Ulcers

[Sealen]

I've got another one of the ********ing ********** in my ********ing mouth after having two in my ********ing mouth two ********ing weeks a-********ing-go.

I've heard putting vegemite on them helps, but I'm finding it hard to believe.

WTF causes these things?

What can I do to stop mastication from being akward and slightly discomfortable?

 

[PowerKat]

Have you been drinking too much?

Vitamin B deficiencies can cause these.

Take Vit B, and buy some Bonjella or Seda-Gel and apply liberally to numb the area. Works better if you 'dry' the spot first with a tissue.

 

[Sealen]

Have you been drinking too much?

Vitamin B deficiencies can cause these.

Take Vit B, and buy some Bonjella or Seda-Gel and apply liberally to numb the area. Works better if you 'dry' the spot first with a tissue.

Thanks

Actually, I havent been drinking at all. I've gone cold turkey. So this is strange.

Vitamin B deficiencies. Hmm, I'll have to look into it.

Thanks for your advice though, I'll give them a whirl

 

[Swifty_446]

Mouth ulcers, what a luxury!

Try having stomach ulcers!

 

[Blues_Man]

I've got another one of the ********ing ********** in my ********ing mouth after having two in my ********ing mouth two ********ing weeks a-********ing-go.

I've heard putting vegemite on them helps, but I'm finding it hard to believe.

WTF causes these things?

What can I do to stop mastication from being akward and slightly discomfortable?

let DR BM diagnose your problem :
mouth ulcers are genearally caused by having unhygenic dental habits ...but i'm guessing in your case it's caused by all the faecal matter emanating from your oral cavity .

 

[Fogarty]

I've got another one of the ********ing ********** in my ********ing mouth after having two in my ********ing mouth two ********ing weeks a-********ing-go.

I've heard putting vegemite on them helps, but I'm finding it hard to believe.

WTF causes these things?

What can I do to stop mastication from being akward and slightly discomfortable?

If I want mouth ulcers, I eat Pineapple, Boy oh Boy don't they come up quick.

 

[Sealen]

let DR BM diagnose your problem :
mouth ulcers are genearally caused by having unhygenic dental habits ...but i'm guessing in your case it's caused by all the faecal matter emanating from your oral cavity .

Yeah, I've been tossing your mothers salad.

 

[Fogarty]

Mouth ulcers, what a luxury!

Try having stomach ulcers!

Two Oz Guys from W.A won a Nobel Prize for finding the cure to stomach ulcers.
How goods that?
So if you've got em Swifty_446 there is a cure available.

Cheers,

Fogarty.

 

[Swifty_446]

Two Oz Guys from W.A won a Nobel Prize for finding the cure to stomach ulcers.
How goods that?
So if you've got em Swifty_446 there is a cure available.

Cheers,

Fogarty.

I first had them about 8 years ago, they're curable for the short term, but can flare up anytime thereon.

 

[Fogarty]

I first had them about 8 years ago, they're curable for the short term, but can flare up anytime thereon.

Yep, I understand where your coming from, but, this cure was only found this year.
One of these guys actually swallowed the bacteria that causes ulcers and then
made an antidote from himself.
Shades of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde.

 

[Swifty_446]

Yep, I understand where your coming from, but, this cure was only found this year.
One of these guys actually swallowed the bacteria that causes ulcers and then
made an antidote from himself.
Shades of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde.

I actually remember hearing something about that now that you mention that guy swallowing the bacteria. I haven't had them in the last 3 years, so hopefully they dont come back. It's good to know there's a permanent cure.

 

[Blues_Man]

Yeah, I've been tossing your mothers salad.

a simple"i've got nothing" would have been a better reply than that lame attempt ...maybe when you grow up will have some decent comebacks...

 

[Sealen]

a simple"i've got nothing" would have been a better reply than that lame attempt ...maybe when you grow up will have some decent comebacks...

One day when I grow old and bitter and live in a pathetic suburb on the ass end of the country and manage to post 25 posts per day whilst worshipping faeces coloured rivers, owning dogs named sparkles and sticking my pathetic, worthless, wooden spoon supporting nose into other peoples threads with snide smart ass remarks, I will be able to provide a comeback which gains your approval.

 

[Blues_Man]

One day when I grow old and bitter and live in a pathetic suburb on the ass end of the country and manage to post 25 posts per day whilst worshipping faeces coloured rivers, owning dogs named sparkles and sticking my pathetic, worthless, wooden spoon supporting nose into other peoples threads with snide smart ass remarks, I will be able to provide a comeback which gains your approval.

ok then just stick to burning live mice with hairspray ..and suffering mouth ulcers from poor hygien, and spitting on your worthless dud football team that you have never seen win a premiership ...all the while living at home with mum and a big bully dad who still bosses you around like a little boy . sounds like you have it made

 

[gerta]

Yep, I understand where your coming from, but, this cure was only found this year.
One of these guys actually swallowed the bacteria that causes ulcers and then
made an antidote from himself.
Shades of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde.

The cure was found a while ago (1983), they were only recognised for it this year..... But then again some stomach ulcers can be caused by different things...

 

[Sealen]

ok then just stick to burning live mice with hairspray ..and suffering mouth ulcers from poor hygien, and spitting on your worthless dud football team that you have never seen win a premiership ...all the while living at home with mum and a big bully dad who still bosses you around like a little boy . sounds like you have it made

Yeah, well it could be worse. I could be one of your stupid, ugly and chromosone deficient kids.