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What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch information into drum machine once.
You only have to punch information into drum machine once.
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How can you tell if a muso is at your door?
His hat says 'Pizza Hut'
His hat says 'Pizza Hut'
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What do you call a drummer who got dumped by his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Homeless.
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How do you know when a singer is at your front door?
You dont. He never knows when the right time to come in is, and he can never find the right key anyway.
You dont. He never knows when the right time to come in is, and he can never find the right key anyway.
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How do you know when a bassplayer is at your front door?
You dont. He just stands there mumbling to himself "whats the point of knocking? No one is gonna pay any attention to me when i go in anyway. May as well just go home now..."
You dont. He just stands there mumbling to himself "whats the point of knocking? No one is gonna pay any attention to me when i go in anyway. May as well just go home now..."
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Where do you find a drummer with ambitions to write film scores?
Working at Blockbuster Video.
Working at Blockbuster Video.
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Whats got 3 legs and a c**t?
A drum stool.
A drum stool.
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What do you call a bloke who looks like a chick hanging around musicians?
A lead singer
A lead singer
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What's the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.
None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do guitarists use for birth control?
Their personalities
Their personalities
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How do you make a drummer slow down?
Put a sheet of music in front of him
How can you make that drummer stop?
Put notes on it.
Put a sheet of music in front of him
How can you make that drummer stop?
Put notes on it.
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Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
Me either.
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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Roadies dont change lightbulbs. He'll take it apart, repair it with gaffer tape, change the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-install the bulb fifty feet from where it should be, so that the guitarist likes it. But he wont change it.
None. Roadies dont change lightbulbs. He'll take it apart, repair it with gaffer tape, change the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-install the bulb fifty feet from where it should be, so that the guitarist likes it. But he wont change it.
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A drummer walks into a shop and asks for a 50 watt Marshall amplifier, a Les Paul guitar and a packet of strings.
The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".
The bemused drummer replies "Yeah dude! How could you tell?"
The assistant replies "This is a fish and chip shop"
The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".
The bemused drummer replies "Yeah dude! How could you tell?"
The assistant replies "This is a fish and chip shop"
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What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
"Would you like fries with that?"
"Would you like fries with that?"
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