have a fully fledged water village in the lake by Christmas.

If I could charge him, all would be well !

 

[Lagooner]

If I could charge him, all would be well !

You’ll need to buy the lake before you start talking rents Zakk.

 

[Steve Dore]

Tuna tossing for Commonwealth 2018.

Honestly. The commonwealth games, lmao

They're not even allowed to throw a real frozen tuna anymore. They use a weighted rubber tuna so it would be well suited to the fake Commonwealth games.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

You’ll need to buy the lake before you start talking rents Zakk.

We'll see about that.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

****ing Wigan

 

[Lagooner]

We'll see about that.

Welcome to Zakk Lakes, a new master-planned lifestyle community for chic urban professionals and definitely no smelly pontoon people.

 

[raman]

 

[xflamedancer]

"I've just gotta go to the hole in the wall"

- "Hole in the wall?"

"The ATM Machine"

Ahhhh the drink link!

 

[CharlieKelly]

She ruined the Black Eyed Peas, then she ruins the national anthem

 

[bomberclifford]

She ruined the Black Eyed Peas, then she ruins the national anthem

Nothing sums up the true state of the Black Eyed Peas more than the caption on this image.

 

[Doctor Feel]

They have band members called Taboo, Will.i.am and Apl.de.ap

what the **** is that

 

[LFC2010]

Nothing sums up the true state of the Black Eyed Peas more than the caption on this image.

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saw them live one day at a big day out, was scared for a while afterwards

one of the worst bands ever.

 

[finbarr]

I used to think there was nothing worse in music than Australian hip-hop groups rapping in Australian accents.
But I’ve concluded that navel gazing middle class indie-pop/rock millennials singing in Australian accents is far, far more annoying.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Shit like The Audreys is just as bad

 

[raman]

I used to think there was nothing worse in music than Australian hip-hop groups rapping in Australian accents.
But I’ve concluded that navel gazing middle class indie-pop/rock millennials singing in Australian accents is far, far more annoying.

Particularly when they’re singing craptacular Like a Version covers

 

[finbarr]

Particularly when they’re singing craptacular Like a Version covers

I’m not really sure what that is, but if it’s anything like singing Cold Chisel songs in ballad form then yes, I tend to agree.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Shit like The Audreys is just as bad

are they one of the ones where the singer sings like a six year old girl?

That shtick's appalling

 

[raman]

I’m not really sure what that is, but if it’s anything like singing Cold Chisel songs in ballad form then yes, I tend to agree.

It's a weekly JJJ feature that has been running for more than a decade. Basically yes, established band or artist comes on and does an ostensibly oddball cover live in studio. Then every year they release a CD of the songs.

My parents have every volume.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

My most hated Australian bands would be in no particular order.....

Cold Chisel
The Whitlams
You Am I
Regurgitator
The Living End

I'll think of more but that's a start

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It's a weekly JJJ feature that has been running for more than a decade. Basically yes, established band or artist comes on and does an ostensibly oddball cover. Then every year they release a CD of the songs.

My parents have every volume.

In America you could probably legally kill them for that.

 

[raman]

My most hated Australian bands would be in no particular order.....

Cold Chisel
The Whitlams
You Am I
Regurgitator
The Living End

I'll think of more but that's a start

Big fan of Air Supply, then?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

In fact anyone that sings in that indie folk pop lilting no back bone wispy wimpy new age cuddle me shite weak as piss style should be bashed with a bank sack full of shrapnel