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Ugliest player in the AFL?

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image.jpg Ugly boy is Joe, but he'll father many children to many a loose women solely because of his footballing prowess.

image.jpg Putrid head on Kreuzer and sadly for the Blues he plays footy like he has a campaigner. Joe D may actually impregnate this fairy in the very near future.
 
Carlton stayed away from Polec to avoid catching the ugly.

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Punchable head.
 
Pick from each club's website, I've picked the worst head from those photos only

Brisbane
Punce head
Carlton
Shocking, considering he beat Robbo
Collingwood
Seeds was close, but the backlash too harsh. Quite a handsome list at the Carringbush
Essenscum
Moonface (related to Bert?) Considering there's a Daniher, it's fair to say that Heppell is one ugly mother ......, and has to a strong contender for ugliest of the comp

Freo
That's one hell of a long skinny head. Not as big as Vlaustin, but in the ball park

Geelong
Yes, this is last year's photo

GCS
Ridiculous.

GWS
If you look closely, there's some slight resemblance to Jha Jha Binks

Hawthorn
Picking on the new kid. A real gumby type with unfortunate ears. If you check other photo's of him, you'll quickly agree that this is a very generous photo. Some shocking heads out at Mulgrave

Melbourne
Reminds me of some cartoon character, just can't work out what.

Lol Ben Brown. Really hope the kid can play. Lol Norf. For some reason I could'nt copy across the website photo, bloody broke the web.

Port
Unlike Lol Brown form Lol Norf, we know this kid can play, but shit he ugly

Richmong
Not so much the face, it's the size of the uncle ned. Not a bad looking bunch of guys at Richmong, unlike their supporters.

St Kilda
for **** sake

Sydney
Next

West Coast
Had planned to go with the X man, but then I saw this.

Western Bulldogs
Candidates just leapt at me, but I had to settle on this poor kid conceived no doubt in Deliverance Country


Top 3;
1. Heppell
2. Brown. Lol North
3. St Kilda kid
 

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Pick from each club's website, I've picked the worst head from those photos only

Brisbane
Punce head
Carlton
Shocking, considering he beat Robbo
Collingwood
Seeds was close, but the backlash too harsh. Quite a handsome list at the Carringbush
Essenscum
Moonface (related to Bert?) Considering there's a Daniher, it's fair to say that Heppell is one ugly mother ......, and has to a strong contender for ugliest of the comp

Freo
That's one hell of a long skinny head. Not as big as Vlaustin, but in the ball park

Geelong
Yes, this is last year's photo

GCS
Ridiculous.

GWS
If you look closely, there's some slight resemblance to Jha Jha Binks

Hawthorn
Picking on the new kid. A real gumby type with unfortunate ears. If you check other photo's of him, you'll quickly agree that this is a very generous photo. Some shocking heads out at Mulgrave

Melbourne
Reminds me of some cartoon character, just can't work out what.

Lol Ben Brown. Really hope the kid can play. Lol Norf. For some reason I could'nt copy across the website photo, bloody broke the web.

Port
Unlike Lol Brown form Lol Norf, we know this kid can play, but shit he ugly

Richmong
Not so much the face, it's the size of the uncle ned. Not a bad looking bunch of guys at Richmong, unlike their supporters.

St Kilda
for **** sake

Sydney
Next

West Coast
Had planned to go with the X man, but then I saw this.

Western Bulldogs
Candidates just leapt at me, but I had to settle on this poor kid conceived no doubt in Deliverance Country


Top 3;
1. Heppell
2. Brown. Lol North
3. St Kilda kid
Brown's look is brilliant. It takes real balls to have a hairstyle like sideshow Bob. That young Hawk should be in there.
 
Pick from each club's website, I've picked the worst head from those photos only

Brisbane
Punce head
Carlton
Shocking, considering he beat Robbo
Collingwood
Seeds was close, but the backlash too harsh. Quite a handsome list at the Carringbush
Essenscum
Moonface (related to Bert?) Considering there's a Daniher, it's fair to say that Heppell is one ugly mother ......, and has to a strong contender for ugliest of the comp

Freo
That's one hell of a long skinny head. Not as big as Vlaustin, but in the ball park

Geelong
Yes, this is last year's photo

GCS
Ridiculous.

GWS
If you look closely, there's some slight resemblance to Jha Jha Binks

Hawthorn
Picking on the new kid. A real gumby type with unfortunate ears. If you check other photo's of him, you'll quickly agree that this is a very generous photo. Some shocking heads out at Mulgrave

Melbourne
Reminds me of some cartoon character, just can't work out what.

Lol Ben Brown. Really hope the kid can play. Lol Norf. For some reason I could'nt copy across the website photo, bloody broke the web.

Port
Unlike Lol Brown form Lol Norf, we know this kid can play, but shit he ugly

Richmong
Not so much the face, it's the size of the uncle ned. Not a bad looking bunch of guys at Richmong, unlike their supporters.

St Kilda
for **** sake

Sydney
Next

West Coast
Had planned to go with the X man, but then I saw this.

Western Bulldogs
Candidates just leapt at me, but I had to settle on this poor kid conceived no doubt in Deliverance Country


Top 3;
1. Heppell
2. Brown. Lol North
3. St Kilda kid



essendon, melbourne, brisbane, stkilda, west coast all aren't that bad.
 

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I can't quite put my finger on it. I find him an odd looking person.

It's the eyebrows.

I'm going to be honest. There are some ugly c****s on my team.

Frankenstein's Monster:

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The Jaw of Death:

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And this guy...:

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But how has nobody mentioned Juddy?? (special mention to Rebecca Footface)

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Oh, god...

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The "I look like I'm 80":

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The Dave Hughes:

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And of course Collingwood's entire midfield brigade.

Need to start a thread of the best-looking AFL players instead.

Namely Will Minson, Lenny Hayes and Simon Black.
 
So why do they have barbie dolls as wives/girlfriends?

Money is extremely strong aphrodesiac.
 

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