West Coast Jokes

[The Kipster]

Q: What are the first five words a West Coast player in a three piece tailored suit hears?
A: "Will the defendant please rise"
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Q: What do you say to a West Coast fan with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. Someone has said it for you already. Twice.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead West Coast Eagles fan on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Eagles Fan?
A. A Doberman.

Q: What has hit more balls than Greg Normans driver?
A: Ashley Handsons chin

 

[strategy]

Those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones , ok .
check your own club and its off field behaviour .

 

[Thrust]

these recycled jokes never get old

 

[GuzzLG]

Great thread!!

 

[The Kipster]

Those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones , ok .
check your own club and its off field behaviour .

MMMMMmmmmm yep I've checked now what

 

[The Kipster]

these recycled jokes never get old

Recycled what like Mal Michael?

 

[15_year_member]

Q: What are the first five words a West Coast player in a three piece tailored suit hears?

A: "Will the defendant please rise"​

Q: What do you say to a West Coast fan with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. Someone has said it for you already. Twice.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead West Coast Eagles fan on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.


Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Eagles Fan?
A. A Doberman.

Q: What has hit more balls than Greg Normans driver?
A: Ashley Handsons chin

Is your club still hiding behind a piece of paper signed by a court?

 

[GuzzLG]

Recycled what like Mal Michael?

Trent Croad, Stephen Gilham, Brent Guerra, Danny Jacobs board.

 

[Impunity!]

Boy this is a great thread

 

[oogac]

What is the odd one out?

A. Giant Crab
B. Jelly Fish
C. A Chinese West Coast supporter run over by a bus.
D. Lobster



Clue. . . its not the obvious one.




Ok


Answer
B. The Jellyfish

Cos all the others are Crustasians

 

[strategy]

MMMMMmmmmm yep I've checked now what

Its worse than the Eagles.

 

[Crimson King]

bwahahahahaha, what a thread!!!

 

[Keys]

Besides locking this thread, how do you save Kipster from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

I'd go back to find more jokes as old as yours Kip, but I can't translate cave drawings all that well.

 

[Forrest Gimp]

MMMMMmmmmm yep I've checked now what

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear?

 

[JesusHcrikey]

MMMMMmmmmm yep I've checked now what

Just quietly who are the infamous 8? You can tell me

 

[Jafa]

Just quietly who are the infamous 8? You can tell me

I know

 

[BigCox from Subi]

MMMMMmmmmm yep I've checked now what

Medical Files In the Gutter Ring a Bell?

 

[The Night Shift]

*----- --------'s* medical record in the gutter

 

[GuzzLG]

*----- --------'s* medical record in the gutter

Can I buy an E?

 

[Chewy]

teeheeteeheeteehee

The CRACKs are starting to appear

s****** s******

They need to find the PILL

heeheeheehee


If they are going to be sponsored by COKE then they need to ICE the clock

[slaps thigh]

They need to INJECT a bit more SPEED into their midfield

hoo hoo hoo hah hah hah

Maybe they can pick up some LSD, sorry, pick up someone in the PSD

Geddit?

They need some HERO IN the forward line



I would keep going but an INJUNCTION prevents me from saying much more

[wets himself]

 

[The Night Shift]

Can I buy an E?

You certainly can... and more than one from the sounds of things

 

[Thrust]

Recycled what like Mal Michael?

Na i meant recycled as in the toilet paper you use:

"it's nearly new"

 

[15_year_member]

Injunction or no injunction it will all hit the media at some point. It's inevitable. It all comes out in the wash. And the clean up job will be a lot bigger and more painful than the one that has had to be done at my club.

 

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

That reminds me... I watched a movie the other day... it was about a guy and his buddy who were gay.... and into the drug scene.... but neither them or the place they work for couldn't be named because of an injunction in place protecting gays and drug addicts.... the cops told them though if they were found again prostituting themselves on the corner of b and c-road the cops would be right there watching them like a hawk . I think the movie was a Crawford Production.

 

[bomba4eva]

Brilliant work here Germ