Beauty & Style Underrated: Gay bars

[Scallop Industry Thug]

For 2 primary reasons.


1. Less fights, no muzzas.

2. If you don't pick-up, who cares man, its a gay bar. Nobody expects you to. If you do however, you head to the top of the man ladder.

I'll see you all at the Peel

 

[Pumbi]

A couple of my uni mates who are strapped for cash often go to the gay bar at the beginning of the night to get shouted drinks by old and desperate men.

 

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For 3 primary reasons.

1. Your competition to pick up just dwindled by about 90%. And for you clownshoes who think gay bars are just ****, head down to one. 3:1 ***:***-hag ratio.

2. Less fights, no muzzas.

3. If you don't pick-up, who cares man, its a gay bar. Nobody expects you to. If you do however, you head to the top of the man ladder.

I'll see you all at the Peel

counter point 1. straight girls who go to gay bars general do so specifically not to be hit on. you might have less competition but the just is a lot harder

3. what you pick up might in fact be a man.

 

[Mattlowry]

If you're comfortable with your sexuality then they can be a fun place. Very positive vibe, everyones there for a good time, and generally there are some decent looking birds there.

That said going there to pick up probably isn't the way to go. Like the poster above said, most girls are there to have fun with their gay friends, not to pick up. Probably the last thing they want.

 

[Football God]

Strong thread title is strong.

 

[Schulzenfest]

4. Weird ugly ****s from Oasis will give you some hot young thaaaaaaang's phone number.

 

[lards]

4. Weird ugly ****s from Oasis will give you some hot young thaaaaaaang's phone number.

yeah baccs was the quite the hit at the mars bar. plus wouldn't a lot of the women be dykes? ill stick to picking up birds at normal clubs

 

[La Dispute]

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[Football God]

best i could find of it, apologies.

had to post a Gus/Stifler clip.

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[Gus]

best i could find of it, apologies.

had to post a Gus/Stifler clip.

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What is this? a dance-off?




BACCS loves the Mars Bar.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

For 3 primary reasons.

1. Your competition to pick up just dwindled by about 90%. And for you clownshoes who think gay bars are just ****, head down to one. 3:1 ***:***-hag ratio.

2. Less fights, no muzzas.

3. If you don't pick-up, who cares, you can pick up a man.

I'll see you all at the Peel

EFA amidoingitrite???

 

[Worldheroxx]

The coolest bar i have ever been to was a gay bar, it was on the edge of a giant cliff and the back wall was all glass which kind of curved in a way to make it seem like you were floating in air.

But yeah picking up is impossible

 

[bunsen burner]

For 3 primary reasons.

1. Your competition to pick up just dwindled by about 90%. And for you clownshoes who think gay bars are just ****, head down to one. 3:1 ***:***-hag ratio.

2. Less fights, no muzzas.

3. If you don't pick-up, who cares man, its a gay bar. Nobody expects you to. If you do however, you head to the top of the man ladder.

I'll see you all at the Peel

1. *** hags are generally not looking to pick up. Harder to pick up in a gay bar unless you pretend you are gay

2. Yep, good to have a break from testosterone filled hetro haunts full of alpha-champs.

A few extras:

1. Music is usually pretty good if you are on the pingers

2. Gay guys often resent straight guys coming to their haunts.

 

[bunsen burner]

plus wouldn't a lot of the women be dykes?

Gay guys and gay chicks generally don't mix with each other. Gay girls are often butch and sneer at gay men, particularly the queens.

 

[bunsen burner]

What is this? a dance-off?

I was at a gay bar once and witnessed a dance off. It was the funniest thing ever. I had to pinch myself to make sure it wasn't a dream. It was a recovery club so everyone was lounging about on longes. There was no dnace floor. Just two dudes who didn't know each other must have just had an e come on and they danced off right there on the carpet. They had the attention of the whole room. It was hilarious.

 

[MF]

A couple of my uni mates who are strapped for cash often go to the gay bar at the beginning of the night to get shouted drinks by old and desperate men.

They'll be jerking each other off on camera for cash within two weeks, tops.

 

[Papa G]

The last chick I rooted before meeting/partnering/marrying my wife was picked up at the Mars Bar (last century, **** that's depressing) so I guess I have fond memories of da Gay Bar.

 

[Kim Chambers]

Did a gig at a Gay bar in Abbotsford last year, it was a nice job. I wasn't quite sure how to respond when the guy giving us the complimentary water came up dressed as a bunny rabbit with a zip down the back but overall it was a great gig.

 

[King Elvis]

Been to the Mars Bars twice, good fun.

 

[bunsen burner]

Been to the Mars Bars twice, good fun.

That's a euthenism right? Personally I'm still a virgin.

 

[King Elvis]

Is that anything like a euphemism

 

[Upgrayedd]

Agree 100%, often will have a drink or two at the court (For all you wa ****)

Im much more comfortable been harrassed by a drunken homosexual which is just innocent then a drunk ****** wanting you to react

 

[fuzzyswan]

Excellent thread. Have twice pulled birds at A Bar Called Barry's in Collingwood from my three ventures there.

Each time it's been going with a mixed group of friends for celebrationary drinks (birthdays and welcome back drinks) and so haven't had any intentions of picking up.

Worst case scenario, you go to a very relaxed place and see many women making out with one another. Who cares if you get hit on by some dude, it's not like you have to do anything. Take it as a compliment.

 

[Football God]

In normal nightclubs you would see girls walking past straight guys and the guys would actually pinch there arse or something like that (i dont do it, i see it tho)

In a gay bar would a gay guy try and stick his finger up where the sun dont shine on some guy walking past?

 

[showdownhero]

In normal nightclubs you would see girls walking past straight guys and the guys would actually pinch there arse or something like that (i dont do it, i see it tho)

In a gay bar would a gay guy try and stick his finger up where the sun dont shine on some guy walking past?

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