weird stuff you do when your drunk....

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Zeke
Weird stuff Suzi does when she's drunk:

She makes sense.

I don't drink simply because I don't need it. I don't even go out to pubs or many parties anymore because of ppl making fools of themselves.

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by goaldrush
I don't even go out to pubs or many parties anymore because of ppl making fools of themselves.

You don't go to pubs because no one would believe you're 18, regardless of I.D.

You don't go to parties because they generally require an invitation.

 

[beckybiglands]

Originally posted by kriles76
I get dizzy, stumble somtimes, start saying stupid things, want to dance a little more than usual and sometimes want to vomit. I sometimes wake up afterwards with a head or stomach ache too.

Is it just me?

yeah, that happened to me a couple times

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Zeke
You don't go to pubs because no one would believe you're 18, regardless of I.D.

You don't go to parties because they generally require an invitation.

No I don't go to parties to get drunk because you don't need to get drunk to have a good time.

I am 26 years old so stop making fun of my age.

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by goaldrush
No I don't go to parties to get drunk because you don't need to get drunk to have a good time.

I am 26 years old so stop making fun of my age.

I didn't make fun of your age, just said that you don't look 18, let alone 26.

By the way, you can go to parties and not get drunk, I've done it a couple of times myself.

 

[Sheik Mathious]

Originally posted by superstar
Reminds me of something I did while hammered when I was about 15. We decided it would be a really good idea to go for a bike ride while wasted and stumbled accross the local bowling club. We spent the next hour or so doing skids all over the bowling green, doing irreperable damage. When I walked past the club the following day to get some hangover food, there were cops all over the place!

Poor old buggers installed a synthetic turf not long after we did it a second time about 3 weeks later!

Countless other stories.

Prick!

 

[Tangodown]

A few years back a mate of mine mistook the kitchen sink for the squirter.....He got busted mid squirt by the babe he had picked up at the pub .....For some reason she took offence to him failing to notice the sink was full of dishes......HENCE....They no longer saw each other again....

 

[yikes]

Ive jumped into pools a few times fully clothed.

My friend gets agro when hes drunk and we told a chair was callin him names and he went and punched and kicked the chair untill it broke.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
Eating cigarettes in front of a crowd cheering me on.

Ewwww now that is gross.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Scottroo
i had a party at mine last nite, sum bloke took a **** on my front lawn

Charming

 

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Charming

Might as well respond to every story here Suzi, you're on fire.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Reply to my post. I'd love to see what you think of that.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Thrawn
Might as well respond to every story here Suzi, you're on fire.

Oh crap Thrawn's watching

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Oh crap Thrawn's watching

You're desperate for a stalker, aren't you Suzi?

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Zeke
You're desperate for a stalker, aren't you Suzi?

 

[vindor]

Emptying cans of spaghetti/baked-beans/canned-beetroot etc. and smashing eggs on a random car in a hotel car park.

Walking into a BP service station and mooning the attendent (got busted by the cops and recieved a fine for indecent exposure).

Rolling a store of empty kegs into a river.

Pouring a beer into the coin slot of a poker machine.

Uprooting grape-vines in a vineyard

etc. etc. etc. I am the king of drunken stupidity!

 

[lozstar]

Originally posted by Kid Dynamite!
Me and a mate got sloshed last night and were dared to run down the street in our bra's and pants. PANTS, not PANTIES.

So we did. Got beeped at by hot guys and then some old bloke told us to catch a taxi and get off the streetcorner before we got into trouble. I've never had more fun in my life

found anymore drinking games?

 

[Squeak]

Haven't done anything super embarrassing myself (other than get locked in the boot of a car for 2 hours), but the weirdest thing a mate has done is put a piece of bread on the kitchen sink, ****ed on it, then eaten it.

 

[The Passenger]

another couple of things - a mate of mine decided to take a slash in the poker machine change till and got banned for life at Easts Leagues.

me and a few lads walked into a servo at about 2.30 one night, and we didn't realize this guy was gonna do it, but he went and grabbed a little red shopping tray went and grabbed also sorts of **** from the shelves - bread, milk, orange juice, coke, biscuits, chocolates. he ended up with about 30-40 things in his arms and tray. went up to the counter and poored it all out everywhere and goes "yea mate ill have some chewing gum"

and lately i've been focussing my pranks on me mates to waking them up early. last thursday night went out, woke up at 9 for some ****ing reason on friday morning, and rang a mate on his mobile and said 'yep jake, wake up' than hung up

and had a fair bit to drink last nigh and a diff mate crashed at mine. he slept in a different room and i set the alarm clock for 7.15 in his room (we didn't get till sleep till nearly 4 either). and than set his alarm in his phone for 7.30, 7.45 and 8.00, than set the tv in the room to turn on at 8.30 full ball

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Originally posted by lozstar
found anymore drinking games?

No! You were no help, ya big bore!

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Originally posted by Black Thunder
and had a fair bit to drink last nigh and a diff mate crashed at mine. he slept in a different room and i set the alarm clock for 7.15 in his room (we didn't get till sleep till nearly 4 either). and than set his alarm in his phone for 7.30, 7.45 and 8.00, than set the tv in the room to turn on at 8.30 full ball

 

[sabre_ac]

Im not too bad, I have a knack of talking allot of **** and randomly making new friends and then having no idea who they are when they come up and say hi when I am sober.
Though my mates there is another story...

I have one that the more drunk he gets the more his tastes on the finer sex turn to the "larger variety".
Another who will just randomly pass out anywhere From toliets to club lines....
And a few others that I just cant mention .

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

This is what my brother does when he is drunk. He holds farting and burping competitions against his friends. So gross but so true.

 

[Shrapnel]

Originally posted by goaldrush
This is what my brother does when he is drunk. He holds farting and burping competitions against his friends. So gross but so true.

ok.....

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by goaldrush
This is what my brother does when he is drunk. He holds farting and burping competitions against his friends. So gross but so true.

Oh yeah. My brother flashes his boobs and picks up strange men when he's drunk, too.